Ayooo a PLATYPUS thread

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GIS with caution

retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:48 (twelve years ago) link


OMG I love them. I also love that they're called puggles. So cute.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:51 (twelve years ago) link



everything in this fuckin country is venomous, take outback trip w/ caution

BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

I like it how the English originally thought Australians had stitched together parts of different animals to fake them out when they sent platypus specimens back to the mother country

badg, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

i still don't believe they exist irl

harbl, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

They are pretty ridiculous tbh.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

this fuckin country

gosh, such venom

zing touch me I'm (sic), Friday, 13 November 2009 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

GIS with caution

― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:48 PM Bookmark

curiosity killed the cat o_O

becky & robbie's bogus journalism (The Reverend), Friday, 13 November 2009 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Best animal of all time!!!!!!

Winter Crab (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone ever seen one in person?

Winter Crab (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

A boy platypus has five X and five Y chromosomes!!!!!!!!!! (exclamation pt for each chrom)

blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone ever seen one in person?

Ha, I was gonna ask just this - in the wild, not captivity, of course.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 9 April 2011 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

i got this plat at the xmas market in hyde park, london... anyone know the name of the company that makes em?


Kenneth Toilethole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 01:49 (ten years ago) link

My daughter's pet Platypus is driving me nuts

Bicycle Repairman
09-20-2003, 08:31 PM
Okay, here's the situation...

Now that the weather has turned cooler, Pia the Platypus has moved indoors from the pond out back of Stately Repairman Manor to the hot tub next to the swimming pool. Before my morning swim, I must scoop up the poop found floating using my golf ball retriever, and believe you me, there's a lot of poop!

On top of all that, Pia eats almost exclusively a diet of giant tiger prawns and turns up her leathery bill-like snout to less expensive options like worms or imitation crab meat. I can tell you from personal experience what smell a Platypus gives off with such a diet, and it isn't Roses.

All well and good, you might say. Except for one important fact: Platypi have to be about the most useless creatures on God's Green Earth. I can't possibly understand what purpose they serve. While we all know of the unusual fauna in Australia (some that feature up to five orifices), I can't help but think this mutant species is nothing more than proof that Darwin's theory is out of whack. There's absolutely no endearing qualities this animal has. They show nothing in their behavior that can be considered the least bit pet-like. Plus, Pia really freaks out the dogs. They won't go anywhere near the swimming pool.

How do I break it to my daughter that I want Pia gone? And would the SPCA accept a Platypus?

Kenneth Toilethole (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:50 (ten years ago) link

Angry platypus gif is internet gold

Abarham Lincoln posing (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:18 (ten years ago) link

i got this plat at the xmas market in hyde park, london

Never Seen A Real Platypus Productions, Beijing

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 04:49 (ten years ago) link

five years pass...
three years pass...

"We knew platypuses were incredible. Now we know they glow, too"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 12 November 2020 04:46 (one year ago) link

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