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I think there's a form to aw that's supposed to be followed.

we failed to follow it

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Teacher spelled your name wrong.

people spell my name wrong all the time - even after receiving emails from me with the correct spelling

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huh

I sometimes almost willfully spell Becka's name wrong.

have you seen the movie Cemetery Man?

A few times.

it's one of my all-time favorites - i saw it for the first time on a date with this guy i was dating to try and get over an ex, and i think i spent half of the movie trying not to cry, because i wished i was seeing it w/the ex - and not the guy i was on a date with - because we would have had a similar response/understanding of the movie.

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my mom recently got back from a vacation to Europe and brought me back a cheese grater - one you hold in your hand - that is white with decorative flourishes that are that shade of blue.

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Nigeria - 2
Ivory Coast - 2
watches - 2
UK - 1
Kenya - 1
Paraguay - 1
New Zealand - 1
subject/location unclear/unknown - 1

63,144 people are fans of Motorola.

Which topping is your all-time fave?
Pepperoni
Mushroom
Sausage
31,591 people voted.

Friday, November 13, 2009 1:22 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Multiple messages: [1116392, 1116049, 1115895, 1116391, 1116390] deleted from thread: aw

Britain's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor's thread may be the new Taxonomy of Vacuous Pop thread

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9251/49289813.jpg

the numbers aren't as high as the taxonomy thread - but they are consistently within the same range - and no one has posted to it recently - so it appears to be a similar phenomenon

I've never opened it or even noticed it.

neither have i - but it is starting to appear consistently on the most read threads list

You're saying that it's fueled by off-site reads and Most Read Threads page click throughs? The taxonomy of pop thread was pretty regularly bumped, though.

i have no idea - they appear to be in-site reads - but the taxonomy of pop thread was constantly on that list even when it wasn't bumped - it's like there's this weird glitch, it feels like, but it probably isn't

It's five months old, so maybe it got bumped up during a time when lonely British women were googling but ilx was slow, and then a rotating handful of ilxors who were curious about the most read list kept it on the most read list. I don't know.

it's a mystery tiny ghost gif to be sure

"One of my favorite books in my personal library is “Sodomy: The Sickest Sin on Earth” by Dr. Dennis Corle (he’s also the author of 'Backyard Football!' for kids)."

that sounds like a gem - for a while i was trying to collect books that were christian denouncements of rock music. they each had semi-elaborate systems for categorizing what was evil and wrong about it.

I don't get this website christwire at all. It seems like some of it is satirical, except the satirical parts sound in sentiment and ideology just like the non-satirical parts. It's all around eye opening.

I want something to read like those Eric Rohmer stories.

http://i35.tinypic.com/14nlr85.jpg

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Website Title: ChristWire Title Relevancy100%Meta Keywords: sesame street google images, lindsay lohan, michael lohan, billy ray cyrus, miley cyrus, tom cruise dead, comedy central, glenn beck, jon stewart, cbsnews.com saturday, fox news, oscar the grouch, sesame street, healthcare, obama, obamacare, ashley lambert, girl soccer fight Relevancy:83% relevantSEO Score:74%Terms: 1812 (Unique: 738, Linked: 698) Images: 37 (Alt tags missing: 9) Links: 202 (Internal: 194, Outbound: 8) AboutUs: Wiki article on Christwire.org Related Sites:gizmodo.com Similar Domains:Christ Watch | Christ Way Media | Christ Wood Rc | Chris Twining | Christ Worship | Christ Way Counseling | Christ With Me | Christ Will | Christ Water - Americas | Christ Will - Music | Christ Will Music | Christ Wedding Chapel | Christ Way ChurchRSS Feeds:
Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin (6 days ago)
Alexa Trend/Rank: #123,042: Down 3,136 ranks over the last three months. Compete Rank: #72,476 with 24,574 U.S. visitors per month Quantcast Rank:#229,422

Christ Way ChurchRSS Feeds:
Sammy Sosa Bleached Skin (6 days ago)

It's a .org.

Hi-Carbon Galvanized Jesus
PC Strand Jesus
Stainless Jesus
Staple Jesus

From (ugh) cracked.com:

1. It is unknown whether or not Christ Wire is a stealth parody or serious.
2. If the former, it's the most hilarious thing on the Internet (sorry, DOB).
3. If the latter, then humanity truly is doomed.

Yes, staple Jesus.

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law

What did I just link to.

what would an irrationalwiki read like?

I think it's satire.

I think they have irrational wikis.

Like everything is or something. Or that other one that's just nonsense.

Shit, I didn't even notice. They have an advertisement from a gay cruise.

It's a really slow-loading website.

yeah - i get the sense that it's parody as well. One of the images illustrating one of the stories is a shot from one of those demonic children movies that i love. kinda doubt the real thing would go for that aesthetic.

What threw me is that on their homepage they have an Ann Coulter ad at the top. The gay cruise ad I found later.

The pictures seemed off to me, too, but I figured at the time that it was editorial laziness.

Amber's picture has an uncanny valley uncanniness.

i think i tend to overanalyze things like this from the perspective of art (literature, performance, etc.) and it's definitely something i can get the potential entertainment value of, but any goal outside of "lol fundamentalism" seems lacking or something.

Also they link to several liberal blogs, like dailykos, which, although they list them under the heading "Axis of Evil," a conservative editorial outlet probably wouldn't do.

Honestly, this website seems like a lot of work.

i asked someone who saw them and they said this.

I think the only really good Teenage Jesus & the Jerks song is the one w/James Chance on sax. The others are just ok.

What about "Orphans"? Someone who saw TJ&J, you mean?

Orphans is good - I saw them last month. Her voice had dropped an octave, so the harmonies were different, and the harmonies were one of the most compelling things for me about those songs. She sounded kinda like Bea Arthur.

I had that Atavistic everything comp and it was 19 minutes. I know it's not technically everything, but it's funny that it's so near to being everything. My friend Ryan has some funny Lydia Lunch stories. Maybe I mentioned them before? Anyway, I remember the comp just beginning to blur into guitar trash after the first five or six minutes.

Yeah - it was funny because when we were in line to get in, the door person told this girl that if she was going to leave and come back she should be prompt because the set was going to be short. And she asked why. And I said, "They don't have very many songs. They probably only have 20 minutes of material."

You didn't mention the stories, but you mentioned Ryan before.

Saturday, November 21, 2009 4:32 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Multiple messages: [1138754, 1138756, 1138757, 1138764, 1138765, 1138766, 1138768, 1138771, 1138773, 1138783, 1138790, 1138419, 1138789, 1138418, 1138413, 1138749, 1138414, 1138415] deleted from thread: [AYOVEMBER] DAY 21: Mega Max Day

291,807 people are fans of Toys"R"Us.

82,736 people are fans of T-Mobile BlackBerry.

I Ching 145 143 0 2

53,669 people are fans of The Pulse Smartpen from Livescribe.

56,102 people are fans of The Pulse Smartpen from Livescribe.

56,154 people are fans of The Pulse Smartpen from Livescribe.

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A figure from Michael Jackson's past is found dead, and Miley Cyrus mourns a crew member. Unanswered questions

350,414 people are fans of Toys"R"Us.

32,479 people are fans of MGD 64.

So three people have external site reads for the thread about 51s. Maybe they have bookmarks on in their browsers? That must be it. Three people absolutely must know what's going on in that thread and feel that a site-specific bookmark requires too many steps to access, so they have a little bookmark at the top of their bookmark bar.

i don't know exactly how that works.

199,426 people are fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas.

207,012 people are fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas.

207,012 - 199,426 = 7586

7586 / 42 = 180.6

180.6 = # of people becoming fans of ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas per min.

this should be tested once and for all.

that thread has 570 new answers, why?

What thread?

the ass on that one thread.

I just want to make it clear that I'm not complaining ... about a thread I can't be bothered to read.

Oh, God, you would have to open it. No, wait, I think I can explain this, even though I've only read 1% of it.

People are talking about all the different ideas to do with other people saying so and so is hot and objectifying women. You know, if it makes you uncomfortable, when it's okay, when it's not okay. Who does what. Everything to do with that.

To make a point, Laurel substitutes "nigger" for the spot about the woman in the poll. Dan and horseshoe say, That's racist. They say sexism and racism don't function the same in our society and aren't the same. Dan is really pissed, waiting for an apology.

Discussion.

Then 4,000 posts later there's an apology and an acceptance and Goole around that time says something about having bad thoughts. People talk about thinking about children in a sexual way, and talk about whether it's bad to have bad thoughts, and where that rates, and they talk about man as an animal, if he is at all.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/21/us/21hillary.600.jpg
http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/original-sin.jpg
http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/year-o-the-ox.jpg

Kinda like this ^^^?

Sort of. How did you know that someone mentioned the fruit? You opened the thread!

What? No!

I'm not sure I get the last one, except that he's corrupted by his thoughts?

Also, the Hillary and Obama picture should be 100 times the size of the others. And there should be a smaller picture of Alicia Keys' ass first.

the last one = the first, most obvious gis image that combined human and animal features

T or F: One of the principal themes, perhaps the overriding theme, of the minotaur myth is bestiality.

that sounds true to me.

hey guys if you want to keep squatting on this board, drop all the weird meta analyzing ilx crap plz

thank you, helpful moderator, sir.

no problem, thx to yall in advance

Does speculating why some thread is in the most read threads list count as "weird meta analyzing ilx crap"?

yes

could you lock that thread then?

Huh, I thought for sure it was about other stuff. The numbers thing seems benign. Shrug from here either way.

I just don't want to get in trouble.

its a difficult lyfe

with pleasure.
xpost.

the key thing is that mentioning posters by name and interpreting their actions is off limits on the subboards, so fair warning that it wont be allowed

i know you said 'that one,' btw.