RELEASE THE KRACKEN! perhaps it can destroy hollywood before they remake clash of the titans

a tauntaun fetish is the supernova of furrydom

yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all

RIP Captain Lorax

hill street blues 2.0

xp

Repo Man: A New Beginning

tauntaun sleeping bag...
http://slyoyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450tauntaun.jpg

the legs ARE ACTUALLY inside the tauntaun

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin05.jpg

ONE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

TWO. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin07.jpg

THREE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin02.jpg

FOUR. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin09.jpg

ONE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE. TWO. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin04.jpg

THREE. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE.

NOW.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin06.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin00.jpg

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin01.jpg

THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR.

I just can't take movies seriously when they have a nu-metal soundtrack.

http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2009/images/20090425hamlin03.jpg

ile board descrip

^^ might be even better for ILTMI though.

Yar etc:

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/2189/clash-of-the-titans-stills#photo0

Perseus looks like Eminem in that second photo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ45YggZUPM

Kraken looks like a big ol' angry tortoise there.

This is totally Worthington's pitch at a Gladiator, isn't it?

Sam Worthington; worst man in Hollywood?

hardly

Saw a trailer the other day and it looked way better than I thought - there were some nice-looking model shots in there and it wasn't all yawn CGI.

This summer. "Titans will Clash!!"

very good work there guys... what did you do with the rest of the day you came up with that?

good to see the Cloverfield monster getting some more work at the end there

^spoiler! haven't seen cloverfield

looks like the first crab-core action movie.

this looks so fukken rad

i mean dude busts out on a fukken pegasus fighten a seamonster @ the end of that trailer

Harry Hamlin approves:

GK: Had you ever thought over the years that there would come a day when you’d see a remake?

HH: No, it never occurred to me.

GK: Not even with the onslaught of technology? Even George Lucas revisited “Star Wars.”

HH: One doesn’t contemplate that kinda thing. It doesn’t seem like the type of thing you would make. To me, it seemed strange and bizarre. Now that they have different ways of filming, I’m sure it will be better.

GK: You have Sam Worthington taking on your role as Perseus … not a bad choice, right? Have you been in contact with him? Did you give him any sort of advice before they started filming?

HH: No, I haven’t, but I saw him in “Avatar.” He was great in that. I was concerned (about how) whoever was playing Perseus (would) create the arc of the hero. I used Joseph Campbell as my template. Having seen Sam Worthington in “Avatar” and how he constructed his journey in that, I’m almost certain he’ll do the same here.

And for your enjoyment, one of the accompanying photos:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01310f5a85b2970c-600wi

so glad im on record as predicting this will own

Sooooo.... anyone?

The reviews so far are bleah, and I'm disappointed that the movie
feels the need to be so humorless and grim as to casually reject a clockwork owl...

yeah be careful GISing tauntaun y'all

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, November 13, 2009 1:50 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

statements which I wish I had taken more seriously

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/25/tauntaun-cake-4.jpg

Eraserhead in space?

this movie would be awesome if the monsters were actually transformers

good to see the armor from EXCALIBUR getting some work

This still holds up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzqwO6hti6M&feature=related

saw this last night cuz i'm supposed to write about it. it's terrible, and mostly not in a fun or entertaining way. just ... bad. dull. derivative. (and not just of the first movie, obv -- it's like cobbled together from stray bits of star wars, lord of the rings and satyricon, and then ralph fiennes wanders in periodically on his off days from a harry potter shoot, without barely bothering to change his voldemort costume.

lousy movie.

(the kraken is kind of cool, tbh, but by then i was really just wishing it would be over.)

although even the kraken basically looks like a big, crabby giger alien

if you hated avatar you're gonna love this

you know I kinda feel bad for sam worthington, people give him a lot of shit, but then again he has to work with this

Im reading so many reviews today and all of them are negative. Except, of course, Armond White, who says it's better than Avatar and has a "better sense of meaningful, economic narrative than the mess that Peter Jackson made of the interminable, incoherent Lord of the Rings trilogy".

http://www.nypress.com/article-21081-ersatz-3-d.html

lol when watching this I was thinking 'peter jackson has so much to account for'

Moviegoers must learn to appreciate movies in measured terms, not the terms of hype.

love ya Armond don't ever change

Yes, teach me, Armond.

RELEASE THE ARMOND

^^^where is anigif

yeah but even armond doesn't really work up enthusiasm here. for anything by one of the transporter auteurs i'd expect a little more rapture.

Megan McArdle should give up the political/economic blogging in favor of film crit:

I gather that the idea was to do a sort of homage to eighties movies — indeed, to possibly the last of the great stop-motion monster movies. It was the kind of homage that is usually delivered by drunk wedding guests with a latent crush on the bride and a too-accurate grasp of the couples' worst qualities.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a212218/worthington-despised-titans-owl.html

?? The clockwork owl doesn't appear in this though, does it?

xpost Ned that actually makes it sound worth watching!

DM it does, for 1 sec

From a friend:

I went to Clash of the Titans on Friday when it opened. That was not my
best decision ever.