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admrl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:53 (ten years ago) link

My dad has NEVER emailed me =(

admrl, Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:54 (ten years ago) link

Seems like it's tonight....RU coming over? Deb's here and the tub's not skanky. We can coolit off for the boys if you'd like.... I'll call.

Peace, Pops

Maria :D, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:58 (ten years ago) link

Hello,

do you have a heavy jacket for your trip or do you want me to send one with P****.

It's-a not so bad (jeff), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:58 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Just received my first text message from my father:

D a u n t i n g  t a s k

Spaced like that and everything.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:32 (nine years ago) link

my dad's first e-mail to me ever iirc was after he accidentally drove his car off of a parking structure and totaled it, and miraculously walked away unscathed. he sent me a picture of the crumpled flipped over SUV with the subject line "AT RICK'S DRIVING ACADEMY YOU ALWAYS LAND ON YOUR HEAD".

dayo technology (some dude), Friday, 1 April 2011 02:24 (nine years ago) link

ten months pass...

Sorry I have been late in Answering- I think Hockey game would keep their attention best- Problem on vacation week is only Home game is their last day Sunday at 3pm(Feb26) "I could pick them up Friday afternoon-Could you meet halfway on Sunday eve??? Other Home games Friday-Feb 17th---Friday March 9th (Both at 7 oclock) and Saturday March 10th at 7 (Can work out Sunday returns if we could meet halfway (Or you guys come over on one of the Sundays) OK Hi to the gang- "Later" Ashley the "G'Pa (also I am the "Jazztruk')

scott seward, Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:01 (eight years ago) link

my dad will never ever be on email
ever
it's some dumb thing he's committed to.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:05 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

dad just signed an email to me and my brothers about an upcoming backpacking trip:

So letโ€™s stay in touch on the details.


Pumped,

Dad

โš“ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:33 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Subject: HIROMO UHARA- GIRL JAZZ PIANIST

Saw this Girl yesterday at Saratoga jazz festival-- Got the biggest ovation of anyone-Catch her on Youtube--She is scary good !!! I am the jazztruk

scott seward, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:34 (eight years ago) link

"jazztruk" is killing me

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:10 (eight years ago) link

i can only imagine the funny emails from my dad, who is cool in an outdoorsy westcoast introvert way but has let the digital world bypass him almost entirely. i think the only way he would ever have email is if i bought him an ipad and he figured out which places in his (very urban) neighbourhood have free wifi. like hey, the library. pretty sure he doesn't know what wifi is though.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:18 (eight years ago) link

You can load pictures from digital cameras to iPads now!

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:45 (eight years ago) link

^ this would be my leading selling point!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 16:07 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

my dad pronounces onesie "once-ee" because he says "one-zee" is the american pronunciation

caek, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:24 (six years ago) link

once-zed

mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:26 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CgnhSfB.png

pplains, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:31 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

Major props for the red ball row in the middle.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 19:01 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Sharing the high tech hotel thermostat in his โ€œrad dadsโ€ group text. pic.twitter.com/kXylN0pTk8

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) November 26, 2017

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 05:54 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

My friendโ€™s dad had to bring an iMac abroad. Unfortunately, it didnโ€™t fit in his carry-on. So he had to improvise. pic.twitter.com/x5LdQc407s

— Kirill Zakharov (@kirillz) January 14, 2020

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:20 (eight months ago) link


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