Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

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This is what is true:
Eisbär is a fag of the first order.
Lord Custos Epsilon don't know shite from fricking shinola.
It's hard to find love with your head up your fucking ass, bitch!

― crawler, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Even if any of this were true, how does that make ICP enjoyable music?

(*Custos Anally Impales 'crawler' with a Titan IV Missile ICBM and shoots it into high orbit.*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Ill Bill does not deserve being lumped in with ICP. He's more inspired by Tampa death metal and Celtic Frost than guys in clown makeup.

― Alan Conceicao, Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

so who's down wit da clown till they're dead in tha ground?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 17 October 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://k41.pbase.com/u21/klownette/upload/9781136.Smokin_Juggalos.jpg

http://rydarecords.bravehost.com/myPictures/NAJ.JPG

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

a. 14-16 years old b. stoners c. meth-addicted trailer trash or d. all three.

Strangely, my mother's ex-boyfriend found them halfway defensible. He should've been smart enough to know better.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 12 September 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Insane Clown Posse claim to have been visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival. This showed them six revelations, each one in the form of a Jokers Card. Each Jokers Card is more than an album... it is a warning. Each one has a specific message telling people to change their evil ways before "the end consumes us all". No one knows what this end is... The end of the Jokers Cards, the end of ICP, or "the crumbling of time itself". But whatever it is, humanity should prepare, because the Sixth and final Jokers Card is coming...

http://whatisajuggalo.com/

Come on, these clowns are ingenious, obviously.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What I think it means to be a juggalo.
Being a juggalo means more than juss wearing ICP shirts and buyin the cds. Its stickin up for who you are. i mean check this shit out for an example. if a 2pac fan sees another 2pac fan gettin they ass beat they juss shrug it off and say "glad i ain't that guy" but on the other hand a juggalo sees another juggalo gettin whooped then they jump in there and help out family. if one juggalo gets hurt its effects everyone. but like lets say a 2pac fan dies then you know they don't do shit. but i mean i was new to where i live now, and i was a juggalo when i moved here, i had no friends knew nobody. on that first day of school i had over 20 friends. juss because they liked the same shit. i mean that right there is helping people out. if you don't think it is i don't know what the hell you are thinkin. i mean yeah when i get made fun of i get down. but my juggalo family is there to pick me up. its like a real true ass blood related family. i get MORE love from juggalo family than from my real family. ive never had any more friends than i do now. i love being a juggalo and never do regret it. i think being a juggalo is the best thing in the world. ICP and the WHOLE Psychopathic family has brought me alot of good shit in my life. I have earned so much respect from being a juggalo. I used to be a whimpy little kid that used not to stand up for himself but now that i am a juggalo ICP in there lyrics has taught me how to do it. but there is like 3 stages to a juggalo. stage one is the begining it is when you first become a juggalo. you don't know what the fuck is goin on and this is all new light to you. step two is when you finally realize what the hell you are now and what family is to you. you start collecting cds and merchandise. stage three a TRUE juggalo. you now go to shows and go to instores and everything to do with Psychopathic Records. then you actually know what the hell is goin on and now it is coming through to you for what you are and why you converted to
being a juggalo. that is my perspective on being a juggalo. those are my words to new juggalos old juggalos young juggalo every juggalo. Thank you family to take the time to read this.
MUCH CLOWN LOVE
Juggalo Mike

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 11:20 (eighteen years ago) link

MUCH CLOWN LOVE!

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY VATO

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link

A Juggalo once said "i get MORE love from juggalo family than from my real family." Discuss the socio-cultural implications of this statement.

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a restatement of adolescent tribalism that's been rampant in American culture since... well since at least the 50s and probably earlier. (See the advent of teenage gangs, for example, or the entire goth movement.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

You, sir, are CORRECT!
It reminds me of the time I managed to make a presentation on the goth movement, its tribalist ramification, etc., AND illustrate my points with some selected tunes. My 'intro' music was Bela Lugosi...

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"I have earned so much respect from being a juggalo."

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahaha oh dear. Who changed the definition of the word "respect"?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Look, I empathize with taking solace in the sense of community forged by collective fandom of a band. I feel a similar affinity with fans of my particular favorite artists.

But the facts remain: INSANE CLOWN POSSE ARE RIDICULOUS, MAKE BAD MUSIC AND ESPOUSE FLAGRANT, INDEFENSIBLE, UNFUNNY IDIOCY AT EVERY TURN!

stage one is the begining it is when you first become a juggalo. you don't know what the fuck is goin on and this is all new light to you. step two is when you finally realize what the hell you are now and what family is to you. you start collecting cds and merchandise. stage three a TRUE juggalo. you now go to shows and go to instores and everything to do with Psychopathic Records. then you actually know what the hell is goin on and now it is coming through to you for what you are and why you converted to being a juggalo.

Sounds a bit like Scientology....only a lot dumber.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex in NYC, the way you write that sounds as if someone here doesn't agree with you.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

MUCH CLOWN LOVE

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I never thought I'd say "In the defense of ICP"...

But, you know, in the defense of ICP, it's not like you guys are forced to listen to them. It's a bunch of hatred for a band that's music is/was never on the radio or MTV. They're not a threat to anyone or anything. They're a nonentity in our world, and thus, the absolute easiest targets.

Unless you work at a club and have to scrub Faygo off the fucking wall.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I still stand completely by my statements about Ringmaster and Riddle Box upthread. Anyone who dismisses them as mindless idiots hasn't really heard all that much of them. (They aren't Mensa or anything but there is a lot more going on there than first impressions would lead you to believe, particularly in the latter half of Riddle Box.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

but my juggalo family is there to pick me up. its like a real true ass blood related family.

"ass blood related"

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I listened to Bizaar/Bizarre. And they talked about "fucking a beehive", literally, four times.

That's kind of awesome, right?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

More than kind of! Bizaar/Bizarre was their last gasp of greatness from what I've heard.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still amused by how these three emo ~~casualties~~ girls at my old school quickly revamped themselves into self-proclaimed "juggalettes" after dating this group of ICP-lovin' hallucinogen-dosin' wankers.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Juggalettes are much more likely to flash their breasts than emo girls.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Emo girls don't have the energy nor the breasts to flash.

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

A Juggalo once said "i get MORE love from juggalo family than from my real family." Discuss the socio-cultural implications of this statement.
"Yes...hello...is this the Cult Awareness Network?...Yes...I think theres this group you gotta look into..."

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The Clown Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"brown clown" - when a juggalette takes a dump on a juggalo

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:21 (eighteen years ago) link

clpwnd!

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

slipknot is the fuckin shit... icp is cool to but,slipknot is no knock off if anyone is it would be fred durst he's a fuckin fag!!!!
slipknot is one of the best bands ever..........fuck u all

― anthony collinsworth, Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Kids these days, with their screen names and their mentalism...

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no, I have been fucked. By you. Maggot666metabolismsomething.

Ow. My vagina.

Surely you have won this epic battle of words.

― telephone thing, Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Please to be not fucking us again with your dangerous words!

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

WOOT WOOT
I missed this thread.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 07:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd just like to revive this marvellous comment from the OG googler:

She said she would get their videos not played and get them taken out of magazines, but they already arent there.

Fair does me head in, that does.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 3 February 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"slipknot is the fuckin shit... icp is cool to but,slipknot is no knock off if anyone is it would be fred durst he's a fuckin fag!!!!
slipknot is one of the best bands ever..........fuck u all"

truly, this is a grand indictment to all whom may paruse the ILMmassive...bow yr heads and pray that this may pass...

― eedd, Friday, 3 February 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Just got a random email from Master Asian Beat Down. It goes thus:

What the fuck is your probablem with the Insane Clown Posse! I'm one of those ninjas thats been down with the clown since back in the day. I remember when Carnival of Carnage was brand new. I've spent my life chillin' with my hommies and smoking blunts. Almost half my life is over and the I.C.P. was and still is the only thing I have to relate to, so if you hate them, you hate my life.

Dude. It's just a band, fercrissakes! If you are treating two Faygo drinking clowns* as a way of life or a religious institution, you might need to lighten up.

* = an observation, not a value judgement.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 2 April 2006 23:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Half a life almost over........in clown makeup.

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 3 April 2006 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

is there any juggalo/krumper alliance, or are they more likely to try and sonn each other in an internets beef?

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 3 April 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit, is the average lifespan only 30 now?

I better get moving- I could die any day now.

― cdwill (cdwill), Monday, 3 April 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"kruggalo"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"so if you hate them, you hate my life."

i don't know what to make of this statement...
i guess i 'hate' you? not really, but i REALLY dislike ICP...
argh.

― eedd, Monday, 3 April 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

What the fuck, how can Insane Clown Posse knock off Gwar? They are tottaly different in both appearences, style of music and number of group members. Don't get me wrong, but i have never been to a GWAR concert where they came out with juggalo paint on thier faces. But i do see you're point with Slipknot. and to keep people from wondering, change that "cow-worker" thing, unless you were talking with someone who works with cows.

― Bash, Friday, 7 April 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't see how you could possibly confuse ~~Kiss~~ ~~Alice Cooper~~ ~~Slipknot~~ ~~Ugly Guys In Makeup/Masks That Will Totally Piss Your Uptight Parents Off~~ Gwar with ICP. ICP IS A TOTALLY NEW THING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE EVER.

― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think its that people confuse ICP and GWAR...people assume ICP and GWAR are somehow in the same league.
They're not.
One group is mere servants of a Dark Circus.
The other are world destroying conquerers.
Notice the difference in the heirarchy.
Why have the Juggaloes not realized that they are merely worshipping the minions when they could, instead, die for the greater glory of their scumdog masters? Eh?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Half a life almost over........in clown makeup."

God, that sounds like a depressing Adrian Tomine comic waiting to happen.

"They are tottaly different in both appearences, style of music and number of group members."

How can anyone say that Interpol are ripping off Joy Division? They wear totally different clothes!

― js (honestengine), Sunday, 9 April 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

"kruggalo"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r17225_42297.jpg
"If you hate them, you hate my life"

― C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Sunday, 9 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Wondering why the ICP has so many fans when the music is so bad is like wondering why so many people post on ILM when the website is so ugly-looking.

― casey (t. fiend), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

no, it isn't.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

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