choice incomprehensible posts from britisher threads

Prefer the remix, "Gwan Twan, Thanks, Ewan"

Dizzee Rascal is nowhere on this box set. So what's the point of it? You want proper tunes to bang out at a wedding you need these:

Wiley - Ground Zero
Gerald Wiley - Additional Material
DJ Artichoke - Runcorn Rancid
Biggin' Juggin' - Bitch Download GGGGGutttaaahh Gyal
Na Cum 12 Step MC - Gwan Twan Ewan McGregor
DJ Grimey Gryhme - Grime Innit (Not Garage For Goths) (I'll Sue Anyone Who Suggests Otherwise Mix)

― Confused Person, Thursday, November 20, 2003 8:29 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Cleveland Spider Cupid Childs (los blue jeans), Sunday, November 8, 2009 1:20 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

Do any of you have any thoughts on whether Capello should play Agbonlahor or Defoe in a christmas tree formation with marmalade on the end of it? In Coldharbour Lane? You know, it's sort of like when the Tory Whip bowled a googly during that funky house set? Sorted

U iz all well peng, btw

just on newsnight review w/paul morley and peter miller (?)

kirsty wark's a level 36 3rd prestige it turns out

― coz (webinar), Friday, November 13, 2009 8:04 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, that was a compelling post

fyi defoe could work really well in a xmas tree if the midfield if they could figure out gerrard/lampard and england had 1 half decent playmaker

lol at "if the midfield if they". changing thought halfway through a sentence, eurgh.

thudd 4 england 4 eva imo

      defoe    c cole
    j cole     gerrard     lennon
               Thudd
   a cole ferdinand woodgate rooney
              nobody    

― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:06 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

and england had 1 half decent playmaker

wtf at this gooner blinkery, england have the world's best passer

its cool bro, one day we should fap over a game of headers and volleys

― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Friday, January 28, 2011 2:34 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

the guvnor was doing his nut at someone for ordering water haha.

― r|t|c, Wednesday, January 26, 2011 2:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

imagine him doing that on a cold january day in stoke, he wouldn't get out of staffordshire alive, though rather than the usual mention of his ethnicity or religion, egregious fannydangling will be cited on his lynching papers by the local magistrate

― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:09 PM (2 hours ago)

The tv ads in the UK are soooo rubbish. "Numpty from Penge" sez "omg! it's like... 3d... and stuff..." and then gurns a bit? I know I know you can't really show the actual 3D really well, but unconvincing numpties in a white room looking a bit simple?

― superpitching, Tuesday, March 29, 2011 12:57 PM (10 hours ago) [IP] Bookmark

translation: UK tv ads suck. some cartoon mascot is really excited about 3d and then makes weird mouth noises, and everyone looks really stupid.

even his ip address is british

Oops. Got it.

that's a pretty bad translation

whoops, sorry bout ip

xp - that was the point!

Minchella and Co vs T. Minchella

that thread would be incomprehensible to every ilx britisher apart from me and markg, jmc. It's referring to two competing ice-cream parlo(u)rs in a small english seaside town where I used to work and where m,ark was born.

Good old Joe McElderry.

fuckin joey mac

Mackenzie's "perhaps they singled us out because we were a Thatcherite paper and it was a socialist city" might tell you more about the reasoning behind him running the story in the way he did than it does about Liverpudlians' reaction to it

― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:38 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as posted in the truth bomb thread.

Justin Lee Collins' voiceovers for in the adverts for Zoo magazine [Started by Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino) in May 2005, last updated 5 minutes ago by Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S) on I Love Everything] 7 new answers
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have no idea what's supposed to be incomprehensible abt that NV post

(i am not a britisher and don't know what thread it's from)

probably only makes sense if you know about British newspapers and a bit about British politics in the 80s but you cd pull a ton of choice posts from almost any thread on the board and make the same point

It becomes incomprehensible in that it was posted as a truth bomb. Like, I can parse the sentence well enough! But it's interesting to me that someone felt that it concisely stated a righteous truth or whatever.

truth bomb thread should have been locked after the first post

i wdn't make any claims for it as a truth bomb, true

his supernaissance + noodles/fizzles/deems/young blood windsor davies/grand puba malty/shouty garda/mencap/sgt biscuits and his fallen friend/present company (perhaps) = let's fucking march on british/irish cultural discourse right now, mods in the back of us

― delete (imago), Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:44 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

sgt biscuits

So, he has responded to getting the OBE for services to entertainment, and repeating the mantra "I'll sign you mate" on X-Factor by closing his label to "spend more time with his family"

.. or is this one way of not responding to Christopher Maloney's phone calls?

― Mark G, Monday, January 7, 2013 5:41 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Came here to post the supernaissance thing.jaymcs post beats it though

gonna be thinking about this thread all day. godspeed

mags lived long enough to see her daughter publicly eat roo nuts and wazz on the ground on national television; hopefully the ignominy hung over those final years of her sorry fucking life

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, April 8, 2013 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not britisher (though tbf the show in question is)

Can this suck up your sads? [Started by msspppp in May 2013, last updated 22 seconds ago on

haven't opened this one

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mmOSI8q8Vpw/UMb8z2CHeSI/AAAAAAAACNY/r7CqCNCTvGA/s1600/Carry+On+X-Men.jpg
can a choice britisher explain plz

I am not a choice Bristisher but I can, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_%28film_series%29

ah, i thought it was more complicated than a quick google. go figure.

It's an *hilarious* reimagining of the x-men cast as portrayed by Carry On film regulars. Or something like that.

lol I wish I had to use Google to find out about Carry On movies.

your whole LIFE is a carry on movie am i right??

Jeez, they really made Destro look like a dark.

DORK! Jesus Christ...

hey, the Carry On movies were mostly great

I think it's something you really had to grow up with maybe.

Spromley
North Hattingham
Dury Wold
Claxham-on-Sea
Befferinghamshire
Tewnbaster
Havery
Glumcester

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underappreciated post

Captures the "no, you made that up!" feeling I get every time I hear a new british town name

that's because you are the american equivalent of autumn almanac

should turn it into a 'humorous' 'wu tang names' style shirt and sell it on etsy

you're reminding me of the revulsion I felt a decade ago perusing a Time Out headline of "Straight Out of Brompton".

http://i.imgur.com/nZKwOyZ.jpg

i love commonwealth memes

Baldy pride cunt <3

and I'm surprised no one has nominated

Road to Rouen
Diamond Hoo Ha
Here Come the Bombs
Matador

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, December 21, 2015 4:13 PM (1 hour ago)

Can taps aff really be described as getting your kit off?

― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The bbc can always find the funding for paying Shane Meadows landfill royalties by scrapping rubbish that nobody watches like Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle.
― calzino, Friday, January 27, 2017

extra layer of incomprehensibility: it's sarcastic

F.J Potts feels like it should be the name of one of the boys Gussie Fink-Nottle gives out prizes to at Market Snodsbury Grammar school.

― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 4:49 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

XD

Tbf that's clearly the whole ref in that post

wodehouse lived most of his (long) life in te US, so that one's totally on you

why are the fink notties giving out prizes to the likes of fj pottys

He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!

― xelab, Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:13 PM

that is almost a perfect example

Superb marvelous middle class half-inch it, done up like a kipper one would be honoured to naff off bit of a Jack the lad nigh, pillock beefeater sausage roll. Pillock bovver boots chippy Southeners they can sod off pot noodle ever so lovely, tosser alright geezer a reet bobbydazzler lad they can sod off fish and chips, old chap golly gosh morris dancers alright geezer muck about bloody shambles. Fish fingers and custard black pudding forsooth jolly good pigeons in Trafalgar Square accordingly, trouble and strife bangers and mash off with her head get away with ya two weeks on't trot, I'd reet fancy a cuppa bossy britches plum pudding. Truly a British icon.