lord custos tribute thread

could this thread be the wrongest thread ever from what was originally a decent enough thread idea?

-- Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 8:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

otm re that thread.

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

I remember seeing slutsky's name and thinking "huh, dude thinks he's PRETTY funny".

Tracer, you may think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
There might be thousands of inhabitable planets within a 100 light year radius. Enough for every possible group of angry misanthropes to get an entire planet to call their own.
I look forward to such a scenario.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 5:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

intergalactic apartheid

http://images.andale.com/f2/125/115/8617084/1119380293748_Wolverine131SlurImage.jpg

haha

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

-- bnw, Friday, July 20, 2007 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i ever even saw it!!

Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking

I *myself* am not implying that MC Hawking was "pretentious", ergo why I keep putting quotes around the word. I kinda assumed somebody else would. I'm actually a fan. And I think mister noodles hit it right on the head when he said:
Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap.
Yep, now that
* Chuck D hasn't put out anything of relevance in nearly a decade
* Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume
* KRS-1 has essentially morphed into Oliver Stone with a Tan.
* And worst of all nobody even remembers Arrested Development or DHH or PM Dawn....
I guess MC Hawking might be the only thing left.

-- Lord Custos III, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

black people = white people with tans

-- simon trife (simon_tr), Monday, August 19, 2002 7:01 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hmmm. How do asians and aborigines fir into your theory?

-- Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, August 19, 2002 12:27 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

(in retrospect, what's with the Fink announcing Benoit as 'currently residing in Atlanta, Georgia'? Does that make him Ludacris Benoit now or something?)

-- Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 15 March 2004 05:54 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

sweet, "rape pictures"

-- like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, November 23, 2006 3:37 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

at 2:30 PM, a large apartment building caught fire. After the smoke cleared, the only residents alive were white people. Why?

Cuz they were at work!

hahahahaaa

-- i sing song (roger adultery), Monday, October 11, 2004 7:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

When I run for President some day, part of my platform will include the formation of the Department of Spelling and Grammar in Pop Culture and Store Signage. This will be bad news for Christina "Dirrty" Aguilera, Timbaland ("The Way I Are"? Seriously? This is a hit? Why?), Fall Out Boy ("Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"), and every artist whose name starts with "Yung." All will be doing hard time in the clink, although none of them will have a sentence as long and harsh as repeat offender Nelly, whose new single, "Wadsyaname," has left a trio of beloved words — what's, your, and name — battered and bloodied beyond recognition. (Click here to hear it over at PopEater.) It's the musical equivalent of that drug-store poster declaring, "Its you're pharmacy!"

Admit it, you're totally going to vote for me. President Slezak. My mom will love that!

Also: Who else should be taken away in handcuffs my first day in office?

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/08/nelly-wadsyanam.html

Nobody in that comments box has yet mentioned "The Beatles"

when i IM'd that link to ethan my stomach started hurting at the idea that this guy is now an ostensible "peer" of mine

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/jackie_harvey.jpg

reading the comments there makes me want to cry

comments boxes everywhere are pretty horrifying

Yeah, I'm a fucking copy editor and I don't care how the hell musicians spell things, as long as they're not writing something for my company. Fergie singing "like a child misses their blanket" does kind of grate, though.

(xpost)
Aren't they! they seem to be the nr1 idiot-attractant on the interweb!

in blacker, more misanthropic moods, i assume most people are like comments-box people...

Katie Jane Mon, Aug 20, 2007 at 05:28 PM EST

The WORST offence:

“I am going to” is now “I’ma”. Four words reduced to three letters.

OH NO

Ema Mon, Aug 20, 2007 at 03:15 PM EST

Any and all recording artists who use "shorthand" such as "I'm a Slave 4 U" or "Since U Been Gone" should be taken away and beaten with rulers until the grammar rules seep in. Is it that hard to slip in the extra consonants and vowels these words deserve? I think Prince started this revolution so he should bear the brunt of the punishment. I'd gladly join the Task Force on Grammar Inforcement under the Slezak Administration!

Nice reference to the Revolution, though.

Inforcement

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22learn+some+grammer%22

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:wv_BUgHZngMJ:www.gateway.ualberta.ca/view.php%3Faid%3D6684+%22how+to+grammar%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=10&gl=us

I was just about to post "the complete lyrics of If You're Feeling Sinister if they were written by RJG," but after a while a had a Custos flashback and thought better of it.

-- nabisco, Saturday, August 25, 2007 12:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Well, the Latins are more orange coloured people than coloured people per say, no? You couldn't put Robin Gonzales next to Miss Eliott and have peoples mix them up :)

-- Comstock Carabinieri (nostudium), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 08:28 (2 years ago) Link

I realize that I made a mistake and would like to apologize for it.

-- Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, January 10, 2003 4:36 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

* Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume

???

channeling patrin there

Samuel Jackson as pissed-off Uncle Remus?

I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKIN BLUEBIRDS OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDER!

-- kenan, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:25 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

"I AIN'T YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN BRE'R BRO!"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:26 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

reminds me of classic dom post about dmx---

"I say, wouldn't it be funny if he'd said "I am not doing my seatbelt up... nigga!"

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:04 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

And that post was in response to some Shakey Mo bullshit on said thread. Circles within circles, man.

hahaha

"i say!"

Custos OTM.

-- Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, May 3, 2003 1:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hey guys. Do you ever just get sad? Do you ever just want to go to a place and be alone where people are very unlikely to come and bother you? You ever just want to BROOD ON A ROOFTOP?

I am feeling kinda down right now, and would like some good advice on the topic of ROOFTOP BROODING. Like, can anyone recommend some good roofs in the NYC area (preferably convenient to Astoria, Queens)? Is the brooding more effective if you're right next to some gargoyles? Is it better to brood on the steeple of a church, or on a generic rooftop with one of those wooden water towers? What's a better brooding position -- squatting down, or kinda leaning out over the edge as though you're about to pounce on the city?

Also, what are the potential downsides of rooftop brooding?

-- Mr. Perpetua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:30 (4 hours ago) Link

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?!?? We can do better than THAT!

180 posts of "LOL old people"

Indiana Jones and the Custos Tribute Thread

-- ghost rider, Monday, September 10, 2007 8:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I didn't bother actually reading the thread.

Is "Oilyrags" actually Custos?

If Robert Ludlum Wrote It

thats a pretty funny thread, dude

I didn't bother actually reading the thread.

http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art2/sunshineboys.jpg

I'm surprised TLC never covered "Burning Down The House."
-- Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Tuesday, June 21, 2005 9:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link