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Calvin Johnson is a twat who hits on 14 year old girls at outdoor venues, then thinks he's cool cause he dicks around on his guitar and "sings" in a shitty, tuneless voice. God, I like Meatloaf better than Calvin Johnson.No wait, Meatloaf touched me once. Nevermind.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006 4:10 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

two minutes ago! he's close!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

WEB IS SHOT

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

That quote there is fodder for the "gygax! = tynanTynanTYNAN!" camp.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/06/poopfreezewide.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

god my eyes hurt from reading so much shit about Donovon Frankenfucker. Let's talk about someone real, like the new Adiann Quinn album produced by Alan Braxe and Fred Falke. For the love of GOD dl "Snack Attack Six Pack." Legendary shit.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a new Tynan on the block, obv.

― breathny spears let me see the sex that you did. (noodle vague), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 8th, 2006.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Thursday, 8 June 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this I Love Music? Or I Love Lame Ass Celebrity Gossip? Please, save this shit for PinkIsTheNewBlog you fongs.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"fongs" roffle

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

great. just what i need. another discussion about the arctic monkeys. I'm glad we set our time machines to 2005. NEXT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Hahaha. He might actually have a point, but his manner!

Also: "you fongs" OMG.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), June 1st, 2006 7:47 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

i dont know what google server youre getting, but when i search his name i get this thread #1 and #2

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i came here to post the 'yoga flame' quote

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

FONGS! I LOVE THIS GUY

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

duder is a meme machine

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yoga flame

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

(or a streetfighter 2 move, ymmv)

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

YOGA FLAME FOR ALL TIME, FONGOLOID.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

also, rofl @ having to hit tab & return to post coz css alladin is in the way, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"css alladin" is a good metaphor.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea! I checked google, and it was just pages andpages of atrist's studios, layers, restaurants etc run by ppl with the surname "Fong". The guy has his own dialect, obviously.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

tynan defong

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

urbandictionary.com offers this possible meaning:

"A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fong

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol @ dhalsim

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

fob doesn't even come close to explaining.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

UNDERWAER THAT GOES IN THE BUTTCRACK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

when will he grace noize board with his divine presence?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG NOW EVEN ALLY IS HAXXORING

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i think a good goal to have is to make it so that once you get onto this internets, you will never get out of here because there will be absolutely no way to access any of the links. and, uh, somehow we break the "back" button on yr browser.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i think its amazing that tynan has no idea about this thread or that image

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Rollover%20Pics/TynanWebSite.png

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S TYNAN VS. MOBY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJnKgsWPGw

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i know dudes that use 'jong' as a slang

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i must concede that star wipe is my favorite wipe

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

>what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

KlingonAcademy.com Discussion Board - Yoga Flame Strike YOGA BLAST! YOGA INFERNO! (all yoga attacks are fire based)

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's the "for all time" part that really gets me

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My boss: "is he rapping?"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, he *IS* rapping

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

its a bit jaymc stalkerish, but this will help keep tabs on his latest missives.

he's blissfully unaware of ILE though.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm really liking the piano version, as a second wind. I kind of like it better than Nelly Fucktado and all that other shit...oh shit. Lily Allen is HELLA better than Nelly Fongtado. Timbaland is to powder drinks as Jessica Simpson is to acne commercials.!!!

You might laugh
You might frown

walking round
lndn town

yeah that's city life...

fucking quit acting like you are listing to something important. you aren't. there's only three albums worth listening to this year. they are:

band of horses
Belong
TalkDemonic...BEEATCH

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today 4:15 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

this guy is a put-on

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Vice records sends me emails like this.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:22 PM. (deej..) (link)

well, you are fucking retarded then. that sux to be you.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:23 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Nelly Fongtado

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha.

The guy's music taste is utterly, inexplicably terrible, but his boundless naive puppy-dog enthusiasm (even when it's for sufjan stevens, wtf) and his complete lack of self-awareness are starting to seem kind of likeable to me. Argh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the macho steez he fronts is TOO MUCH omg rofffffflllllll

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he's drunk

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

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