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please explain this miracle of physics to me Tracer. Judging by what comes out of Hollywood its more like the camera SUBTRACTS 20 pounds.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

god bless you, spencer

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

-- strng hlkngtn (

I'm on it, Strongo

Keaton's Post-Batman Career Arc

The Lessons of White Noise

http://entertainmentcomplex.blognation.us/_photos/Michael%20Keaton%20White%20Noise.thumb.jpg

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.gceleb.com/L/lindsay_lohan/lindsay-lohan-296.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

For you Jess

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i love the arc this thread has taken

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

At this time, I would like to endorse this thread.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.channel1031.com/wwyd/pics/lindsey_lohan.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

She looks very odd there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Shakey exactly, just imagine what these "Skeletrixes" look like in REAL LIFE!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think she looks Ann Margret-ish

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/chosen000007/Lindsay%20Lohan/Photoshoots%20and%20Magazines/lohanannmargret3.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Also

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

And thus the generations continue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Ugh, that blonde has got to go. It's yellow!

After seeing the above-picture, I want to hug Ann-Margret.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I can totally see a remake of Grumpy Old Men in like 30 years with LL, Frankie Muniz, and jason schwartzman.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

One last small thing, before the uabated Lohanfest continues:

But I'm not saying them about you, and unless she's your sister, I fail to see how you could take them so personally. I don't know her, you don't either, and I've said much worse about better people.

I have brought this subject up several times before with regards to other people. Also, you never know who knows who - not that I do, although I have met her and she seemed very nice.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

to think it's the director of "3 women" and the writer of "homegrown democrat" that turned her into paris richie. fight the real enemy etc.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

so Luna has some deep-seeded pyschological issues that manifest themselves in the form of mocking celebrities. Thank you, Dr. Chow.

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

People question Spencer's Hollywood cred to their peril!!!!!

Word.

― EComplex (EComplex), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, I have NO Hollywood cred!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

not even here?:

http://lakeconroe.com/customer/4581/images/Hollywood%20Video.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

oops, I think luna needs your defending her about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs mine.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

well, she did ask me for it, and i don't think lindsay asked you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

uh huh.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll defend you Spencer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe Michael Keaton can defend someone. He's not doing anything else.

― EComplex (EComplex), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

as Cameron: "Ned Raggett, you're my hero!"

anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
http://www.doorfromhell.com/blog/archives/images/LohanStone02-thumb.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Ga ga going

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Keaton needs to defend himself.

xpost

...well, I've not got much to add after that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is the ice thing SO HOTT???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Photoshop the steam in...with YOUR MIND.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet her ass felt funny that day

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S NOT MELTING BECAUSE SHE'S COOOOOOLLLLD BLOOODEDDDDDD...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Rap godfather

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

If the big tittays were fake she totally had to have them uninstalled when she went on the Hollywood Starvation Diet because as my wife likes to tell me weightloss affects the boobs first.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Maternity cravings?

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

haha omg

― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

are there any more pictures where you can see the freckles on her thighs?

This question is U&K!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - "freckled thighs" - did not match any documents.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess I just have issues with heroin chic being the standard of gorgeous because it fucks so many little girls (and grown women) up. It pisses me off.

This of course makes sense, however, don't hate the player etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think she goes up to random girls on the street and taunts them. lindsay and nicole are famous and therefore exist as both real living breathing people and images. attack the image. mock it. point out how ridiculous it is.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

(but really, that "hate the game not the playa" shit is bullshit. or, at least, very far from being a truisim)

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer won't dance with a fat Lindsey.

― deanor (jram), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with her.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

People, are you really THIS DENSE? Spencer is not passing judgement on Lindsey Lohan's physique one way or the other. He is not saying he likes her more when she's skinny, or that he likes her more when she's not skinny.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll dance with you, too, Tracer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

he said "dense"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

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