seven second delay

im going to call i will give you all a shout out

great, now that you've called.

haha awesome chaki. i may join you.

morbius, is that episode archived?

oh shit i forgot to listen. ill call next week i swear.

thats a good thing, my internet crapped out for a bit halfway thru then i got interrupted but the episode was a MAJOR TRAINWRECK, like the worst ive ever heard.

So if yesterday's is my first episode and I hate it, I should persevere?

yah

todays episode was awes.

omg are u serious???

caek try one of these:
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=20695&archive=30643 http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=15932&archive=21722
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=24552&archive=37753

if yr like me any show involving actual callers (ie, andy speaking to ppl who actually know what to expect from him) is anathema until youve fallen in love w/ him & ken, at which point they suddenly become great.

deez, I don't believe so, it's from maybe '98!

dude this ep was awesome
- we learned andy is making a graphic novel for dark horse (awes)!!!
- an artist calls in that is actually published in an amy sederis book! and shes totally nuts.
- everyones stories were awes and andy got to fuck with tons of people

I only heard the last 20 mins, so missed most of that

omg first 30 mins of this one: http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=11268&archive=13274

are chaki & morbius down for calling in tomorrow?

yah im on it

hahahahaahahahahahaaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwJin7DaICQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwpHraKr5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaP27nD1UM

awesome

middle one is the real treat. andy has disowned a son.

tonight is a rerun (Andy is "on the Coast")

wow, Andy makes first public FMU-related appearance in awhile on the 13th:

http://www.mcnallyrobinsonnyc.com/2007/10/09/the-best-of-lcd-the-art-and-writing-of-wfmu

i thought he introduced a band at the free concert

do either of you guys know what the 'don mclean is a pathetic asshole' episode's called? i discovered it not more than a month ago & thought it was hysterical but i have no idea what the actual episode title is.

also dont remember if that show had any actual concept at all, other than andy & ken mocking mclean for the entire hour.

mclean is interviewed in the new book btw.

found it, its "the feud" - http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=11402&archive=13529

chaki, is it just Andy's McLean story and the response? and is the Richard Pryor one in there too?

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/andy/americanpie.html

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/20/pryor.html

Douglas Wolk - Second cousin to Bea Arthur, aka "Maude"

woah!

that was a decent show, Harry's bar mitzvah shd be even better.

I'm not quite devoted enough to watch Andy picketing at 30 Rock today.

New York Mag blog on Breckman-McLean:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/10/annoy_don_mclean_win_200.html

oh man..how have i missed this thread...

you dudes know i shaved andy and gave both ken and andy reverse fades with the letters wfmu durring the marathon in 2006 right? also andy was made to drink (kenny goldmsith, the call screener, and prof. dum dum finished off the horrendous liquor that ken brought in during the prof's show) and had his head flushed in that episode...man..i never get to listen anymore..maybe ill call up an episode now.

in another classic i had called in when andy was late and kenny goldmsith filled in and the topic became the perennial, should we quit 7sd? my point was that they should learn from kenny and try and make the show even worse...also an episode very close to that where ken is out and maybe bronwyn filled in. the gag was people tried to read andy their family update xmas card letter without getting hung up on...i had just had surgery and damn that show hurt me.

we do need to coordinate a noise takeover some week...i have the call screeners business card somewhere...decent dude...lives here in greenpoint

I remember hearing the shaving, ben.

Besides the NJ road beer handouts, I watched a baseball playoff game (on the phone) with them for the full hour as K & A made dumb bets on every little thing. At one point, Andy said "I betcha Dr. Morbius lives alone."

i love these stories! we should def noize take over an episode but all the episodes have been children centric lately!

Rabbi Needed! Ken and Andy are searching for a Rabbi (or a Rabbinical student), a band and a caterer for this weeks episode of Seven Second Delay. All participants can literally phone it in for the radio Bar Mitzvah of Ken's son Harry this Wednesday at 6pm. If you can help, please contact Ken.

so they gave up on the stripper then?

they already had a radio stripper for Andy's bachelor party, old hat!

That "rabbi needed" mssg is off the homepage; I wonder...

Tonight is the Prince St FMU reading! I wonder if Andy will ask us all to show solidarity w/ the WGA by singing The Internationale?

i thought they were rviving it...i wasnt listening too close, i guess

anyway..you going tonight, doc? i might try and make it

yes, never pass up an opp'ty to watch Breckman 'interact' with fans.

well..how was it...i got waylayed

good... Andy laughing at his own McLean story cuz he hadn't read it in years.

(Ken read the Don McL rebuttal piecemeal)

oh no, no radio Bar Mitzvah tonight!

why?!@

ja, sez who?

oh, I keep forgetting Ken is on Wed morning. :( I almost asked if they'd decided on a replacement topic, haha.

Andy has "Jew Anxiety" so Radio Bar Mitzvah has been postponed, it seems.

wtf

im guna try to call today

xp

is that a diagnosis?

i think this is setting up nicely for us to bring the noize

the password is: sauce boss.

this is what I head on Ken's show this morning

what's password fer

amazing

i wonder how this will play..dialing in now..i can only get very so-so reception and only in my bedroom

morbius idea is its code for a shout out to the board & itll be funny to try to work it into any conversation. but i mean yeah we could just all go by our names here, with the sole exception of ME.

bb listen on the internet fool

hmmm, it might be worth doing...2nd week is usually fun. have to talk to herr g,

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2009/03/post-from-andy-breckman.html

I think Andy recoiled more from the kiss than the tase.

BLACK JESUS

Ken's birthday roast:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbm0/sets/72157614193614571/

worse than the Bee Gees' Sgt Pepper movie:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdalton/3347347247/

live @UCB Theater on 26th St tnite!

"what about Wegman's?"

Seven Second Delay returns to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater next Wednesday, April 22nd from 6-7pm for another live show. Ken and Andy's special guests will be Andy's new favorite musician Moby, comedian Robert Smigel (the man behind Triumph The Comic Insult Dog) and composer/inventor Brian Dewan. Admission is five dollars, which includes a super secret door prize. The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan, near the corner of 8th Avenue and 26th Street.

ERRATUM

Moby will not appear til May.

i was looking forward to moby and andy comparing scraggly beards

I told Ken today pretty much the same, cept I forgot to specify a "loved you in Moby Grape" line

picnic broadcast from Battery Park tonight!

terrible remote audio yesterday, but loved Andy teaching parrot to say "heil Hitler"

J0hn D enters the octagon! I bet there'll be no jam with the hosts after this one...

Seven Second Delay returns to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Comedy Theater in Manhattan for a live broadcast on Wednesday, December 2nd from 6-7pm. Ken and Andy's guests will include John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats, A.J. Jacobs, author of the Guinea Pig Diaries, and several cast members of the David Mamet play Oleanna. Additionally, Andy agreed as part of his 24 Hour Marathon stunt to do the entire show in his underwear and Ken has agreed to be legally drunk. The UCB Theater is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan, near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission is $5, but if you bring an extra pair of underwear, Andy may be shamed into reimbursing your admission.

Tony Shalhoub added to tonight's show with J0hn D. :o

wow, this show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pLcmitF0Qo

looking forward to this podcast

have tequila on hand.

I apoligishe Tony Schloob.

okay, i was just dying @ drunk-ass ken

you should've SEEN him. When Shalhoub tried to shake his hand on exit, Ken was totally oblivious to it.

This was totally amazing.

The Secret Santa show was good too - especially the "masturbation alley" bit

"If it's YELLOW, let it MELLOW!"

tonight: peanut butter underwear

Subject: THIS WEDNESDAY: STEVE GUTTENBERG + 5LB HULA HOOPING

Great news! Joining our guest list is Hollywood actor STEVE GUTTENBERG. He will be Live! In Person! Interviewed on the stage of the UCB Theater, and not over a ridiculous human phone chain!

You may know Guttenberg from such films as Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby, Police Academy (#'s 1, 2, 3 AND 4!), and Short Circuit. You may also know him from his naked Central Park jogs:

http://www.facebook.com/l/36550;www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmLdk57HWEo

PLUS...

Ken and Andy have a bet to resolve: if Ken can hula hoop with a 5lb hoop, Andy's promised to donate $500 to WFMU. Ken says this will be the easiest $500 he's ever made for the station (or, as Andy would allege, Ken's personal slush fund...) -- come see who wins.

.. will Ken break a hip on the 5lb hoop?
... will Andy's little daughter Molly steal the show with her hooping skillz?

Come find out!

morbs.....i think i will go to this....depends on what gets done tomorrow day...

i dunno

tonight's was maybe the best of the ones I've attended! even w/ Buck Henry's cancellation.

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/40373

really..i quit the archive once t Ortega popped up. i was planning on going but couldn't get out of the office in time. i guess i'll go and listen to the 2nd half.

roulette show was fun despite my talking to ken before the show and knowing full that he had drawn the dosed brownie. gary lucas was excellent.

was surprised not to see you for the piercing show, morbs...

great banter & riffing throughout last week's Rosh Hashanah show.

this week, Nate Silver at UCB; need to corner him and tell him to go back to baseball writing.

"My next family should be coming around soon."

http://vimeo.com/45045405

I thought the Funeral Song show was good.

Ken & Andy doing standup again in Jersey City tomw night!

the drunk ken show was brilliant.

shd i go to their Super Bowl hotel party?

if you missed last week's royal punking, check out Ken's Korner:

http://us1.campaign-archive2.com/?u=a2fea4b1d026124fe8c3d151b&id=90c6e90566&e=%5BUNIQID

Vamos a Aprender Espanol was great.

Honestly I know people love Best Show but this is my favorite FMU show. Can someone please bump when they are doing a live thing again bc I tend to not follow enough to find out.

I was on the schooner booze cruise last night (will be edited for broadcast, as many filthy jokes were told). 45 degrees with wind on Upper NY Bay turns out to be the ideal venue for Andy's ventriloquist act.