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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb113IVfd7k

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B9hEVdiICY

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

search youtube for RUBNITZ

all about the STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GS30rbuzy8

^ numa numa + nes rom haxxx

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5cQrzskqW0

3 six mafia + captain planet

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjNIwORliRA

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

can you submit videos from xtube or pornotube? cuz there's some crazy shit there

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qtKtP2F-4

this is brilliant!

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

see: http://30daytrialversion.com/index.php?entry=28

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzbGPC8NdDM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amnNgXRK_vo

lol skyfish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

there are so many fan anime music videos out there, but check for AMV HELL

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGbewHT7zKU

amv is a good idea

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that last one i posted rules

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's Paint,Exercise, & Blend Drinks TV!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

are you up against Matthew Flux Perpetua?

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

they'll take video from ANYWHERE as long as it can be preloaded.
I'm gonna pass on anything porn oriented though.
Gon' look at all these tonight. Keep em comin!

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna pass on anything porn oriented though.

i thought that was against the rules at nyuff

― gabbneb, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

this is sort of like one of Forks' old ILM "I'm interviewing Paul Barman tonight, what should I ask him?" threads

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

forks is paul barman

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

u just blew my brane

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly forks, if you want a riot to erupt go with:

1) uppers [nsfw: music]
2) excel breakout of hours by volunteer
3) .pdf of 3d halt3r's tax return

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

does uppers count as a video??? does it even matter??

― river wolf, Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

of course I could always do a VIDEO for the uppers thread.... SECRET WEAPON

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IabJR2bz0zs

― fies, Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

search youtube for RUBNITZ

all about the STRAWBERRY SHORTCUT

elmo argonaut on Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:53 (Yesterday)

PICKLE SURPRISE WAY BETTER

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 March 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

with a sign that says HIRE ME PLEASE

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 March 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Did I ever interview Paul Barman? I remember Marissa...

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Close with this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LBFePP9JWYg

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Much higher quality version here:

http://www.gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com/bodymagic.html

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hurting that is awesome

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I know. I watch it over and over again.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Shit, now i want to include Tynan.

Here's the current finalists; please to let me know if anything is particularly played out:

swing wing
undefeatable
[Removed Illegal Link]
[Removed Illegal Link]
big blades
this is rock and roll
squirrel melts... you must try them
two legged montel dog
japanese pro-wrestlers vs. house
Jon Voight vs. dog
K + K Mime
Speak the Hungarian Rapper
Saudi Road Skating
[Removed Illegal Link]
Black Sheep
Laser Tag
Valentine for Perfect Stranger
Chacarone
in the studio with rick rubin and ray stevens
robert deniro and elmo
bodymagic
the spirit of dark and lonely water
Check on Estelle
precious and the goddamn radiator
hairdresser

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, Xpost on bodymagic!
Fuckin' illegals:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5woNs9WRE "look. at that. horse."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyl5Mwr84MA don't you put it in your mouth
http://www.borderfilmproject.com/strich.html 'Strich, bitch

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, the Swing Wing. Roffle at autistic children!

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link

also:

2100 pounds of butter
vicious ping pong
gimmie pizza
potty time
[Removed Illegal Link]
a glancing blow
[Removed Illegal Link]
you look like a real jerk
shopping penguin
sex bomb
b4-4
bunny show jumping
hard and phirm

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 waaaaaaaaaaow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwjSJ3__jVY tootie's bong

okay, favorites?

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Right now, I'm leaning toward:

1 - Undefeated
2 - Squirrel Melts
3 - It's Potty Time
4 - K+ K Mime / Pole Position / Elmo Deniro / gimme pizza / precious + radiator / Saudi Road Skate / hairdresser... this spot is tough!
5 - Bodymagic (before you even called it dude, but good thinkin'!)

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

crazy indian music video!

― modestmickey, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Thriller? I'm pretty sure that's played out. Or Jon's awesome one?

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I vote K&K Mime

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link

a few more:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cGyeYtvb4M ghost ride the whip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SBR8XmE4PA embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgwgRrex8I0 super mario on ice

Super Mario on Ice may win out.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

5 is not enough.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, if an admin will kill all broken images I will enter Uppers (nsfw music) and you'll have a few days to make it madly hospitable.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

sdone. i tried to fix the white background too, but only got close in Safari

― stet, Friday, 23 March 2007 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got flashing background in mozilla.
Can you kill hurting's two pics above the "LOLS" and the sleep dead hotlinks as well?
Then can we fill that sucker up with quality and I'll pimp it out?

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago) link

How are you going to show it as video - just scroll down through it?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I figure that'll work.
People need to be adding some animations to that sucka tho'!

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I forgot "Chacarone", I am going to have that fucking song stuck in my head all day now.

― nickalicious, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we hotlink more or is that going to fuck it up?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 74 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Uppers is risky. Can you change your line-up during your set, depending on how the crowd react? Is this even a live event thing? Or are you just emailing some hipster 5 URLs?

Link style is going to change on nu-nu-ilx to <link url>title</link> (but still with square brackets, which sucks).

― caek, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Could someone PLEASE rescore this to Beastie Boys Sabotage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qnvZSg1XM

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 24 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Pole Position seems risky as fuck

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 March 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 March 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

legend of zelda rap??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_l1oZ2b2M

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 March 2007 05:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha "Your parents help you hook it up"

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 25 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Well excuuuuse me, Princess!

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 25 March 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What IS the music in Uppers and can someone (I'm looking at you, Cutty) please send it to me?
My girl really wants it and so do i.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 March 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

For that matter, does anyone know if there's any way to get the Body Magic music that the dude made?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW, i found a secret weapon

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 March 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

the music is a short loop from "gly (gonna love you)" by hystereo
sample is from "heartbreaker" by zapp & roger

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 26 March 2007 05:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Body Magic music -- had already ripped it in Quicktime.

― caek, Monday, 26 March 2007 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.artfagcity.com/2007/03/26/rejected-youtube-videos-still-loved/

interesting

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Having not heard back from you on the last email, I'm enclosing my top five and a host of alternates... still not sure if the "UPPERS" webpage is appropriate for what we're doing, so I'll put it on as an alternate.

Here's the top 5:

K+ K Mime: http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm
Valentine for Perfect Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk
Magic to Do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qTgwJkP1dg
Dog 264's cover of Phil Collin's 'I Wanna Know' (Wii Style): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxbyO-ISTE
In the Studio with Rick Rubin and Ray Stevens (this is a bit long, if that's an issue, I can sub out for an alternate below... probably squirrel melt): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gUwG7CtqYY

Some alternates:

UPPERS (please let me know if this is appropriate/interesting, as I may want to slip into the top five): http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=60&threadid=2955
Squirrel Melt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c
Big Blades: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DZzcZxcZW8
B4-4's 'Get Down': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
Laser Tag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAYgYrVmDI
Rebel Whipped Cream Mix: http://evolution-control.com/videos/The%20ECC%20-%20Rebel%20Whipped%20Cream%20Mix-vcd.mpg

You can credit me as John Seroff, repping Tofu Hut, Joe's Pub and ILX Noize Bored

Very excited about this!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

godspeed, for the glory of the republic, etc :) :)

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 March 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

YOUR PARENTS HELP YOU HOOK IT UP...I am so sampling for a jam.

― nickalicious, Monday, 26 March 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd be worried that not everyone in a mixed audience would know who Ray Stevens and/or Rick Rubin are.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that occurred to me too.
To be honest with you tho', they're friends and I wanna help get as many eyes on their stuff as possible.
And it's fuckin' funny!

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

And it's fuckin' funny!

True. They should do more things in that vein.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link

the rick rubin thing is a bad idea. 7 minutes is far to long for the attention spans of people who go to things like this. wait, has it already happened?

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Sunday, 1 April 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I lost in the second round to a video of what was supposed to be 500 asians fucking.
Whiney, do you wanna explain what happened?

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 1 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

where can i find this video?

― modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Local "hipsters and bloggers" went head to head in a competition where they never explained fully explained who any of these local hipsters and blogger people were.

People who had played-out or boring videos got booed into oblivion by the drunken crowd. Forksclovestofu came out strong with "Valentine For A Perfect Stranger" and won his first round (the guy who MADE that video was, coincidentally, in the competition and lost real quick). During the second round, FCT brought out Dog264 singing Phil Collins. The audience was on some Timmy shit, mortified by the idea of enjoying this (or, more likely, Dog264 doesn't hold up to an audience of drunks for 4 minutes) and was booed. It took a video of 500 asian people fucking in a gymnasium to knock out the vid: http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=10130 (it's not 500, there's a mirror)

The political correctness of the audience didn't stay put, because the audience of all-white hipsters was ready to have a good auditorium-sized chuckle at the winner--the incredibly played out Reh Dogg video (dudes, it was in the Village Voice a MONTH ago).

All in all, good effort by FCT. He made the board proud.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, since when do people like porn more than singing retards

― fies, Sunday, 1 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

recount

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dog264 is better than everything, ever.

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hey forks could you bookmark your set there http://feedbeat.net/ so we can wtch it webtv style.

other ppl should do that too yes

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

"A couple's choreographed wedding procession becomes a Web sensation."

this is on the front page of yahoo, should i click it?

― cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

It's on CNN too: Wild wedding entrance stuns guests

I have a feeling it's just going to make me mad.

― cum on baby Finnish what you started (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude, I (predictably) linked to it on the Chris Brown thread

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm gonna watch it then?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a wedding. they play chris brown's 'forever' (which always makes me think of gum). everyone's white. some of them can dance. some of them can't. some people on facebook said they were brought to tears. it's halfway cute. tevs.

― like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

― like totally gr80 to the max (jaxon), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

This is fucking awful but I'd take 100 of these over LOL BABBYS BRAEKDANCING

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

ok so i just saw that "valentines for perfect strangers" video upthread for the first time and nearly spat out the beer i was drinking while doing so

― hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

it's an all-time favorite

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ0urHjSIk

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link

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