WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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SUNNY SUCCESSOR
ALBA
DARIA G

city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Grimly fiendish - shortish unshaven scottish journalist uses a mac and likes stuff like new order & prob belle and sebastien.

jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

JED DESCRIBE YRSELF

city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

JBR, i have a question for you. you're not the same person as Jody Rosen who posts to ILM and writes for Slate? isnt that annoying?

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, it is. not annoying enough for me to change my name, esp. since i don't write about music anymore.

jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/faq.php?board=2#0-41

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

daria g seems like a bro. she likes touch & go shit, and usually has insightful things to say about the ARTS.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

daria is noise tho!

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

true.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the Jody Rosen I just saw in my local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye the same as ILX's Jody Beth Rosen?

No. Jody Rosen is a guy with a belly button piercing. Jody Beth Rosen also has a belly button piercing but is not a guy.

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

big gypsy mothra fan

his "persona" is : way way WAAAAAY more OTM than nabisco

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

C J

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

older english chick

jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

and iirc member of the "mile high club"

jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

OOOPS

i remember reading that in the faq a long time ago, had no idea who JBR was then.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

AIMLESS: older dude, prob in 40s, has a beard, writes poems on that write-a-poem thread along with Beth Parker, also posts a lot on political threads but I think people don't take his views all that seriously

N/A: my friend Nick, just got engaged to his gf Sarah McLusky, hey play together in the band The Fak3 Ficti0ns, was a religion major in college (Wm & Mary), lived all over the world growing up (Yugoslavia, France, India) since his dad was a diplomat, his 27th bday is two weeks from today, has a hot sister named Adrienne, etc etc etc

TREMENDOID: African American (that's all I know)

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

GYPSY MOTHRA: dude in his mid-30s, used to post under his real name (J3ss3 F0x Maysh@rk), is a journalist who used to edit an alt-weekly in Tennessee and now lives in New York and I think freelances, have seen his stuff in the NYT even, is married and has a fairly young kid, pretty smart and reasonable, e-mailed me some Dylan songs once

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

frightening.

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

*raises hand high, palm to the heavens*

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc's catalog of creepiness.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pix4us.com/40037/pix/icon_bolt.gif

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wow.

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry that is all i can answer, i am pretty stoned right now and going out for beerz in the lively city of montreal

also i guess i didn't say anything about n/a's persona, but he's known for snarky humor that ally approves of cuz she uh said something once about him being funny, also other stuff

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, you're not a W&M grad yourself, are you?

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY.

(he's less creepy in person. but it still freaks me out a bit. at least he likes beer, right? RIGHT.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(that OKAY was an xpost to jaymc. i also said it in real life. obv.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc is a kalamazoo college grad! < /crepey>

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

EMAN
JAMYC

accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

eman seconded!

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

eman:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/E-Man

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

eman is very private

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

he's very groovin

Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i like to think of him as the Martian Manhunter of the noize board.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope eman is a drug dealer and not named after a comic book

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

EMAN: African American (that's all I know)

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW...MORE JAYMC CREEPOGRAPHYS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

got to love how jaymc didnt bother to continue getting to know Tremendoid after he realized the guy was African-American.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

scandalous!

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I want 'African American (that's all I know)' on a t-shirt!

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc check out my webbers: http://www.blacktown.net/

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i want jaymc to be the official biographer of the noiseboard.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR EXAMPLE, WHITE SERIAL KILLERS KILL OTHER WHITES (WHITE CANNIBAL JEFFERY DAHMER ONLY KILLED BLACKS BECAUSE THEY WERE "TASTIER" AND "EASIER" TARGETS.)

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUMP ROAST, January 24, 2002
Reviewer: "mcutt" (NY, NY USA) - See all my reviews

One of the finest low-budget bio-pics I have ever laid eyes upon. Carl Crew is absolutely captivating in his totally unrealistic yet powerful portrayal of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Nevermind that the real Dahmer was a frail, introverted type, Crew's Dahmer is a charismatic and well-built guy who is seen lifting weights between murders, and kind of looks like a porn star. Physical anomalies aside, Carl Crew assumes the role of Dahmer with ease, murdering men he meets around town and kidnapping asian boys. The dialogue shines throughout, giving us true insight to the mind of this madman. I've been waiting for this DVD release for a long time, my prayers have been answered! Carl Crew, where are you?

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we should ask jaymc what he knows about us and score him on accuracy.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Venison. a little gamey but...., February 9, 2002
Reviewer: Philip J Raffaele Jr (Mahopac, NY United States) - See all my reviews
Easily one of the most quotable films that I've ever seen. Never mind you've never heard of Carl Crew, you'll be pleasantly surprised by his finely honed acting chops. This film rests comfortably on the 'Cult' shelf in select Video shops for good reason.

The movie follows the trials and tribulations of young Dahmer, as he searches to find himself and his troublesome sexual identity. Along the way he clumsily seduces a number of low-budget actors with decent success. Dramatic violence and reaction from his family and neighbors causes mass hysteria. There are so many highlights to this film. Crying to his father on the phone, Drilling holes in young boys heads, Prank calling his mother and insinuating his own demise.

The DVD format has just been validated.

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cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS THREAD IS GONNA GET BANANAS.

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

wow, I didn't know O.Nate was 40% of the people on ILM

Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I know Carl Crew the filmmaker, ex mortician and freak show archiveist. I play his club sometimes. http://www.ciaabnormalarts.com

thanks for the answers jaymc, you are sweet. can you answer the rest soon?

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

REVIEW ILXORS

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc what do you know about gabbneb?

jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

frankly how dare you ive contributed scores of faves and like to your brand bise

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

and what have i gotten in return you have never even banned my enemies from the i love hoops message board

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

u have not donated to my patreon nor pursued my cyberbullies on my behalf, you turncoat

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

also plz note that those "enemies" became homies, checkmate u dick

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

hmm no this is untrue my animus remains unabated

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

wow

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

"u should totally abate your animus, friend." -- m bison

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

"it not enough i should win, others must fail too lol" --the guy from there will be blood

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

wow paul dano quotes at me? this hurts.

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

sometimes the dano hurts

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

book em, dano

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

lads

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

I only tell people on ilx what I’m up to because posting it on fb means people irl might find me

mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

Ah wins we've talked in chatz before but didn't know yr ilx name. My first name is Mark and my surname is the English for oiseau.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

LBi I think you are cool and would be yr FB friend but I dunno yr real name. Do not add if you hate me

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sJ1-1uy4bgE/maxresdefault.jpg

imago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

You too LJ if you want

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link

ilxors and ex-ilxors are pretty great at twitter imo. elmo prob my fav, his feed never fails to cheer me up and make me laugh

flopson, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:27 (six years ago) link

I wouldn't know how to find you, CP (unless that's your fb name). LJ gave you a big clue on my name though.

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

who is/was Hungry4Ass? did anyone know them personally? are they still around under another name?

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

cankles aka adri4n

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

mid-era edgelord who bounced iirc

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

never made the cankles/ade connection, thx

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

he seemed like he was less edgelord-y in the Princess Tamtam era through Hungry4Ass until the end, when we went off the deep-end and used gay slurs like they were running out of style in the Hillary thread.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link

I like to imagine that somewhere out there, jaymc continues to update his .xls, and that he is there for us if we need him

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

He posted on the politics thread a couple of hours ago.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

jaymc, if you could tell me where I live, it'd make my week (without checking my ip of course)

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

he'll do u one better and knock on your door in 5 mins

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

I know this but I don't know if ✖ wants the doxxxing...

former username rhymed with "Connie Brunch"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

ohhhhhhhh cool

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

who is gyac

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

dom passantino I think

imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

give you a clue

new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

they have a cat

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link

who is gyac


fuck knows tbf

scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Did Saxby D. Elder ever turn into anyone? That's one of those names I used to see a lot when I first joined ilx. I don't have any specific memories of them except their name. But when I see it every once in a while, I'm like "what happened to that guy?"

peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

And they've been mostly unmentioned on ilx since their last post in 2010.

peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

jimbeaux??

jaymc, Thursday, 27 October 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

xii?

mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link


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