I spoke with Zen Clown last night

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you mean this wasn't a charity fundraising swindle??

or should i say MERELY a charity fundraising swindle.

anyway, hope the parts fit. oil his joints twice a day and keep him out of the rain. god knows when that dorothy girl will be back.

hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I spoke with Zen not too long ago, he seemed saddened at the fact that it was gone, but happy to know we all made it out alive.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 4 April 2005 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh hell. I'm back. I have about as much willpower as a tennis ball.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 4 April 2005 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i was going to post a thread nut i decided not to spoil the surprise.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 4 April 2005 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I always knew Zen was mixed up in some kind of racket.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 4 April 2005 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

It's Michael Foot's fault.

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Porl? Show yourself, sir. This board is a lesser thing without you.

If you don't come back to us, I'll complain to Cellest. I'm not kidding, I really will. You'll be in trouble. I think Cell fancies me. Seems she has a penchent for old ugly yanks. Young handsome Brits are a dime a dozen.

Obviously, I hate all of you young fuckers...especially Matt.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 4 April 2005 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, Zen we all hate you as well. and we all hate eachother. this board is a festering wound full of hatred. or at least thats how it has been since Mindless Prattle went away.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Not just a festering wound full of hatred, but a pustulent sore oozing with scorn and sarcasm, a melon-sized buboe of seething antagonism, a reeking mire of anger and spite, and a chaotic melee of old-fashioned shite-flinging. I say, does anyone have any Grey Poupon?

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Well that really cuts the mustard, I must say.

C J (C J), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link


Your hatred ringeth clearer than Hackney Bells, and gives me much succour, uplift and seperation.

But stop camping outside my old house, I don't even live there any more.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

There was once a bra that claimed to do what Zen's anger does to Matt - lift and seperate.

MSW, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

That reminds me. I lent Matt one of my favorite bras. It was on my girlfriend and he has never returned it. Matt? Dammit! I want my bra back. If you return her, without the bra, or if she's pregnant, I will demand restitution! It was a gift from Dude Steel. I only kept it on the girl so it wouldn't lose it's shape. It's a sentimental thing.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I will demand restitution!

Don't you mean prostitution?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link


A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link


C J (C J), Thursday, 7 April 2005 05:35 (fourteen years ago) link


Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 7 April 2005 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

i awoke today in ormskirk. did i miss anything?

hurley, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:15 (four years ago) link

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