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s'Ok, i've spent £6 millin to have you killed where you sit.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 09:51 (twenty years ago) link

Matt's spendthrift habits update: quick call to slum landlord resulted in full and massive reimbursement. Am now off to buy celebratory eggs.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 10:02 (twenty years ago) link

I remember the good old days when you you could just sit around millin'; none of this nasty ovulation chucking and vastly overpriced locksmithery.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 10:11 (twenty years ago) link

I have long since stopped mocking your typos Jim, kindly ceas.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

But the cheap shots are the best.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

You mean like throwing eggs at lonely drunks on their way home?

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 13:40 (twenty years ago) link

Tell me more about this slum landlord with six million quid to spare. I find myself irresistibly drawn to him.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

Believe me, he's not really that eggsotic. A cluckman rather than a Rachman.
Do you prefer scrambled or fried?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Scotch. Your move.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link

Lynskey,

I'm here to throw down the low down on these Ho clowns.

Not a show down or a go down but here to thicken what your picken.

You see the reason for the teasin' is that cool Spring season.

Think of whats happnin' not pop-cappin' just try not to sicken

Cause an eggs just an underage chicken.

YO!

― MC Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 22 May 2003 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

I feel violated

― Robin (RJM), Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

I was just cruisin by in my fly hoopty and felt the need to let the flow go.

Better to feel violated than to feel violated on.......

Peace Out.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah Robin, you're always flowin in your fly hoopty, don't be hatin' on him. Or something.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 May 2003 06:31 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

Here's How We Ride

http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/donkeygirl.jpg

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, look at the ass on that girl!

― Michael White, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Talk about a wild ride.......

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2049925269_1112d4a8a9.jpg

― Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link

The gimp mask of my dreams......

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 28 January 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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