Why does nobody in London have any money?

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Hey I just bought something off eBay but it is a PRESENT for someone onthis board so I cannot tell you what it is!

I wanna boil coffee by igniting toilet paper! And this also reminds me that I have some raw Super Noodles I've not munched yet mmmmm BALTI FLAVOUR.

― Sarah, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thank you Sarah - I just know that pressie is for me....

― Pete, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

its the eye ball right ?

― anthony, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Anthony shhhhhhhh!!!!!! Oh NO my secret has been revealed I cannot possibly give Pete the giant eyeball now! That's it, I am sending it back, no no! I couldn't possibly give you a present which is not a surprise!

Actually Pete the present I bought was not intended for you but I think you would SHORE like it... HMMM the SUSPENSE!

― Sarah, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You've bought RickyT the Carter Box Set? (Swoon).

― Pete, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just because you North Londoners like to get drunk and listen to Carter doesn't mean that us civilised (well I am the civilised South Londoner obv) people have to do the same!

(Although on saying this a fave has been to get back drunk and listen to A HOUSE whilst falling over with larffter).

― Sarah, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

B-b-but they were from South London and sang about urgent and key things like Peckham and Tulse Hill, not to mention New Cross.

― Pete, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As I was listening to Carter under great sufferance do I count as civilised or uncivilised?

And to get back on topic, I have some money (not plenty but some), a kettle and my own cigarettes.

― Emma, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It would depend on what you were drinking and how loudly you protested.

I do not think I have ever heard a Carter song in my life! Yay!

― Sarah, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

She did not protest loudly enough to use her VETO.

― Tom, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm sure I did but the Carter was so loud no-one could hear my plantive cries for help.

― Emma, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It wasn't my fault. It was THE INCH.

― Pete, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who knew Hedwig was a Carter fan?

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh great this week I have no money to pay my rent. Yes. This is GOOD. Well, seeing as I don't have enough money anyway I see no reason to stay in work. So I'm going home! Grrr! I feel angry! I AM TURNING INTO... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

― S... S...ara..... DAVE Q AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

RickyT might protest at this change.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

He will take what he fuckin' gets, fuckin' limey!

― DAVE Q, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I liked London this weekend. But tell me this, is it common knowledge for Londoners that you can never get real e off random punters in clubs?

I only wasted a tenner admittedly but my mate also bought shite. It didn't matter cos in the end a friend came through for us, but er, was I looking at the wrong hooligans?

I say this having never bought a dud pill in Dublin before, and I don't ever buy off anyone I know.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

You must wear very dark blinkerd glasses in your own country,or are you blind?

― dd loyd, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No wonder the Inch was angry (thus supplying the puunchline to a joke Dan started a month ago).

― Pete, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Because you all insist on living in one of the most expensive cities in the world and convincing yourself that there's more going on there. But who needs Hoxton when you have....Wythenshawe?

― Tag, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ah, but why have Wythenshawe when you can have Laisterdyke?!

― gareth, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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