Freudian Slips!

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there are more than one question that need to be asked.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Again, not quite a Fruedian slip, but I and two other non-Chriostian associates was having a discussion with a very Christian friend of mine, and we were talking about the merits/faults of organized religion. At some point, he said something like, "and all of this is happening over a god that doesn't exist". We just sat there, amazed. He didn't even realized he'd said it.

― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Also: "I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot penis!"

― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

On the last day of School my Sixth Form Physics class organised a stripper for the tutor (don't ask). After a hideously embarassing 5 minute performance the teacher asked us: "Now is there any outstanding equipment?"

On another occasion I was in a Spanish class when the teacher asked a pupil who had been absent for the previous lesson whether she had copies of all the hand-outs she had missed.

"Sorry I was away" she replied, "I've got the sheets!"

You need to say that one out loud. Me and my friend were crying for 10 minutes while no-one else even noticed.

― holojames (holojames), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I went to a psychiatric conference in the Swiss Alps. I'd never seen so many Freudians slip!

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you should have gone to the masquerade party afterwards.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

all you can see are the Freudians' Lips

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

when you say one thing and mean your mother... erm... another... that's a freudian bra... slip. i mean, slip. erm.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Today I sent a memo to everyone in my office that referenced a six-figure deal. Except that I called it a "sex-figure" deal. OOPS

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

In a Washington Post article about De Santis suspending the Tampa prosecutor: “‘We need our prosecutor to prosecute crime — the same as we enforce crime,’Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister told a local television station after Warren’s suspension.”

― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 August 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

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