Kevin Costner's Russian's Rusty: Washington DC Metropolitan Area Thread II

I am in chicago next weekend. Should I go to the Gay Rodeo Y/N?

From the Where Else But Washington Department: At the store this morning there was a guy wearing a tie-dyed shirt. Upon closer view, the shirt turned out to be overprinted in small white text, ending in something like "--Romans...." And of course he was wearing these with khaki trousers.

Not that I was in any position to play Fashion Police; at the hardware store I wasn't the only one wearing loafers with beige shorts.