zing

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.

No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.

that's not what i thought you were saying.

I. It was a zing
II. This is the zing thread

OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES.
other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE
alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION
everyone: o gosh what a predicament!

this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.

also n/a otm!

i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.

well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.

btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.

(or did)

dr morbius did you like zoolander?

eat models??

I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.

To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.

thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.

I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.

maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?

sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it

wah wahhhhh

zing RIP

heaven needed zing culture

^@^ = some dumb uker

ha

i read that as "needlessly cutty"

i like being an adjective

there's no such thing as needlessly cutty tho

^^^^^^^^ this is correct.

i mean, it's bloody spot on.

that's a compliment right? right? :/

yes

mwah

lol didn't realize there'd been such a big debate about how catty/cunty/cutty i had or hadn't been on that thread. anyway I said "I hope you attempt to kill yourself," not "I hope you kill yourself." totally different. if you wish to learn more about what my deal is i will prepare a presentation on the subject.

ooh please!

haha

http://adifferentplace.org/new/powerpoint.gif

are you to powerpoint presentations what jaymc is to .xlss?

mydeal.ppt

wtf is that powerpoint 1.0? how old is your computer?

im guessing it's a google image.

thanks!

man i thought he made that for us
:(

subsubsubsub faith mouse

dude that elliot gould joke worried me for a second

deep breaths

Funny, you want to hug him, but you want to punch him almost as much. That's the character. The hug/punch axis.

-- kenan, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM (Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:57 AM) Bookmark Link

Gee, kinda reminds me of someone.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:41 AM Bookmark Link

Is ADHD a real disorder?

Who'd have thought an ILX discussion of mental-health pharmaceuticals would wind up like this?

-- nabisco, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg tobot dropping the hammer on that thread
kudos!

srsly lsd would help everyone.

^^ tru

unfortunately i didn't get enough to go 'round.

for ref. the song kate wrote about ms misery:
http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm#susan

tombot post is
http://www.gangstacomments.com/myspace-comments/chains/gangsta.gif

My Imajinary Boyfriend

Chorus:
I get so lonely sometimes I wish I were dead
So I dreamed an imaginary boyfriend inside my head
Told myself a story, wrote it down
But I forget that it's not real when you're around

I broke a bone when I was seven
Didn't set properly so they broke it again
Doctors break bones to heal them right
Like I break my heart over you every night

Analyse the situation, I know what to do
Cause I was a scientist until the age of 22
Call me paranoid, call me astute
You were an experiment till I fell in luv wit choo.

omg tom