Yes piece by Dave Q

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james joyce could totally have been famous if he weren't only writing for ten of his literary friends

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus spoke mostly for the benefit of twelve people!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

inside out noone except you (o, and 'yr friend') had any trouble reading it, as you also have trouble reading our posts (which at this point are written at a 3rd grade reading level - ye gods) it suggests the flaw lies not with the piece but with the reader or "reader" rather. nevermind stylus - invest in some coloring books.

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

dave q for messiah!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Great points. I love how the little trolls jump every which way when "pwned" repeatedly. So, you don't like me. So, you like Dave Q. Great. Just say that. Stop trying so hard to come at me from a new angle. I am not insulted nor have you convinced me that I am a immature moron by your silly and desperate attacks, which only show me what immature morons you are.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

inside outside - if you like DAVE Q, you'll love GEORGE GOSSETT

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

James Joyce, yes... and he was writing a silly throwaway joke piece, wasn't he? Dumbass.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

'messiah'??? stop using this insider jargon vahid!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha trolls hahaha

nice to meet you, IOI. what's your real name?

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

inside out noone except you (o, and 'yr friend') had any trouble reading it.

Um, Matos thought Dave Q was saying Trevor Horn produced Judas Priest. And you didn't get that Dave Q was trying to be difficult and eclectic.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

George. My real name is George. Are you confusing internet anonymity with "necessarily trollism?"

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't looked at the piece in a long time (I edited it, so I get as much of your blame as anyone), but overlooking one word while browsing the internet hardly counts as a deep reading anyway. in any case, what Dave Q was saying was that that particular Priest album sounded like a Trevor Horn production. where's the mystery?

xpost: that's pretty much the definition of a troll, yes.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

just curious, george.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"sounded like"??? stop using this insider jargon plz!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

george on the schoenberg thread at his most opaque/oracular:

oh Schoenburg is so big, he's been to all the different forms, his opus nos. coincide with years of human non-developement (eg op. 42 piano/orch, one of my faves) -- is Kol Nidre a sreious devotional work ? am i too young to see the stench sarcasm humer of 'ode to Napoleon' ? the violin trio still grows, a concession to webern-esque instrumentation on schoenburg scale -- i still love the five orhestral pieces by s. -- those pieces between 1900 and 1920, gorgeous

webern will never know -- friendly fire? collateral casualty ? if Moses and Aaron had been completed it would have out-scandalised rite- of-spring surely

-- George Gosset (ggosse...), June 8th, 2002 6:00 PM.

pretty good, not quite dave q material but still... maybe on the zappa thread they go at it?

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

in any case, what Dave Q was saying was that that particular Priest album sounded like a Trevor Horn production. where's the mystery?

The mystery is what the hell this has to do with Yes and why it was thrown in for no apparent reason. This is obviously why you were confused. Bad writing.

Internet anonymity is pretty much not the definition of "troll". Handles are pretty common far and wide by non-Trolls.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

handle makes it sound like you fly a fighter jet!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

pretty good, not quite dave q material but still... maybe on the zappa thread they go at it?

Yeah, that's a pretty specific audience he's obviously writing for. Probably not the Seattle Weekly, I'd guess. Which brings me back to my question: WHO was Dave Q. writing for? By all accounts, it would seem the general public. And I'm sure the general public read about half of that article and turned the page or laughed at how stupid it was. Overall, a totally useless waste of space that accomplished nothing other than perhaps tickling the ribs of a very small minority of people.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks for the wikipedia link. Now go take a look in the mirror.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

yup, i'm a troll. a troll who's been posting under the same non-anonymous registered login name for over THREE YEARS.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

handle makes it sound like you fly a fighter jet!

Vahid makes you sound like a weird foriegn dweeb who macs out on all the girls in the computer lab who are repulsed by you and your bad breath and it also makes you sound like you are a driver for your daddy's limo service in order to pay the bills for your SUNY school education.

There, I have just swapped you one reference.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

yup, i'm a troll. a troll who's been posting under the same non-anonymous registered login name for over THREE YEARS.

Oh wait, maybe you missed the first sentence:
"In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who posts inflammatory messages on the internet, such as on online discussion forums, to disrupt discussion or to upset its participants."

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

you're a racist.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

and with that, good night.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I love how the little trolls jump every which way when "pwned" repeatedly.

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

See, that would make the 3 of you all trolls. I merely had issues with the writing. You all responded by projecting and insulting. Trolls.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

poke enough illiterate morons and you're sure to find a racist eventually

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I think its our height and pointy headwear that makes us trolls, IOI.

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:36 (eighteen years ago) link

How long can we keep this going, ya think? And will you ever come up with something good? Otherwise, what's the point?

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

you forgot one thing tone - 9/11

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

are you Jim DeRogatis, IOI?

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

what's a thing tone, blounty mah boy? And shouldn't you be registering my nonregistered user name by now?

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

and my chest tattoo keeps me from ever forgetting 9/11, blount.

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Now how can I be Jim DeRogatis if my name is George?

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

o wow this is sad.

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, George.

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously it's been at least 9 hours since i've seen an illiterate racist have a breakdown like this. the paranoia's a nice touch - real nineties retro!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

blounty mah boy

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, so sad. and yet you keep doing it.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

nice comeback! you should write for stylus!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm missing the paranoia. Not surprising, since the illiterate racist thing are also your projections.

IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

For a magazine that you seem to hate, you sure do love talking about it.

IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link

is stylus really that bad? i should look at it. doesn't half of ilm write for it? maybe i'm thinking of something else.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

right cuz i'm the only person on this thread to have called you out on that. seriously, i think you'll find the ability to read comes in real handy if you're gonna try to troll. ask esteban.

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

scott you're thinking of mlb.com

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

blount's just bitter he's never been asked

'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

$8-:{)

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i would KILL to write for mlb.com OMG - FREE HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link


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