zing

L'espirit d'xpostier.

L'espirit d'xpostier.

Indeed. It's something like how it's always mentioned that in 2001: A Space Odyssey there is the longest flash-foward ever in moviedom.

Nu-ilx in video form: http://www.break.com/index/wussy-skater-fight.html

playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:30 (Yesterday) Link

I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:32 (Yesterday) Link

alex in baltimore acting really defensive on that thread, what is dude's deal?

i'm with alex in baltimore. what's YOUR deal.

i just thought it was unnecessarily cuntish and not a particularly funny zing </save-a-morbs>

you dont think the original comment wasnt particularly cuntish?

eh, yeah, but no more so than anyone else's

let's look at what they're saying:

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.
Alex in Baltimore: I hope you kill yourself.

everyone seems pretty cunty today!

people are being friendly enough over on the girly products thread

yes but that thread is cunty by definition innit?

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.

No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.

that's not what i thought you were saying.

I. It was a zing
II. This is the zing thread

OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES.
other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE
alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION
everyone: o gosh what a predicament!

this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.

also n/a otm!

i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.

well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.

btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.

(or did)

dr morbius did you like zoolander?

eat models??

I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.

To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.

thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.

I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.

maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?

sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it

wah wahhhhh

zing RIP

heaven needed zing culture

^@^ = some dumb uker

ha

i read that as "needlessly cutty"

i like being an adjective

there's no such thing as needlessly cutty tho

^^^^^^^^ this is correct.

i mean, it's bloody spot on.

that's a compliment right? right? :/

yes

mwah

lol didn't realize there'd been such a big debate about how catty/cunty/cutty i had or hadn't been on that thread. anyway I said "I hope you attempt to kill yourself," not "I hope you kill yourself." totally different. if you wish to learn more about what my deal is i will prepare a presentation on the subject.

ooh please!

haha

http://adifferentplace.org/new/powerpoint.gif

are you to powerpoint presentations what jaymc is to .xlss?

mydeal.ppt

wtf is that powerpoint 1.0? how old is your computer?

im guessing it's a google image.

thanks!

man i thought he made that for us
:(

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