Type 2 diabetic = Time to lose some weight and lay of the Jack a little, bro. I say this out of love, understand.
― kenan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
artie wants a fight
― jeff, Thursday, 1 November 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
what happened today jeff
― chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
long story: http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#thu
short story: howard wanted to talk about the artie / sal & richard drama but sal & richard refused to come in the studio. later in the show, artie got high off subutex. towards the end of the show, sal & richard finally came in and acted like morons. artie began berating them and threatening to beat sal up. he got really mad at sal and started throwing things (CDs?) at sal, so sal and richard left. artie was really strange and started talking about how much his life sucks and he's not right for the show and howard should fire him. eventually, sal came in an apologized and howard tried to end it, but it lingered. howard told everyone that they weren't allowed to talk about it, especially on the wrap up show.
― jeff, Friday, 2 November 2007 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
daaaaaamn
― chaki, Friday, 2 November 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/Artie_68715.JPG
a fan caught him at mc'ds while on his diet yesterday. he called in sick today. rolling artie update thread.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
This is really starting to get like the Ebert thread where every time it's revived you kind of expect the worst.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
poor guy. i watched the tv version of he and sal fighting and artie had this unsettling look on his face.
― jeff, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
the thurs show was really hard to listen to....the guy hates himself something awful.
― ryan, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
yah when he started throwing shit... man. that episode is up for download if anyone wants to hear.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://nickdouglas.googlepages.com/artieplayboyjan08pg1.jpg
― calstars, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://nickdouglas.googlepages.com/SternShow07.gif
― calstars, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
somebody has to help him, he's turned into daniel johnston!
― kenan, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
hey calstars you shoulda put that on my new howard stern thread!
― chaki, Monday, 21 January 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/16_96274.jpg
― chaki, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://defamer.com/359813/artie-lange-rockets-to-top-of-celebrity-deathwatch-list
― latebloomer, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link
stupid artie. they really need to ship him off to detox land.
― kingfish, Saturday, 23 February 2008 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/12706/dirty-work
― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
'what are you doing!?! you're ruining don giovanni!' 'don giovanni?? who's that dude??' 'the opera!' 'oh, the opera. yeah, we are ruining that.'
― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
directed by bob saget
― am0n, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
so many lolz
― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
hello, REAL COPS?
"i could've gotten MY NOSE BIT OFF BY A SAIGON WHORE"
― am0n, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link
don rickles
― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
'i dont know what youre talking about, these cars are fully loaded!' 'fully loaded with dead hookers!'
― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
great movie
― chaki, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
NOTE TO SELF: LEARN TO FIGHT
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
"You've got a personality like a dead moth. Why don't you get yourself a horse and move to the mountains and don't bother anybody."
― calstars, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Dirty Work is the best comedy most hated by critics. I don't think I've seen a review that's higher than 1 star for this thing, yet every 2 minutes my ribs are surely tickled!
― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
for some reason i never put it together that that was artie till just now. dirty work was one of those movies that was SO hyped by my friends that i ended up hating it when i finally saw it, but its pretty classic in retrospect.
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Christ almighty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrU3BUc67Yc
I really feel so bad for the poor guy.
― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/07_87242.jpg
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link
The drummer is a bookie The singer is a whore The bass player's sellin' clothes he never would've worn
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link
“those junkie bums went and took my black Pearl drums"
― gershy, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm starting to get bored with Artie sleeping all the time...
― jeff, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
its pretty tragic. howard sounded uncomfortable today.
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
WAAAHHHHH IM A FAT SLOB
― jeff, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I haven't listened yet today but I feel like he's gotta get diabetes any day now.
― ryan, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
he's going to iraq soon lol
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
dude started singing "buried alive" by venom on the show where he was drumming. also mentioned mercyful fate.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 10 April 2008 07:45 (sixteen years ago) link
richard christy rules.
― chaki, Thursday, 10 April 2008 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP BABY GORILLA
― jeff, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
what happened this morning? i missed it and they are playing mondays replay!! ARRRRRRRRGG
― chaki, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ack:
Artie Lange walks off the Howard Stern Show
By Adam Abramson
Howard Stern Show fixture Artie Lange walked out of the studio after an argument and subsequent outburst at his personal assistant on the air.
Lange, who became a part of the show's daily routine in October of 2001, was spotted disputing with his assistant in the hallways off the air. When it was brought up to Stern, he asked the assistant Teddy to come into the studio and discuss the situation on the air.
Lange began to express his disdain for his assistant of nearly two years because of recent money issues. Teddy retorted by implying there's more to the job than meets the eye. Howard Stern photos Howard Stern photos The two are slated to travel to Amsterdam this evening and the squabble began over setting up Lange's travel accommodations. However, the in-studio dispute quickly escalated into a discussion about how much Lange finances Teddy, who is affectionately called "Teddy Microphone" around the studio.
As the argument continued, Lange became enraged and physically lashed out at Teddy, but the physical confrontation was apparently defused by other members in the studio.
When Lange returned, he said Teddy would be "dead" had he reached him and he would be in jail.
Stern then expressed his feelings on the situation, saying he cannot condone Lange's actions. The comedian, who has had a similar outburst on the air in the past, said he cannot guarantee he can refrain from acting out in the future. Upon hearing that, Stern said he cannot have Lange around with the potential of such actions looming.
Artie then offered his resignation; Stern accepted, but told Lange to leave and cool off. Just before Lange left he told Stern: "I'm not a good person ... I gotta leave ... I love you"
Teddy returned to the studio several minutes later and said there was overreacting from everyone, but did not downplay the seriousness of the situation.
Show producer Gary Dell'Abate came in to analyze the situation, but he and Stern admitted they "did not know what to make of it all."
Stern does not host a live show on Fridays and the crew is on vacation next week.
― chaki, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, wtf no reply. Lame.
― jeff, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
damn. hope he chills out.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
*replay
― jeff, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
this probably means all subsequent replays will be edited which is FUCKED.
― chaki, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe not. They didn't do it with Artie v. Sal, although that was admitted much more deserved / funnier.
― jeff, Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
sucks :(
― ryan, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link