Lindsay ad was like "I just want fresh fish that costs tuppence and gets served to me by some dude in a Victorian fishmongers outfit tugging his fucking forelock" middle class entitlement horse cobblers
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link
The ad is very similar to Hammond's "I just want meat", in that they're both pushing supermarket trolleys through the countryside.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I take it as read that Hammond's gonna reek of smug entitlement tho
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ah right. Good old brane, filtering out the crap just for me..
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
It's the way Lindsay delivers "Is that too much to ask?" in the same voice as the Fast Show "...which was nice" character.
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Worse thing about Hammond ad is his "look" - 40 something geezer still trying to look like he's 20
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:38 (fourteen years ago) link
DUDE THAT'S MY WHOLE STEEZ
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
We call this "doing a Lovejoy"http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2009/01/29/lovejoy_cast_470_470x352.jpg
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, Hammond's look is a million times worse
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Mine too, xpost.
However, Lovejoy "looks like 20" in what way exactly?
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Mark, you telling me you've got hair like Hammond - that's the worst part
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
trying to look like he's 20...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
...not necessarily succeeding. At all.
hmm, I'll give you "30" but who looks twenty in that? Citation, or it's untrue...
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Lovejoy is classic, Hammond dud
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.keysalive.com/hammond.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
^ nice legs
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Mark G posts "shame about the face" in 5...4...3...
― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"...shame about the bass... uh, pedals"
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Not while "The Monks" are the band formed by US stationed army personnel that took raw protopunk formats to the Germans, and not two ex-Stawbs, I don't!
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
shame about the fascia...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
'lovejoy was ace' is the new 40 trying to look 20 btw
― you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link
We buy any car is the BEST advert of the moment you menkos.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link
the donk isn't big enough
― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.media.mit.edu/resenv/classes/MAS963/history/korg_images/korg01doncamatic.gif
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I will concede, but like Touch'n'Fresh they had to make some smooth out some of the rough edges for the mainstream.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige?
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link
No mention of 'money for gold' on this thread = fail.
― fyi vagina (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank YOU! fyi vagina.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Not sure whats better - vox pop numpties or this one with hard-up US celebs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link
'Cause people out there turn their jewlry into gold
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish someone would use Nico's "We've Got the Gold" in one of these give us yer jewellery adverts
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
It's lucky that Spandau Ballet have reformed, otherwise we'd have the treat of Tony Hadley saying "Send us your gold! (GOLD!!!)"
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I did resist that one, E"B"A...
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
What's the advert where the woman says, "It's so quick and easy..." but every time it sounds EXACTLY like, "It's so frickin' easy..."?
― The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
New Cadbury Caramel posters are on some next level Furry shit btw.
http://vitalsignsblogging.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cadburys-caramel-pic.jpg
http://getsiobhanny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0_image_903.jpg
That is a rabbit. They are asking their customers to be sexually aroused by a rabbit. What the fuck is wrong with people?
― Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
If it's anything like the old ads, it's a rabbit with the voice of Miriam Margolyes.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah I know. Running a Furry-bait ad 10 years before the WWW took off is pretty ground-breaking.
― Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i thought halifax adverts had reached their nadir with howard. how wrong i was...
― koogs, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
that new one with the "radio station"? I thought I was having some kind of turn, it's utterly grotesque.
― Bill A, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBnEV3ElvY
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:06 (fourteen years ago) link
the worst thing about going home for xmas was watching TV adverts again for first time in ages
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
during the ad break after man u-leeds finished the first advert was a just for men advert that actually drew incredulous laughs from my friend and i
then that swiftcover advert turned up. along with an actually-funny walkers commercial. well, funny the first time. sort of.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
free texts/supergroup mong definitely needs to lose a few limbs
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link
oh josh. you tried to make something of your life. but all you ended up doing was irrationally enraging a few commuters. then they put you on tv. next you'll be leading a flashmob in one of london's major transport nodes at rush-hour. at which point they will send in the combine harvesters.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
only death by wurzel will be sufficient for josh and his superband
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
iggy pop has nothing on Mr Go Compare
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought this was going to be about the rollerskating evian babies. disappointed.
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link