you just freaked out our director of LOLs

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To the Members of the California State Assembly:

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. I am sending this bill to the cooler. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Ice to see you!

Sincerely (when Hell freezes over),

Gov. Freeze

― richard belzer (jeff), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I just went to put that in the LOLs thread and here it is already; mission accomplished

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI

― jaxon, Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

very FAIL

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

helicopter boyz = noize

― :) :) :) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

helicopter boyz > balloon boy

― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

helicopter boys = beaver boys

― richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

see, i got called out in character for that!

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

helicopter boyz noize

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

helicopter boyz are #1 quality dance group

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Asked why she listed herself as a "buxom blonde," her lawyer told the paper, "I guess if she put 'little bridge troll' nobody would respond."

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/28/crimesider/entry5436364.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"It was a variation of 'will work for food.' It doesn't mean she was a prostitute.'"

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

prostitutes don't work for food?

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

crack is food, right? Or is it an emotion?

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a state of mind

― Yo, Lout! (darraghmac), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

You're talking about a 43-year-old woman who was overcome by Phillies fever

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

should of posted that to you just freaked out our director of LOLs

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

cbs news blog just killing it today

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/29/ap/strange/main5454626.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, obv meant ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://whatsupshutup.ytmnd.com/

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbH7pCBmhA

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 October 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, way to milk it

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― goole, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/w_Iowa320x200.jpg
How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker -- instead of a mask or stocking -- to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

― i got nothin (deej), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

that makes me so mad

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

well that just solved me costume problem

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

me --> my

i am not a british

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

oi guvnah get me black markuh

― jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe they were disguised as lovable chimney sweeps

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

dying @ this

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

didnt i already post that

― cutty, Friday, 30 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:43 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i didn't click it because i thought it was news

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate incompetent criminals. if you're gonna flaunt society's rules at least do it right. douchetards.

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i want to start a business that teaches people how to do crimes properly

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

little miss perfect crimes

― estela, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86882-4/Whiteboy_misses_dunk.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 31 October 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahah

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 October 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

haw!

― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 31 October 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dcv5iphkec

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v-zWDIlT3zQ/Such4mFookI/AAAAAAAAE4U/JwWHS5MJeV0/s1600-h/owned_by_friends.jpg

― cutty, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Whiteboys_scurrying_little_feet.gif

― goole, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cats_with_fraudulent_diplomas

― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

best URL of 2009

― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/11/4/16/obscene-street-corner-22827-1257369293-20.jpg

i'll meet you at the corner of cumming and semen

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99005

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/q3.png

dying @ this

― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

haaa!

― ian, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

that is the best

― goole, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

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