Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.
-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.
-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link
Expert testimony there.
-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 23 August 2007 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
those last two are great.
― ^@^, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link
recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".
-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link
jon had his birthday at applebees already?!
-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
the elusive two birds with one stone zing
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
2 birds w/1 zing
― jhøshea, Thursday, 23 August 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.
though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.
-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
did you find ILX through oink invites?
-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
thx 4 da description, blogger
-- luriqua, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i don't blog, i actually get paid.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Paul Barman is funny doodz lighten up.
-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
great now i'm being schooled in humor by Hurting
-- am0n (am0n), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
it wouldnt be too hard to write a script for it, would it?
i play random thread sometimes by just fucking with the threadid value un the url. not truly random because you know wether you're getting a relativley old or new thread, but still serves its purpose.
-- gr8080, Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM (Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM) Bookmark Link
man you must get bored
-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM (Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link
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Not the zingiest zing, but I love the 25 day gap in between posts.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
the best ever zing involved a long gap like that. i wonder if i can find it.
― s1ocki, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
L'espirit d'xpostier.
― Trayce, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Indeed. It's something like how it's always mentioned that in 2001: A Space Odyssey there is the longest flash-foward ever in moviedom.
― dell, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Nu-ilx in video form: http://www.break.com/index/wussy-skater-fight.html
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll
-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:30 (Yesterday) Link
I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:32 (Yesterday) Link
― and what, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
alex in baltimore acting really defensive on that thread, what is dude's deal?
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm with alex in baltimore. what's YOUR deal.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i just thought it was unnecessarily cuntish and not a particularly funny zing </save-a-morbs>
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
you dont think the original comment wasnt particularly cuntish?
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
eh, yeah, but no more so than anyone else's
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
let's look at what they're saying:
Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor. Alex in Baltimore: I hope you kill yourself.
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
everyone seems pretty cunty today!
― chaki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
people are being friendly enough over on the girly products thread
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link
yes but that thread is cunty by definition innit?
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.
No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not what i thought you were saying.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I. It was a zing II. This is the zing thread
― n/a, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN
morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES. other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION everyone: o gosh what a predicament!
this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.
also n/a otm!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.
well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.
btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
(or did)
dr morbius did you like zoolander?
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
eat models??
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.
To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.
― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?
― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it
wah wahhhhh
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
zing RIP
― am0n, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
heaven needed zing culture
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
^@^ = some dumb uker
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ha
― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i read that as "needlessly cutty"
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i like being an adjective
― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
there's no such thing as needlessly cutty tho
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^ this is correct.
― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, it's bloody spot on.
― ^@^, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
that's a compliment right? right? :/
― cutty, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
mwah
― cutty, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link