http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2479/leoaa.jpg
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I wrote another letter to that girlSubject: my first letter must have come off REALLY stupid
I reread it and the only two things that weren't a mistake were "hello" and "please right back"
I wont write to you anymore
sorry for umm sending you stupid letters
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
dude are you doing this for our amusement or what
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
my manliness is not in question
my gayness on the other hand
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
this poor girl
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
dating sites suck for unique people
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
:'-(
i make girls cringe
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
please right back is pretty stupid
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
homer simpson is pretty stupid
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link
you cant be a real person, can you???????
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
he gets laid tho
xp
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm not a virgin
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
are you gay?
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Homer J. Simpson is not a real human.
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
you're not unique though. like a lot of guys say creepy, homophobic things to people. it's not good.
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
dating sites suck for unique crepey people
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link
so do vacuum cleaners
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
hey now
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
vacuum cleaners suck for everyone - unless they are broken.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
no I don't think that actually works :(
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I have never tried tho cause it would be kinda homo
unless it was a pink vacuum cleaner or something
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.henryvacuumcleaner.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Numatic-HET200-Hetty-Vacuum-Cleaner-Pink.jpg
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
like this one?
http://startupblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dyson-vacuum.jpg
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.totalofficesupplies.co.uk/catalog/images/713787.jpg
look at that saucy little devil
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
wow it's even called 'hetty'!!!
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I would like to date someone, but... I can't bring myself to sign up for OkCupid. there's gotta be a better way!
― ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
have you heard of hetty, ian
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I need to make changes in how I come off on dating websites.
I don't think I come off anywhere near as weird in real life or else I wouldn't be getting laid
But the idea of not being able to explain who I am on a website is making me sick so I'm leaving ILX for good
I'm not a creep in real lifeSome people do act funnily stupid like Homer in real life
I hope for my sake that my friends, family and future coworkers will never find these posts
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7112/goodbye.jpg
goodbye
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
damn - the smile on that vacuum.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
waht
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
― Maria, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
hetty!!!!!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
hey wait lorax, just cuz you're inexplicable doesn't mean you have to leave!!
― ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THE FUCKING LORAX WENT TO HIDE BECAUSE THE WORLD WAS POLLUTED :(
we were having a bit too much fun at his expense.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
okay i am off to do my radio show now.which, incidentally, is not a good way to meet girls.
― ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
hetty is here to clean up this polluted world
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
xp ian - what station?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
lorax has flounced!
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
what the hell just happened here
xpost oh!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
lol mandee
― estela, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
hetty is here to clean up this polluted worldhttp://www.reevoo.com/decidewhattobuy/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/love-hetty-and-henry-numatic.jpg
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
it's just so romantic ...
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i really can't decide if lorax is a sock or not
― DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
if he is, the person responsible is the most amazing puppeteer ever
sarahel if u care i am playing rekkerds now on eastvillageradio.com
a mellow night.
no chixxx.
― ian, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i've heard of that actually - i thought it was a storefront space? but yeah, doing a radio show isn't a great way to meet people - been there.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Too bad Cassavetes isn't around to turn this thread into another masterpiece. Would someone give Elaine May the money to do it?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 08:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I must say, all of this talk has really made me convinced that I should create an OkCupid account. It sounds like there are a lot of unique personalities out there.
― mh, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link