I said I was interested in everything tehresa
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
but maybe I should scratch friends off the list.
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
OK girls, I'll let you deconstruct how bad my last letter was to random stranger
Subject: hello miss mysterious
I like your profile.. my first impression is that you are adorable. I've always wondered if girls like you that seem to be really strong-willed (second impression) are girly-girls or not?
So that's my question. Do you have a girly-girl side to your personality? How would you describe the part of your personality that you said might get mistaken for "bitch" - the part of your personality that I guessed was strong-willed?
I have a side to me that isn't anything like the pictures of stuffed animals on my profile... yeah, I'm 100% male and probably more hetero than the average guy (that's why once you get to know me I could get away with posting pictures of myself with cuddly stuffed animals)
Please write back :)What is your ethnicity?
(I should of wrote "if you get to know me")
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
it sorta reads like something a 40 year old foreign man would write
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that's a creepy letter and i would not reply.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
!
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
What is your ethnicity?
lol crepe
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
ok stupid cupid
― estela, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
also
ug my problem is that I listed that I wanted new friends on OK CUPID but I only did that because some girls don't want to date someone unless they become friends first...
made it seem like you listed that you only wanted new friends. but even that seems like a misrepresentation, since you clearly are not interested in making friends. take it off your profile.xpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm 100% male and probably more hetero than the average guy
I mean really
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
you saw the picture of the stuffed animals in wydll btw (i had to defend myself for having a main picture like that)and I honestly wanted to know her ethnicity, she has herself listed as asian
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry for harsh but that's really really really rude to ask
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes I subconsciously make my intro letters bad though
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah that's gonna get you laid
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, are you saying that you actually sent that message to someone you wanted to date?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
why are you asking for advice you clearly have no interest in taking, captain "got any links to free sex sites?" lorax
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
believe me I am taking everyone's advice on how bad the last letter was, I knew it was bad but now I know to avoid the ethnicity line etc..
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I kinda hope for a girl that likes the lovable loser
the 'probably more hetero' line is one of the most ridiculous things you could have said
sorry man
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
god otm for cancelling that concert.
― estela, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
but lovable is not really coming through here so...
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
everyone, please don't suggest ban this guy, that was heart-breakingly hilarious and awful. It's an amazing gift.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
what's the girly-girl/strong-willed line of questioning for. it's very off-putting :/
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the only non off-putting parts are "hello" and "please write back" tbh.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
yes i am trying to be constructive because i feel bad for the recipient tbqh
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
avoid "interesting" lines of questioning imo
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
you should not have a bar of any girl who would reply to a letter like that.
― estela, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
constructive = not saying what i would like to say which is more omgwtf
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, an ideal girl for me would be one who doesn't get offended when I write a stupid letter. she would be laid back but even if I wanted an ideal girl I suppose I should make my intro letters way less stupid
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that lettersorry
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ lol! but we're both sockpuppets, so don't mind us. Keep it up!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that's what estela said but i don't know what "have a bar" means haha
tbh the "please write back" seems a little desperate and sad and thus off-putting imo.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
it means tolerate in strine
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
xxp - i was trying to be constructive.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
think it's something about lawyeringxpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
why does a guy who sends messages to girls on dating sites have to reassure her of how hetero and 100% male he is, unless he's totally gay or only like 86% male
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, that's creepy. aside from ethnicity, avoid generalizations about "girls like you" and defending your masculinity.
― Maria, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
it's one thing to be defensive about your heterosexuality if like...someone is questioning it? but to introduce yourself to a stranger with "NO HOMO"...
tho it's kinda impressive that you managed to perv on a girl and make me question your heterosxuality at the same time.
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
he has 4/5 of a penis.
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
harbl beat me by 37 seconds
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Lorax you're setting yourself up here dude
― we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
4/5" xpost
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure he enjoys it on some level abbott...it's win-win
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i enjoy it on a level too, it's like being able to stop and give a speech to a guy on the street who has just whistled at you
― harbl, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
captain lorax's letter was sooooo written by shiroibasketshoes
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
trust me you don't want a girl who wouldn't see anything wrong with that lettersorry― harbl, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:18 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
my ideal girl would see the things that are wrong in general and not be soo off-put by them. she would be laid back enough to dismiss little mistakes.
yeah that letter was bad, but that's what I get when I try to show off my whole personality. some of it is stupid. some of it has to defend manliness. these are things I thought girls learn to look past (but yeah, not in an initial letter)
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link