groucho lorax
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't want to be with someone whom I'm not interested in. Furthermore it would be bad if we got drunk and had sex and she likes me and I don't like her... I have never broken a girls heart before.
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe you should consider giving her a chance before you decide you're not interested in her? especially considering that you don't seem to be swimming in opportunities.
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
And mh obviously I would want want someone who is interested in me and vice versa (isn't that what we all want). I don't know what you are getting at but it's not like I get hung up on a girl if she has a boyfriend. I just move on. And no I don't give some girls a chance if I know it would never work out.
I'm not officially looking for a girl atm iatee
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
hey Lorax you realize this is you being weird right
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Lorax, I *completely* know where you're coming from, and I don't know the specifics of this case, and I wouldn't like to say! But when I was 15/16 and was kinda weird about girls there were two occasions on which I turned ppl down because I didn't fancy them, and, looking back, this was totally a wrong and stupid and a terrible decision. I dunno, you're probably ahead of the level I was at then.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link
if she were really, really hot, would you be 'officially' looking for a girl?
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
although frankly Lorax i do NOT blame you for getting the jitters over actually meeting someone that you just now had an online conversation with. the whole scenario of talk-over-internet-then-meet-f2f produces a whole host of odd anxieties i think
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
xp yes iatee
"hey Lorax you realize this is you being weird right" - Tracer Handis it weird that I am choosy before having met someone who I don't think I would ever be physically attracted to?
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
she's a bbw isn't she
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link
you gotta hit that
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
no comment
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
you made this difficult for yourself when you had imaginary drunk sex with her and then she imaginarily fell in love with you.
― estela, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
actually I made it difficult when I initially talked to her and gave out tmi about myself, but the problem was solved 3 hours ago when I blew her off.
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i can only imagine what you told her, but it helps me understand why she fell in love with you
― harbl, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
well I never said she fell in love with me but like an idiot I gave out to much information and she has already texted me
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I guess my problem is that I never completely blew her off
― estela, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:17 PM (6 minutes ago)
for once I exhibited more restraint than estela. i thought about posting something along these lines, but felt it would be too cruel.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link
ug my problem is that I listed that I wanted new friends on OK CUPID but I only did that because some girls don't want to date someone unless they become friends first...
but since ilxor has made this into a big deal maybe I'll text her back and take her out to the bar for trivia tonight. she is poor and doesn't have a car - a real diamond in the rough
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the thing is, xp, I'm not looking for new friends unless it leads to a relationship or nsa partner, but even with nsa partners I have never hit an obese girl and I still am picky!
but like I said - I made it difficult on myself as soon as I first started chatting with her
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
wait she's POOR? nevermind thenyou could just be friends though, for real. you might like her.
― harbl, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
you are just way way ahead of yourself imo.
if I do take her out tonight my only hope is that I am wrong about what type of people I'm interested in meeting (maybe friends is okay). but as you all can tell I am feeling pretty weird about taking her out so I probably shouldn't do it at all
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i think you are giving yourself a little too much credit in this situation.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, aren't you living at home with your parents?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
xp i wasn't being cruel, i think people often cause themselves unnecessary stress by scripting difficult situations that might never happen.
― estela, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
keep diggin' that hole, big man
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
if anything, what I learned from all this is that I should never tell a girl that she is pretty in an introductory e-mail on a websites like okcupid. it might scare her off
this girl has scared me off and I totally agree estela
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
xp to estela: - oh definitely, but it also functioned as a pretty powerful zing, dear.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
did it occur to you she may have offered to hang out of pity since you made such a point of not having anyone to go with?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i got nothing to hide
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I would have taken her - the concert got canceled.
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
what about that scarf collection
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
women's, men's or both?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
we're gonna stop talking about my situation because I rather hear yall's OK CUPID stories from now on (and I hadn't planned on talking so much about this in the first place. I fail at being 100% open to everyone about anything - it's a personality trait of mine that led to a much longer board exchange than it should have been.. and it also led me to talking to this girl in the first place)
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly though, estela, tehresa, and the other girls reading this: would you be scared if a guy said you are pretty in an introductory e-mail off a dating site?
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
it depends on what else the guy said, honestly.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
are you a girl too?
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
a girl sockpuppet, yes
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
xp I always thought you are a boy kinda like the German dude I knew named Sasha. Maybe you come off as a boy?
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
what sarahel said, but no, not immediately. if that is ALL they said, i'd probably be annoyed and not interested.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
me & harbl:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Female_troll_2.jpg/180px-Female_troll_2.jpg
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
damn I would put my hand in that sockpuppet
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
^ the wrong way to go about it
― harbl, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
well the problem is I only want to put my hand in sockpuppets that don't seem interested in me
― iatee, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost - if it were just "hey you're pretty" i probably wouldn't bother replying, if he said other stuff that could start a conversation it could be fine though. it's not a SCARY statement.
i agree that you shouldn't go out with people you're fairly sure you won't be interested in, but it seems to me the bigger issue here is giving out a lot of personal information all at once to someone you're fairly sure you won't be interested in. maybe it's because i'm female and trained into paranoia, but i'd be careful with that even if i felt more excited about the person.
― Maria, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
the other issue here is that, if you said you were interested in meeting friends, why it's such a big deal to hang out w/ someone you don't want to fuck. but i guess you do want to meet sex partners and are just being dishonest, which is why most internet sites like this are creepy.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
otm
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I said I was interested in everything tehresa
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
but maybe I should scratch friends off the list.
― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
OK girls, I'll let you deconstruct how bad my last letter was to random stranger
Subject: hello miss mysterious
I like your profile.. my first impression is that you are adorable. I've always wondered if girls like you that seem to be really strong-willed (second impression) are girly-girls or not?
So that's my question. Do you have a girly-girl side to your personality? How would you describe the part of your personality that you said might get mistaken for "bitch" - the part of your personality that I guessed was strong-willed?
I have a side to me that isn't anything like the pictures of stuffed animals on my profile... yeah, I'm 100% male and probably more hetero than the average guy (that's why once you get to know me I could get away with posting pictures of myself with cuddly stuffed animals)
Please write back :)What is your ethnicity?