targeted facebook ads i have received lately

for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7484/blackadderpq4.jpg

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/sdfghjkl.jpg

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lol @ rhino horn neti pot

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard

lol. I shaved it in the summer

in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads

Cord Blood
Choose Only The World's Largest & Most Experienced Cord Blood Bank.
www.CordBlood.com

Cord Blood Bank Company
Free Cord Blood Buyer's Guide & Kit MD Trusted, FDA & AABB Approved
www.FamilyCordBloodServices.com

WAHT

umbilical cord blood maybe?

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING

umbilical cord blood maybe?

yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research

I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)

no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.

"the kid OR any direct relatives"

i wish i had got my shit together and done it

huh! did not know that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/BrOnXbOmBr21/the_more_you_know.jpg

this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg

i always get ones for Christian singles O_O

lol @ getting both of these at once

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Annual Green Card lottery
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shit! just missed out.

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/ghjk-1.jpg

I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!

was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/9/43/6002243428373_1_ba0dfde7.jpg

the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.

WHAT HAS CHANGED?!

wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs

Gynecomastia Shirts Vests
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lol

"MIRDLES"

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled3.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled4.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled1.jpg

i got an ad encouraging me to 'Ball out of control' with a pic of a lex coupe or something. i was into that one.

http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png

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lol chris botti

http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png

where the hell are they even getting this statistic

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6050/parents.tif

congrats!

apparently my biological clock is not doing its job so facebook decided to handle matters.

i got one for "at&t swag"

Why is this guy so happy?
[pic of monk]
He has a secret. Lucky for you, he'll share it with you. Then you'll be laughing too.

lol ur a buddhist

ya it was a ad for some tibetan dude's meditation course

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/18/45/6002240468834_1_29942895.jpg

O_o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/ironicnotfunny/WTF.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/les.jpg

ugh, figures i can't find it now but i have been getting the "ipod of shavers" one a lot lately. lol what does that even mean. also, my profile is naked without animated gifs.

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/hpnotiq.jpg

again with the baby crap!
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/baby.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/15g8ll4.jpg

They've got your number.

It's what happens when
vodka cognac, and fruit
go out with the girls.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/310/touchh.jpg

ever since i changed status to "single, interested in women" i keep getting these ads for LOCAL SINGLES but especially ASIAN SINGLES.

KNOW YR GRLZ

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/girls.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ttKl8bK.jpg

Change your underwear.

You've never felt anything like this before.

http://i.imgur.com/wvqjUTo.png

Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines

http://i.imgur.com/qB5agmm.png

ugh

Finally.

http://i.imgur.com/aLlekX5.png

http://i.imgur.com/jGrXyw6.png

loool nice work LL

<3 LL

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i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket

http://i.imgur.com/tfSbrM8.png

Fuck you

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57b59bn3H1rpq40to1_250.gif

http://gizmodo.com/how-to-stop-facebook-from-sharing-your-browsing-history-1589918083/+ashleyfeinberg

This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
https://secure.img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/27722/216528/300x250_AQ-2_P2Pxxxx.jpg

the FUCK

https://i.ibb.co/bHXWX9r/Screenshot-2021-07-02-9-46-11-AM.png