zing

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol old ilx

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

IT'S THE SAME

-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

WAU

THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link

Settle down there, slick.
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link

Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th?
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link

A

she should know, she's luna

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.

Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.

-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link

Expert testimony there.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link

those last two are great.

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

the elusive two birds with one stone zing

2 birds w/1 zing

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

thx 4 da description, blogger

-- luriqua, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't blog, i actually get paid.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Paul Barman is funny doodz lighten up.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

great now i'm being schooled in humor by Hurting

-- am0n (am0n), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

it wouldnt be too hard to write a script for it, would it?

i play random thread sometimes by just fucking with the threadid value un the url. not truly random because you know wether you're getting a relativley old or new thread, but still serves its purpose.

-- gr8080, Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM (Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM) Bookmark Link

man you must get bored

-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM (Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

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Not the zingiest zing, but I love the 25 day gap in between posts.

the best ever zing involved a long gap like that. i wonder if i can find it.

L'espirit d'xpostier.

L'espirit d'xpostier.

Indeed. It's something like how it's always mentioned that in 2001: A Space Odyssey there is the longest flash-foward ever in moviedom.

Nu-ilx in video form: http://www.break.com/index/wussy-skater-fight.html

playing the same part yr entire career takes a toll

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:30 (Yesterday) Link

I can only hope playing the same part on this message board over and over leads you to attempt suicide one day, too.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:32 (Yesterday) Link

alex in baltimore acting really defensive on that thread, what is dude's deal?

i'm with alex in baltimore. what's YOUR deal.

i just thought it was unnecessarily cuntish and not a particularly funny zing </save-a-morbs>

you dont think the original comment wasnt particularly cuntish?

eh, yeah, but no more so than anyone else's

let's look at what they're saying:

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.
Alex in Baltimore: I hope you kill yourself.

everyone seems pretty cunty today!

people are being friendly enough over on the girly products thread

yes but that thread is cunty by definition innit?

Morbs: Owen Wilson is not a good actor.

No, this is what douchebags THOUGHT I was saying.

that's not what i thought you were saying.

I. It was a zing
II. This is the zing thread

OK GUYS IT IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

morbius: I AM DISSATISFIED WITH THE FILM CHOICES OF ONE MR. OWEN WILSON. ALSO, THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH BECAUSE WHO CARES.
other ilxors: DUDE U IS ALSO WASTING BANDWITH GO WATCH SOME KINSKI APPEARANCES ON FAIRIE TALE THEATRE
alex in baltimroe: IF U R GOING TO MAKE ILL ADVICED ZINGS I WILL DO SO TOO IN V CUNTY FASHION
everyone: o gosh what a predicament!

this is basically what happens on every single thread about a celebrity except change "alex in baltimore" with whomever happens to be in a bad mood and has read enough of morbs/shakey/whoever posting OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER about how, basically, celebrities are stupid. i mean pplz should not be still surprised by this, it's funny at this point, the meaner a zing is on those threads the funnier it is too. imo at least. vicious circle etc.

also n/a otm!

i'm just disappointed that it didn't result in a hilarious thread like friday's lou reed thread.

well ELLIOTT GOULD RIP then.

btw, I wouldn't necessarily blame Owen Wilson for his 'choices' as they are the kind of dumbass movies even 95% of smart ppl gorge themselves on, so I guess he like to eat and date models.

(or did)

dr morbius did you like zoolander?

eat models??

I didn't hate it, but it seemed like an overblown 10-minute sketch.

To me he'll just always be the guy who did something completely knocked me on my ass with the originality of the Bottle Rocket character, then co-wrote Rushmore. And then did a bunch of stuff I didn't want to see.

thank god morbius has finally weighed in on owen wilson. now: a nation rests.

I always forget to weigh in on the momentous shit like who the fuck you are.

maybe if i spent more time being needlessly catty on RIP and suicide threads, eh morbs?

sorry I didn't have the proper context for that zing, but I am not overly concerned about owen wilson's cry for help or the thread for discussing it

wah wahhhhh

zing RIP

heaven needed zing culture