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so THAT'S who built the pyramids!

100 year old Aztecs.

that's what my dad said

someone explain this crossword clue: big foot? = EEE

is that a european shoe size or something?

width?
or maybe it's like OMG BIGFOOT EEEEEEEEEEEE

EEE indicates width in a shoe size. It also shows up in a lot of crosswords.

Tausig's puzzle this week was the easiest of his I've ever done: I did it on the way home the other night, and I was done before I got to Fullerton.

yeah, i agree, super easy (both the inkwell one and the one in the Onion)

i like doing easy crosswords though :>

Yeah, I meant the Inkwell one. Haven't done the Onion one yet.

the past couple of weekends sarah and i have taken the onion and reader crosswords with us to brunch and traded them back and forth while waiting for our food. most obnoxious cute couple thing to do y/n?

y

no, that's a good system

more obnoxious than doing it: braggin on the internet about doing it

;)

but if i don't brag, who will appreciate the beauty of our pure love?

the baby jesus

coooooooooooouuples
doing crosswords tooooooooogether
hooooooolding hands
dooooon't you wish you were like them
yooooooou're going to be doing crosswords alone ...
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

laaaaa deeeeeeee da deee daaaaaaaaa

who are you

a smug chanteur

who are you???

do you even know?????

nick, i got over the hump, i listen to seven second delay now

i do know
i am an equato

i'm planning to get faded at a baby shower tomorrow

señora roboto

i'm sick just in time for the weekend! yay me!!

equato sounds like one of those made-up fruits where they force two fruits to have sex to one another. like ... a cantelope and ... a tangerine ... and a ... blueberry. a menage a trois de fruits.

Mel Gibson's Equato

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD? GIVING REMEDIAL COMPUTER LESSONS TO 50 YEAR OLD WOMEN. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HELP, THEY WANT ME TO GIVE UP AND DO IT FOR THEM. GOD I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THAT SO MUCH.

HOW DO YOU BROWSE FILES? HOW DO YOU BROWSE FILES? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

It's entirely possible that I have had too much coffee.

I'm going to be doing crosswords alone forever.

Pluots are so delicious.

I prefer doing crosswords alone, too.

But that's largely because I like the sense of pride and accomplishment, where I can be like I DID THAT ALL BY MYSELF.

Wamu's hold music sounds like the intro for "Like a Virgin"

before i moved in with jen our sunday morning ritual was doing the online crossword in the irish times, euro spellings fucked us every time.

i have an as yet unfulfilled fantasy about sunday morning in bed, including a lady, coffee, and crosswords. maybe waffles.

my left eye has been twitching uncontrollably for the last few days, wtf

Hey, what does "FTW" stand for?

for the win

jordan, don't be greedy. i'd settle for a sunday in bed with any one of those things.

is it really so much to ask?!

(i guess the lady is the key part that i've been missing)

Fuck The World

waffles in bed seems like a bad idea to me, especially if they have maple syrup on (which they must do). i can't even imagine having syrup seeping into the mattress.

Fear The Waffles

i can't even imagine having syrup seeping into the mattress.

of all the things that could seep into a mattress maple syrup is probably the most innocuous.

just don't use too much syrup, waffles are nature's syrup holders. or sometimes i make sour cream waffles and top with sour cream.

btw, i have my cold brew coffee cold brewing at home. or, i guess it brewed last night, and now the concentrate is draining. i'm a little skeptical of the microwaving part, but i look forward to not having to make coffee for at least two weeks.