Deal breakers

makes plans for both of us on sunday afternoons between september and january.

wets the bed.

favorite movie is nightmare before christmas

jumps on the bed and breaks it like jane out of BB07

gets all squee when a disney film comes on

auuuuggggh latebloomer and almanac so OTM about taste in film auuugggggghhh

is proud of both appearances in the "girls gone wild" series.

was totally thinking of this as a thread idea yesterday.

likes all kinds of music except country and rap

I called a girl out on this once and she was pisssssssed XD

can't conceal butt crack (in public)

like if she isn't physically capable of concealing it... or if she does conceal it you want no part???

cats are bad, tatts are worse.
brags about the antidepressants she's on
makes personal decisions based off political bullshit
doesn't make me feel pretty

never worked a day in their life

marlboro smoker

ok not really but

hates going to shows.

Tiesto

doesn't "get" my "jokes"

laughs when i say shit that isn't actually funny

unwilling to call bullshit

can't keep fingers out of own orifices

laughs when i say shit that isn't actually funny

BIGTIME

has a favorite jeff foxworthy routine.

defensive basically all the time

has perpetual chip on shoulder

^^

cannot be left unattended with pals w/o getting quiet and not talking to anyone

is 'honest' but their 'honesty' is actually 'being a bitch'

still likes unicorns.

afraid of dirt and stuff

still likes unicorns.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:59 (2 minutes ago)

botw

she BETTER like unicorns is all i'm sayin'

talks like a baby, esp in bed 'i wuv wu so much!' ugghh

is 'honest' but their 'honesty' is actually 'being a bitch'

unwilling to check out things that are different from what they usually like

they make a big deal abt how "weird" my tastes are, in a condescending way

not that being a milquetoast is the worst thing in the world -- it's just when it's accompanied by defensive reverse-snobbery. actual snobbery is a turnoff too.

won't let anything pass without a definitive hilarious/wry COMMENT on it

talk about themselves all the fscking time

^ at the expense of everyone else

loud in public

hates weed

tells all your mates you enacted physical abuse when you didn't

pushy, possessive

not 'racist' but likes to group people into types because it's 'funny.'

entitled and jealous at the same time

as passive-aggressive as i am

KEEPS TRYING TO FINISH A SENTENCE AFTER THE PREVIEWS HAVE ENDED

top/bottom only

cuts you off mid-sentence

loses vibrator, ransacks kitchen looking for alternatives

the butt crack thing is just in reference to chicks who are either
a. completely ignorant of their constantly exposed ass/thong/whatever
b. aware of it but don't care to cover it up like a decent human being

c. think it's hot

posts in a boring manner to the 'deal breakers' thread

facebook/myspace addict

gawker media