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And why the fuck is Safari using 130MB of RAM when the only page I have open is this poxy one?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

so LAST TIME it was the logic board AND the RAM and THIS TIME it was just the RAM, that they weren't able to figure out last time because the whole mobo was acting up.

MAYBE IT WORKS NOW?!?! WE WILL SEE

xpost 6) There was a time in Mac days when that process was intuitive and the Finder was my primary tool for accomplishing those steps, instead of going and BLOODY WHINGING to unix sysadmins.

7) The Jay Beale slides from DEFCON deal with only one pane of System Preferences, but excellently illustrate the duplicitous wackness, shit defaults and general-purpose user-handicapping that goes on all over OS X.

8) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION to what I'm saying about my valid problems with this OS and quit acting like you get a paycheck from Jesus Jobs for standing up for his false adverts and lazy, bad MSFT-style design decisions.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

so LAST TIME it was the logic board AND the RAM and THIS TIME it was just the RAM, that they weren't able to figure out last time because the whole mobo was acting up.

MAYBE IT WORKS NOW?!?! WE WILL SEE

xpost 6) There was a time in Mac days when that process was intuitive and the Finder was my primary tool for accomplishing those steps, instead of going and BLOODY WHINGING to unix sysadmins.

7) The Jay Beale slides from DEFCON deal with only one pane of System Preferences, but excellently illustrate the duplicitous wackness, shit defaults and general-purpose user-handicapping that goes on all over OS X.

8) SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION to what I'm saying about my valid problems with this OS and quit acting like you get a paycheck from Jesus Jobs for standing up for his false adverts and lazy, bad MSFT-style design decisions.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha well I guess the html checker is broken, that bold tag wasn't closed and I tried to get rid of it, whoops.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

For the record, Tombot, I USE BOTH MAC AND WINDOWS. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. I am the absolute FIRST person to shut down ANY platform zealotry that happens around me. I don't have time for that shit.

DO NOT tell me to shut the fuck up and pay attention. I've been following this thread since day one - I was the one with the busted Shuffle, remember? The one that they ultimately replaced???

Believe it or not, I was TRYING to help you, but you're obviously too wrapped up in the bullshit conspiracy theory that Apple has gone out of its way to inconvenience YOU AND YOU PERSONALLY.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

(dude that's totally what Apple is doing)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It's an i-spiracy!

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(also I don't know if "QUIT BLOODY WHINGING" goes down a treat with other people when you are helping them but it seems kind of obvious to me that it's a surefire way to get Tom to type a million variations of "EAT MY ENTIRE SMELLY ASS WITH CHOPSTICKS" in humorous caps)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly. And he spelled whining wrong too.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(I mean, I'm just saying; I think the whole thing is kind of funny)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Exactly. And he spelled whining wrong too.

Nope. I said "whinging", not "whining".

http://infosecuritymag.techtarget.com/2003/jan/curmudgeon.shtml

(also I don't know if "QUIT BLOODY WHINGING" goes down a treat with other people when you are helping them but it seems kind of obvious to me that it's a surefire way to get Tom to type a million variations of "EAT MY ENTIRE SMELLY ASS WITH CHOPSTICKS" in humorous caps)


What can I say? I'm more than a little burnt out after 6 years of DAW-related Apple support, and I jumped at the chance to say something that my old job essentially forbade me to do.

My point is that while I can totally sympathize with Tombot's hardware issues, it strikes me as utterly petty & churlish to bitch about Dashboard and iLife when it's easy enough to get rid of both of 'em. They strike me as the absolute least of Tombot's worries, or they oughta be.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, wiping your entire hard drive to get rid of a couple programs isn't really the easiest thing in the world.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link


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Right, thanks for all that. But you still spelled the word wrong.

It's W-H-I-N-I-N-G.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it strikes me as utterly petty & churlish to bitch about Dashboard and iLife when it's easy enough to get rid of both of 'em.
That's not the point, though. The issue is that Apple gives us flare (Dashboard mostly, I suppose there are people who use iLife) rather than fixing things that screw up.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, "whining" is spelled w-h-i-n-i-n-g.

However, "whinging" is spelled w-h-i-N-G-i-n-g, as in "Wow, Mr. Que sure is doing an awful lot of whinging about the correct spelling of the word "whining".

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, it's the same word just spelled differently. As y'all are wont to do.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, wiping your entire hard drive to get rid of a couple programs isn't really the easiest thing in the world.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 3:14 PM. (later)

Granted, that's more of a worst-case scenario, like "Well, if you're THAT desperate..."
Dashboard is simple enough to delete - just drag the icon out of your dock, and trash any existing widgets on your Mac HD - without reformatting anything. I'm guessing one could simply delete the iApps (along with their preferences), but I'd be worried about not getting rid of them completely.

The issue is that Apple gives us flare (Dashboard mostly, I suppose there are people who use iLife) rather than fixing things that screw up.

I know plenty of people who use iLife. Personally, I would have jumped for joy had something like Garageband existed a decade ago (and by that, I mean a COMPLETELY self-contained, entry-level MIDI & audio sequencer that needs only the simplest of external peripherals to work).

And I agree with you about Dashboard - I think it's a useless distraction. Trust me, you don't have to tell me about "flare". I was an OS 9 holdout until last year!!! My first reaction to OS X was "that's too... pretty". But the interface grew on me over time, and what ultimately won me over was its multi-tasking abililties, and this is what gets me when people rant about OS X: Does anyone really miss not being able to have more than two apps open at the same time, or having to remember which user set of extensions was active? I certainly don't.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Who will help me with my lovely Tiger query? What exactly is the point of Tiger? Is it generally thought to slow down machines of my spec? I only installed it so that I could use Google Earth and then I found out Google had released a version that works on 10.3 anyway.

(btw. I don't get Mr Que's whinge/whine thing. They are different words. Dogs don't whinge, for example. Am I missing some joke?)


Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone really miss not being able to have more than two apps open at the same time

Wha'? I (have to) use OS 9 at work and usually have about five apps open at once. Not that I'm sticking up for OS 9. It's rubbish.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i use itunes and iphoto. garageband very occasionally if i need incidental music for a video fast. imovie very very occasionally cuz some of its effects are easier & faster than after effects.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

idvd i don't get near. it sucks.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

(also if there's a good iphoto alternative i'm all into hearing about it)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Alba, I'm running a Quicksilver G4 which has been hot-rodded to be 1.42 Ghz (thank you, Sonnet Technologies), with 1.5 RAM (Logic Pro and Pro Tools are RAM hogs). I'm running Tiger 10.4.6, which does indeed seem a little zippier than Panther. It might be worth rolling back to 10.4.6 (a pain in the bum, I realize) - I purposely haven't upgraded to 10.4.7 because some of my fellow audio nerds told me they were experiencing weirdness.

My experiences with OS 9 were primarily music-related, and I found that if I was running Logic Audio and Pro Tools LE, then even booting a relatively "small" app like Roxio Toast was just asking for a freezeup. Pretty much everyone I knew who made music with OS 9 had similar problems.

As far as the whole whinging vs. whining thing goes, they are clearly different words to me, too. Don't know what Mr. Que was driving at there.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I use just about everything in iLife. iMovie when I just want to capture some video and don't want to bother with FinalCut.

Hell, I even use Pages when I have a Word file to convert. Otherwise, it's BBEdit for writing or InDesign when I need to process words.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

*running Logic Audio and OR Pro Tools LE*

Oops.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

What's the best way to roll back to 10.4.6? Do I have to reinstall Tiger and then find the combo upgrade to 10.4.6 somewhere?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Sadly, yes, although the 10.4.6 Combo Upgrade is still on the Apple site:

http://www.apple.com/support/downloads/macosx1046comboforppc.html

A "rollback" option would be sweet, wouldn't it?

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"flair"

alba, tiger has "spotlight" which is still a little too slow but is cool cos it indexes like everything on your hard drive including mail, address book, the contents of word docs, etc - i like it a lot

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I guess there is that. I haven't used it much so far. I used to use the Search thing on previous OS X versions that did the same thing but not as well (and if I needed to search Mail I used Mail's search). I don't often need to search for things on my HD. I guess if I rely on Spotlight then I might start using my computer differently and use it more. Dunno.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"flair"

God damn it, you're right.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

A "rollback" option would be sweet, wouldn't it?

can "time machine" do that??

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

The word "whinge" doesn't really exist in most of north america, or at least isn't used at all. I've never heard it in my life.

I'm guilty of iPhoto use, mostly to batch unload photos before uploading to flickr. iTunes as well, although the rest of the iLife stuff I barely touch. I have no idea what people have against Dashboard though, I've only ever had one widget that ate memory and even know a few people who use konfabulator on their pcs for a similar deal...

Conflating Spotlight and Quicksilver is kind of dumb when you're talking about a full-filesystem search versus whatever you have Quicksilver set to index. QS works great if I know what I'm running, Spotlight is nice if I'm just searching for a file.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The overarching point of my argument is that Apple is headed in a shitty direction, putting a LOT of effort into weird, proprietary "idiotproof" (the i's hidden meaning revealed!) toy apps, and if build quality/ "it just works" goes away there's nothing here to make me stick around. Doctorow + Pilgrim have made some very convincing arguments for OSS, esp. on Ubuntu - problem being Ableton doesn't run on any of that crap.

Faulty RAM stick finally replaced, I have eschewed Mail, Dashboard, and a host of other worthless garbage from my Applications folder and used Spotlight (ahoy!) to find and destroy their families. Now to download this Cog business, and Transmission, and Fugu all over again, and get to business.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I've started using iView MediaPro as an alternative to iPhoto (which I've never really liked/used). Mainly because it lets you easily keyword photos with EXIF tags that are then embedded and yours forever, rather than just letting Flickr keep the data. This can then be used in concert with PictureSync for uploading to Flickr.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(For those keeping score, Canada != "most of North America", so mike's US-centric argument is factually correct.)

(When ILX goes away, won't you miss me doing annoying shit like this the most?)

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Alba i think what I mean with spotlight is that it saves the step of clicking on your application and then doing whatever search you're gonna do or whatever. I use it to launch programs that aren't in my Dock, for instance. Much faster than clicking onto Finder, selecting Application menu, scrolling, double-clicking.. I know there are other apps that launch programs, but the exact same interface can be used to search mail, addresses, etc. Just start typing a few letters and the shit comes up. So to speak.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I like not having to type anything at all to launch an app, so Thee Method is to drop the Applications folder into the Dock and control-click on it there to turn it into a contextual menu. Even apps nested in folders with support documentation can be gotten at to launch.

Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah. my point is though that you can't use that exact same interface (control-clicking on the dock) to bring up address info, emails, etc. - i am dumm and need ONE thing for EVERYTHING. once i considered writing every single piece of text in a Eudora "new message" window. i thought it might give everything i wrote intimacy and zing.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Much faster than clicking onto Finder, selecting Application menu, scrolling, double-clicking

I put a shortcut to my Applications folder in my dock, then rightclick on it to get access to them all. But yeah, Spotlight's OK.

Anyway, I've gone back to 10.4.0 and all is dandy. Snappy, even. I've got Azureus running in the background and I'd not even noticed. I'll see how it goes and if some app needs a later version and I'm feeling reckless I'll try out the 10.4.6 combo update.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Alba how much memory does yr emac have?

stet (stet), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Thee Method is to drop the Applications folder into the Dock and control-click on it there to turn it into a contextual menu

http://www.pacs-portal.co.uk/Tips/images/startmenu.gif

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

stet - 512MB. I went up from 256MB to 512MB and didn't really notice that much difference so I'm reluctant to spend money on any more.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

That's because 512MB still isn't enough for Tiger to run well, in my experience.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 10 August 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh well, it runs OK for me, now.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

256 --> 512 = no difference because both are totally insufficient!

Euai "jon williams" Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Process Viewer not a good guide then, cause I've never seen the total processes in there add up to anything like 512MB RAM? I expect you're both right and you really need 20Ghz of it to even run TextEdit in Tiger, but I've spent enough upgrading my Mac and I'm happy with it now.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

20GB, I mean, but not really.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 10 August 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - lol TOMBOT!

fandango (fandango), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, did you buy the RAM elsewhere than from Mac? They tried to front like it was my RAM last time I went in, and who knows, it could have been a number of things, but that didn't really make sense since I bought it along with my computer and it was installed at the store for me. Then again, they also tried to front like it was because I had folders on desktop god forbid.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 10 August 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link


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