ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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let them eat cankles (jeff), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i rep for 'rec' btw. not sure about the upcoming sequel since the demonic possession/religious stuff in the first one seemed pretty weak & tacked on, but i hope it's good.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I watched the last 20 minutes of the ruins last week, it seemed terrible

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Last House on the Left remake has an interminable rape scene that kind of ruined the rest of the movie.

not sure how this differs from the original

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Is the original rape scene 10 minutes long?

smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't bring my stopwatch

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

did a search on imdb for horror movies released in 2009

PowerSearch Results
Here are the 1514 matching titles:

o_o

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

that's excluding tv and video stuff

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

and speaking of korean films, chan-wook park's new one, thirst, is about a vampire priest, it played for 5 days here and I missed it... grrr

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

terrible, terrible movie

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

did you like his other films

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i rep for 'rec' btw. not sure about the upcoming sequel since the demonic possession/religious stuff in the first one seemed pretty weak & tacked on, but i hope it's good.

I thought REC was great. I wasn't looking forward to the sequal but the one report I've heard about it was positive, so...

I didn't much care for the Brit horror movies mentioned above - Eden Lake, Severance, whathaveyou - though none are as bad as The Cottage. srsly do not watch the Cottage.

(oh wait, Brit horror The Descent was excellent).

DavidM, Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

martyrs fucked me up - i think i started a thread on it/french horror

the last house on the left remake was way less hateful and violent than the original but i kept getting distracted cuz the avenging moneyed class heroes had this fishy shadow over innsmouth look to them

i rep for it in basic ever ile horror film thread but home movie is the best dv/found footage horror movie ive seen - one of the best build-ups in a move ive seen recently

m.coleman (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

did anybody see friedkin's bug? seems like it might be good in an off the wall kind of way.

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm assuming you're not talking about the chris smith doc that i've been meaning to see for years

xp

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

bug was kinda bad, with some good parts. it would be better on stage, i'm guessing.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

The Haunting In Connecticut

i may have this mixed up w/ one of the other stories abt waspy white kids w/demons but was this the one with the medium and the sick kid? i liked it too although i almost felt it was more like a suspense or mystery film - washed out and grainy look and how sick and sallow every1 looked reminded me of british crime dramas

lol i have terrible taste but i also really vibed cry_wolf which is a pretty tense but hilarious teen horror/murder mystery

bug sucked btw

m.coleman (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

home movie not on netflix :(

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

It didn't scare me, but The Devil's Rejects was certainly the best horror-ish film of this time span. Inland Empire is beyond genre, but without a doubt the scariest movie I've seen in the last five years.

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

haven't seen [rec] or quarantine

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Inland Empire is beyond genre, but without a doubt the scariest movie I've seen in the last five years.

^ this

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i saw p2

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i also half saw half slept thru trick or treat last night

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

did you like his other films

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:55 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

liked old boy, hated lady vengeance

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

P2 is dope - ondemand all star

Yo! ILX Blaps (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Trick r' Treat
Splinter
Them

Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

hated lady vengeance

u mad

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan i think home movie is (certainly was) only available on ifc/comcast video on demand if u have it

lol @ inland empire. slocki iirc ud rep for the final destination series right? i think theyre good entertainment a+ death sequences imo

[rec]/quarantine are aight but not as great as the premise promises. havent seen the orphanage which is supposed to be a pretty good spanish horror film

m.coleman (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

the signal is a good one but it's so weird that i don't recommend it to many people

access flap (omar little), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i never saw diary of the dead b/c of bad reviews, but apparently i like camcorder/found footage zombie movies, so maybe i should give it a shot?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

btw if you see one of rec/quarantine, you really really dont need to see the other one, startlingly slavish remake for the most part, a few degrees south of that goddamn psycho redo

xpost i thought the signal was great great great, but yeah, really odd

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

app i like the word really

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Diary of the Dead kind of sucked unfortunately, imho.

Darin, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

bug is terrrrrrible

let them eat cankles (jeff), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I kinda loved Thirst and don't get the hate.

For:
Drag Me to Hell
The Descent
28 Days/Weeks Later
Pontypool
Inside
Rec
The Children
Home Movie
The Loved Ones (brilliant, funny Aussie horror)
The Strangers

Against:
Martyrs
Paranormal Activity
Hostel (never saw Hostel 2)
all the remakes (Friday the 13th, Halloween, Hills Have Eyes, etc.)
most big J-horror

Simon H., Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

also The Signal is pretty rad.

Simon H., Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol doesnt the signal have the same premise as the s.king novel cell??

m.coleman (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

"The Orphanage" is surprisingly moving, even sentimental. "rec" isn't bad, but it's essentially "Resident Evil" in Spanish.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

havent seen the orphanage which is supposed to be a pretty good spanish horror film

It's good. But more of a ghost story/mystery than an outright horror film.

His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots. (chap), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

but it's essentially "Resident Evil" in Spanish.

you mean the game, not the movie, right?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

how awesome does embodiment of evil look? I can't believe I've had this sitting unwatched on a shelf for 4 months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtPQh1AMl2Q

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Pontypool is a decent low-budget zombie movie (as in, you only see a few zombies).

smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

and this is the part of the thread where I rep for 30 days of night

I watched it a second time and enjoyed it a lot more than the first time

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/30_days_of_night.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

now let's talk about the mist again

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

30 days of night got off to such a great start, and i was so excited about it, and then it just stopped being scary and turned cartoonish

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Mist - Good movie, shite ending.

smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

really wanted it to be a creep-o slow burner, but noooooooo

how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i had forgotten about the ending of the mist, in my mind it stops with the fucking giant skeleton elephant thing

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

the mist was great

xpost oh man i thought the ending was perfect

xxpost yeah 30 days of night fell off for me as well

Don Quishote (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

the mist didnt suck but it surely tried my patience pretty much any time some1 made a speech in the cereal aisle

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link


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