I hate coffee

Seriously who are these people who thaw it out and re-freeze it every day? Their household must be chaos, what with siphoning all the gas out of their cars every night and pouring it back in when they want to drive to work in the morning.

my coffee's so strong i fill up my car with it

good coffee oils are crucial to a good cuppa

I pity you paper drip dudes

look, these are trusted coffee experts saying these things. it doesn't take that long for a tiny amount of condensation to form, and the oils in coffee are water soluble iirc. freezing a pound of coffee you're going to keep moving in and out of the freezer (even for a few seconds) is dumb. you guys are dumb.

think about allthose ice crystals you get in your gallon tub of breyers ice cream

i guess i'm dumb

Yeah, well, we froze it because we had to drive an hour or more to buy anything besides what comes canned in the supermarket. It's a compromise. Also I still don't really believe them about the DASTARDLY CONDENSATION OH NOES.

come to my house and drink my coffee. we'll see who is dumb

THAT'S WHATS HAPPENING TO YOUR COFFEE

let's freak out over coffee

condensation + water soluble oils = bad. i believe it because it makes sense.

i'm not the one freaking out. i've only used my caps lock key for one word.

that is DON'T

fuck grinding at a store, grind at home u loosers

let's call each other names over coffee and betray those who have shown us the way, starting back in May, back when we thought we didn't like coffee.

ugh que

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it's true i don't know how to make it anymore, it always tastes like acid it's disgusting please help

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:15 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was because i started buying coffee at the grocery store to save a couple dollars. i don't know what you're trying to say though? it has nothing to do with putting coffee in the freezer. which i have already conclusively proven is dumb.

oils in coffee are water soluble iirc

You did not rc.

WHAT

Bring some science, quincie.

OH I'LL BRING IT ALRIGHT

ok it's not a real oil but it's a water soluble thing

no it isn't

are you suggesting coffee is composed of fake oil

The essence of the coffee bean is seen as the oils. These are oils in that they float, however, they are also water soluble, which really makes them not an oil.

wtf

from gourmet-coffee-lovers-haven.com

well it isn't my fault that they are stupid and call not-oil "oil".

Roasting
A good roaster must be part artist, and part scientist, to maintain quality and consistency. It is during the roasting process that the sugars and other carbohydrates within the bean become caramelized, creating a substance, which is known as the coffee oil. Technically, this fragile chemical is not actually oil, since it is water soluble, but it is what gives the coffee its flavor and aroma.

its ur fault for not googling tho

i can't find where i was reading about this a month ago here is a book from 1922

Coffee Oil and Fat
It is well to distinguish between the coffee oils as they are termed by the trade and true coffee oil In speaking of the qualities of coffee connoisseurs frequently use erroneous terms particularly when they designate certain of the flavoring and aromatic constituents of coffee as oils or essential oils Coffee does not contain any essential oils the aromatic constituent corresponding to essential oil in coffee being caffeol a complex which is water soluble a property not possessed by any true oil True the oil when isolated from roasted coffee does possess before purification con siderable of the aromatic and flavoring constituents of coffee They are however no part of the coffee fat but are held in it no doubt by an enfleurage action in much the same way that perfumes of roses etc are absorbed and retained by fats and oils in the commercial preparation of pomades and perfumes This affinity of the coffee oil for caffeol assists in the retention of aromatic substances by the whole roasted bean However upon extraction of ground roasted coffee with water the caffeol shows a preferential solubility in water and is dissolved out from the oil going into the brew The true oil of coffee has been investigated to a fair degree and has been found to be inodorous when purified Analysis of green and roasted coffees shows them to possess between 12 percent and 20 percent fat Warnier extracted ground unroasted coffee with petroleum ether washed the extract with water and distilled off the solvent obtaining a yellow brownish oil possessing a sharp taste From his examination of this oil he reported these constants djf_ 0.942 refraction at 25 81.5 solidifying point 6 to 5 melting point 8 to 9 saponification number 177.5 esterification number 166.7 acid number 6.2 acetyl number 0 iodin number 84.5 to 86.3 Meyer and Eckert carefully purified coffee oil and saponified it within alcohol In the saponifiable portion glycerol was the only alcohol present the acids being carnaubic 10 percent daturinic acid 1 to 1.5 percent palmitic

it's from google books so the text didn't really pick up. sorry for all the fake words.

oil meaning the oily substance you see on the surface of darker roasted coffee beans that's not chemically an oil but what are you supposed to call it

i keep 1 bag of coffee in freezer for emergencies (like when i forget to buy more coffee). other than that, i buy whole beans about once a week and grind daily. mmm.

i wish i could afford all this coffees. i had the costa rica calle de copey cup of excellence at their shop and it was heavenly.

$25/12oz bag is some shit, though!

i hate paying for coffee

yeah it should be provided by the government since everyone needs it

place at farmers' market sells jamaican blue mountain coffee for $40/lb

sheeeeesh!

oil meaning the oily substance you see on the surface of darker roasted coffee beans that's not chemically an oil but what are you supposed to call it

coffee spooge

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*drinks coffee*

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place at farmers' market sells jamaican blue mountain coffee for $40/lb

Also, cosign on the Aeropress. I actually carry it with me when I travel. Now I just need a tiny grinder. Any leads?