Shart?
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link
go on "cutty", explain it
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 October 2009 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link
google provides
― cutty, Thursday, 22 October 2009 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, got it. it's another suggestion for the caption:
"it's shalt nor shart, woops it's shalt NOT shart oh nevermind.."
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"wait, which one are you 'oops'-ing about?"
― husband of blood - because of the circumcision (Z S), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― cutty, Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"I think he was meaning "ass" as in Donkey there"
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"What's it worth to you to drop the "cunnilingus" one?"
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
did anybody submit anything? man, we suck at this.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
this is promising tho
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/11/16/p465/091116_contest_p465.jpg
"It's her night off, actually."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
or more NYorker-y: "Funny you should ask. It's her night off."
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"Let's get this over with."
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"i bet you can squeal like a pig. weee!"
― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel like I've seen that before, but it makes me lol irl every time.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/14l7ywm.jpg"Christ, what an asshole.
― Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Man, I finally get an idea for a caption, but it turns out the contest is already closed. (I got the magazine a few days late.)
― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Kanye West wins:
http://dawnofsuperheroes.com/?SkaS7QwM
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lolled at a few of those!
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Next year's xmas cards!
"Please get back to cooking"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ozn6JNv21qat5d5.gif
I put the needles in me instead of in you.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
(As a sidenote, you may have noticed that there haven’t been new posts over the last few days. I was contacted this week by Condé Nast, which owns The New Yorker, about the blog using images that originally appeared in the magazine — I’m hoping to come to a satisfactory arrangement with them, but in the meantime I won’t be posting. Thank you all so much for reading and for being so enthusiastic about the blog. It’s been awesome to hear from all of you!)
Aww.
― Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh
― zvookster, Monday, 24 January 2011 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
intellectual property (noun): intangible property that is the result of creativity (such as patents or trademarks or copyrights)
antonyms: fun
― nanoflymo (ledge), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/02/07/g290/110207_contest_g290.jpg
Something like "She said she had experience of bar work..."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/05/02/p465/110502_contest_p465.jpg
"Now, will you listen to me?"
(What you reckon, too obscure?)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Love it
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"Look busy, the boss is coming."
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link
of course, yes.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link
this month's cartoon is particularly fruitful
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
"I must find the tree that killed my father.""That one was asking for it.""I came, I sawed, I conquered."
"That one was asking for it."
"I came, I sawed, I conquered."
All those 'finalists' are rub.
― Mark G, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
'I must find the tree that killed my father' isn't too bad imo, just made worse by context
― thomp, Monday, 9 May 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link
i really thought my "i told you we'd make better time on the freeway" was the kind of tired shit that they would love for this:http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, but those three captions are funny, for once.
Voting the cat one.
(still think my "Now, will you listen to me?" was teh graet, above.)
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/08/15/p290/110815_contest_p290.jpg
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link
"I need a chef right now."
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 10:36 (twelve years ago) link
"Fellas, we need the best batter available."
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link
ah, now that's a potential winner.
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link
OK, I entered!
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like that is too funny to win
― caek, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link
"Why are you on my bench, you are a chef, get out"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
"Go back to France"
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
submitting this w/a NB, 'also can you print 'asshole' in the caption comp?'
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Monday, 8 August 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
"chefs dont play baseball, guy"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
"how about you cook me up a win"
"wow i must be seeing things, a chef in the dugout, crazy"
― max, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm sorry, but paul simon is overrated, chef"
or, conversely, "Excuse me, are we in a restaurant?"
― Mark G, Monday, 8 August 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link