Chuck Asay draws a pretty decent John Edwards, but everything else about these is as bsrw as usually.
The "Which one has Obama refused to meet with..." lineup actually ends up making the opposite point. It seems totally reasonable that the President would want to meet with international leaders and foes, but cross a media institution off his to-do list.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
kinda like how the current President hates to talk with the press
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.08.02.Obomba.jpg
different Obama face here. Pointy ass chin, but no huge wall o' teef. The ears stick out, but aren't huge dubya-sized jackass/radar dishes.
― kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
wha-? he just said he WOULDN'T nuke pakistan
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-02.png
thank god Gaggle is finally attacking Halliburton, KBR, ConAgra, Boeing, etc etc etc.
You think these assholes ever heard of the Tennessee Valley Authority?
― kingfish, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070803.jpg
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BBE452B1A-BBA8-459E-BEEC-C771B45380F3%7D.gif
There's something about the accusations of hypocrisy here which is amusing, seeing as how the guy being reported on runs enough media outlets to deliberately increase the level of sensationalism in the culture.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070802.jpg
Again, the assertion that context, intent, or motive doesn't matter at all in any crime is bullshit and so thoroughly ignorant of both the letter and the spirit of centuries of anglo-american common law. If your truck blows a tire and you uncontrollably swerve into oncoming traffic which results in somebody dying, you're automatically guilty of murder now, ain't you. Terrorism is only so a crime so much as property is damaged or people are killed. Hate speech and hate crime are the same thing, right? like, they both have the word "hate" in them!
― kingfish, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/whosdaddy.jpg
didn't think this one through, did he
― abanana, Saturday, 4 August 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Well that headline likely refers to the two war-supporting, Bush apologists from the Brooking Institute who the administration sent to Iraq to get piggy-back rides from Gen. Petraeus, and who came back to provide the "even these feerce librul critiks think the Serge is werkin" meme. The fact that the media still buys into this suggests a high Midichlorian count in the Executive Branch.
― mulla atari, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
thanks for mentioning those brookings stooges. saw both of them on various shows/in various articles talking about how great iraq is doing, i've only noticed crooks and liars talking about how full of crap they are.
wikipedia says the brookings institution is traditionally considered liberal. unh?
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:05 (sixteen years ago) link
they were, not so much anymore
― kingfish, Sunday, 5 August 2007 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8405_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8406_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8408_thumb.gif
such odd representations of teef
― kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8409_thumb.gif
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070804.jpg
― kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.
― kenan, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
re: thickening arctic ice
http://www.planetwater.ca/research/sea-ice/IceD.gif
― kenan, Monday, 6 August 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
when the history of this age is written, I hope that attention is paid to the tribal epistemology and completely unconscious adoption of postmodern relativism by those who spent decades decrying it.
― kingfish, Monday, 6 August 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/080607.jpg
I'm confused - things are going so well the Iraqis are kissing our asses... or the damn dirty lib'ruls have so constrained our troops so they're forced to "kiss <towelhead> ass"?
― milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
kind of amazing how she keeps up the naughty hipster librarian look even in body armor
― milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
otherwise mr. muir would not be able to yank it to that cartoon
― kenan, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
haha stolen from ed begley jr. himself! not to mention that episode was like 8 years ago.
― tremendoid, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
It does not surprise me that the duck completely misrepresented/misunderstood the new information on gray whales.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8405_thumb.gifhttp://files.blog-city.com/files/M05/127853/p/f/bush_thumbs_up.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 6 August 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/images/08_06_07/EightPM450.jp The countdown to cancellation continues...
Again, it's the impotent nashing of teeth against the dirty fucking hippies I find hilarious. That this guy has it to the point of delusion is even better. Sure, why not take out your angst of the collapsing of your heroes thru your colored pencil scribblings? Go ahead and deny the results of Neilsen ratings for the last coupla years if it makes ya feel better.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/080707.jpg
Again, is Muir going on as if this is way things are, or the way it should be? Or, again, is it a bit of self-delusion where the guy is trying to reinforce his delusion thru his scribblings? Hell, there's plenty of great guys over there doing great things, but there's also a lot of guys put thru the wringer and not doing such nice things.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0807j.jpg
wokka wokka
― kingfish, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
obama looked better as a broad racist stereotype. wtf is that caricature?
― kenan, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
shit, we're missing the first cartoon:
http://www.patriotart.com/images/08_06_07/EightPM450.jpg
or the current art on http://www.patriotart.com right now
― kingfish, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
whoah
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
why is tommy thompson walking martin scorsese? that's so abstract.
― kenan, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
dada rightwing cartoonists
Isn't Olb getting like the second-highest ratings on prime-time cable news?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
appears not
FOX___ THE OREILLY FACTOR________________ 375 FOX___ HANNITY & COLMES__________________ 362 FOX___ ON THE RECORD W/GRETA_____________ 351 FOX___ FOX AND FRIENDS___________________ 318 FOX___ THE OREILLY FACTOR (RPT)__________ 303 FOX___ THE FOX REPORT W/S.SMITH__________ 292 FOX___ AMERICAS NEWSROOM_________________ 279 FOX___ SPECIAL REPORTW/BRIT HUME_________ 263 CNN___ LARRY KING LIVE___________________ 252 FOX___ LIVE DESK W/M.MACCALLUM___________ 235 FOX___ FOX NEWS LIVE_____________________ 224 FOX___ FOX & FRIENDS FIRST_______________ 223 MSNBC_ MSNBC INVESTIGATES (RPT)__________ 215 FOX___ STUDIO B W/S.SMITH________________ 209 MSNBC_ MSNBC REPORTS (RPT)_______________ 207 CNN___ ANDERSON COOPER 360_______________ 205 FOX___ THE BIG STORY W/J GIBSON__________ 204 CNN___ LOU DOBBS TONIGHT_________________ 203 FOX___ YOUR WORLD W/NEIL CAVUTO__________ 198 MSNBC_ COUNTDOWN W/ K. OLBERMANN_________ 185
avgs for july
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
CABLE NEWS: RELEVANT
durrr
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
this stems from old news, olbermann put o'reilly on the "worst person in the world" list about 500 separate times for being a liar and a shill, and o'reilly's only response, ever, has been to 1. threaten some radio call-in dork with criminal charges and police action for SAYING "KEITH OLBERMANN" on o'reilly's show; 2. talk about how much better his ratings are than olbermann's.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-07.png
haha, rich media newsreaders are happy when their 401Ks tank. All libruls are!
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-06.png
― kingfish, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Uh, doesn't the NYT keep publishing Michael Gordon's "My super secret sources in the military tell me that Iran has cooties..." pieces on the front page?
― mulla atari, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yup. not to mention a coupla years of Judith miller, or the folks on the op-ed pages.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
didn't the NYT basically con everyone into believing the 'intelligence' on iraq and get us into that fucking war? isn't the NYT the paper than recently ran that brookings instution shite-piece ("a war we just might win") about how we just another six months/year/six years/century in iraw to make it work?
soooooooo fuckin liberal.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
iraw, iraq, if it starts with ira- we'll bomb it.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.08.07.PennPal.jpg
Oh no, not sean penn! also, haw haws to hammer & sickle bedcover
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0808ad.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0808bd.jpg
what, couldn't run the "fishing expedition" strip again?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0808dd.jpg
jesus fucking christ
― kingfish, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"can't government engineers and bureaucrats do anything right do their jobs for free?"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
What the fuck. As if it isn't within the government's purview to upkeep roads. Yes, let's privatize road building and upkeep. That will certainly go very smoothly.
― humansuit, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
dood didn't you hear those privately run schools and prisons are kicking ass
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
aha, if I go back a couple of days that earlier one makes complete sense - clearly we need Iraqi tort reform.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/080507.jpg
― milo z, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
PLEASE MOVE UR ASS AWAY FROM THE CAMERA
i stepped away from this thread for two weeks and am just agog at the cavalcades of LAFFS
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus, the first panel of that Obama one, with the gun in the holster labeled IRAQ . . . I mean, you need a team of PhDs just to unpack the bullshit in these peoples' worldview.
― Phil D., Wednesday, 8 August 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, Chuck Asay, here's a big fuck you from Minneapolis.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 9 August 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Even in androgynous body army, still shines through the Mad Ass For Days.
― Abbott, Thursday, 9 August 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Chuck Asay is easily the worst of this lot.
― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
pls to explain what this means
― Maria :D, Thursday, 9 August 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
what i mean is that modern american politics is tribal(blue state/red state bullshit, for example), and there are plenty of people who have had the "media is biased, and therefore untrustworthy and to be discarded" thing drilled into their heads that they can only believe certain media outlets that agree with what the Party is putting out.
the postmodern relativism bit refers to people only believing in things in certain people report them. Stephen Colbert understands this better than almost everybody else nowadays(check his interview with the Onion). It's the attack of "objective media" by people who would happily replace fact with opinion, which, as guys like Chris Hedges write, is a big step towards American Fascism.
But more later, when i've sobered up.
― kingfish, Thursday, 9 August 2007 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/images/2007_07_09_Wheel_Of_Misfortune.jpg
― humansuit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link