HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

Erdos was the man

oops, I cut out the Bacon part of that

also bullshit that Aaron's connection is "strictly facetious and fatuous," let the man have his Erdős number

I mean how many people have signed baseballs that Erdős has also signed!!!

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found this photo in my friend chris anderson's photo stream, he was standing directly in front of me when he took it:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/172019975_4a463ed654_o.jpg

^^^ that IS awesome

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/cute_condons_horoscope.jpg

http://inventorspot.com/articles/top_10_weirdest_japanese_condoms_5537

rw, it was at sub-t, with the low ceiling over the stage the bouncers were NOT happy.

i'm reading a great book on erdos right now:

Erdös: MY BRAIN IS OP E N < >

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^^^ my homey went camping, got licked on by chipmunks

AAHHA HAHAHHHH AAAAAAAJHHHHHHHH legs tickling unconsqueeably just thinking about it

NO WAY!!!

Cuteness beyond measurable limit!!!

so yesterday i did the manual labor until like 9pm. drywall, framing all the shit. then i was like, i think i'll go climb a 12300 ft. mountain. (this is where things get gringi5h!)
so i pack my pack, pack my pipe (exhaust pipe with a banana. that joke is still funny even when it's my car!) and i drove up to the mt. got on the trail solo at 10:38 last night (course nobody wants to night hike. wtf). hiked till 12:25. threw the bag down to sleep at like 11300 ft. smoked, perfect. woke up at 8. summited and back to truck by 12::22 this afternoon. anyways, 2 things happened. chipmunks almost ate me alive in the fashion of a swarm of red ants or giant flock of birds. on the summit, those fuckers were after me. well, basically i stayed still and then they started crawling on me and licking my sweat. grooooosss! OMG!
so i thought, hey, i'm like the chipmunk whisperer (heady points?). BUT THEN. walking off the summit, oh look what is right in the trail on the ridge of a mt... a big fucking big horn sheep. he was pissed. he was sort of tryin to step to me. which is hilarious because as brett knows, when you hike alone, especially at night but really anytime, you will have a recurring thought about an animal attacking you and you killing it with bare hands, a walking stick, and your knife. always the knife. then you'd be on the cover of a local newspaper and you mentally write the outline for the story and think about the quotes you'll say to the reporters. brett, if i'm wrong, tell me. so last night i was thinking if a big horn started charging me, my quote would be "hey, i just gave it the matador treatment, i held out my pack, let him hit that, then sunk my knife in his side and his momentum ripped him open from shoulder to hip. no big deal, this sort of thing just happens in the wild. "
so there the sheep is, and i'm like "hey, dont ram me" and he keeps like walking closer to me trying to punk me. meanwhile i have my knife in one hand and my cam in the other. and i was near a tree i figured i'd use for cover if shit got real. i remember mentally changing the newspaper story to incorporate the tree, while it was happening. but i just gave him space and he chilled.

also laurel check yr mails

(i think the pic of the bighorn didn't make it, tho :( )

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THRILLER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

AHH just came here to post that

unbelievable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPg9GWBoL0

^^here's another one, diff song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bK63uSTTNs

japanese game show

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/M_Patton/cover_artwork_by_hipgnosis/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NbURDW6CZY

I didn't know Hipgnosis did that T Rex cover

I thought they did this one too. It's not on the list but that fact that they're credited w/ doing "Hey Drag City" makes me think this is probably them.

http://storage.kanshin.com/free/img_5/56074/498004839.jpg

(gastr del sol "upgrade and afterlife")

that thriller jail thing is on the island where mother in law grew up. THEY CRAZY!

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yes that is awesome

haha. the very first thing i learned about filipinos is they fucking love dance routines

xpost - that thing never gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDJTLAyTNw

http://a98.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_11dfc7095c4859161126f6a838417b29.jpg

i think this blends the best of certain noise worlds:
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http://www.japadog.com/en/index.html

i learned abt this on awesome mtl foodz blog that also featured this photo from the japadog cart!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1081/812191721_05117367d0.jpg

how cute, they're playing rock, paper, scissors

no pork on ice cube's fork

Malpelo Island (Spanish: Isla de Malpelo) is an island located 314 miles off Colombia's Pacific coast ... ome of a unique shark population; swarms of 500 hammerhead sharks and hundreds of silky sharks are frequently seen by diving expeditions, making it a very popular sharkdiving location.

http://www.underseahunter.com/uh/images/divesites/diving_210_025.jpg

http://www.aquatours.com/cocos/undersea-hunter/images/uw_hammerheads_03.jpg

http://www.basebasebase.com/archive/images/2-pac%20%26%20biggie%20west%20coast_web.jpg
http://www.basebasebase.com/archive/images/2-pac%20and%20biggie%28east%20coast%29_web.jpg

xpost they talk about that in sharks in 3d remy! apparently hammerheads are one of the only sharks that will swim in a big group (school? herd?) like that, they're mostly pregnant females.

shark schools, scary
those paintings, scarier

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you're doing it rong

I am? ok, bye again :-(

not so much you as que, stan.
SOLID PATATA SALAD RETURNS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTl1ARv-oU

http://flickr.com/photos/7440595@N08/

schefter ftw!

haha. so good. all of his public groups are good too

Grim reaper kitty! This is kind of awesomely sombre and sweet:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19959718/

Wowow

Dying people more closely resemble sofa cushions.

Websites as Graphs says this is what the noise board looks like

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