NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EMBLEM
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
from an unrelated nixon thread
destroys the next generation
― s1ocki, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
picard watch out for them rubbers bro
― latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Picard to Earth: Stay Home!
^^^lord custos suggest palestinians be exiled to another planet
― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
could this thread be the wrongest thread ever from what was originally a decent enough thread idea?
-- Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 8:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
otm re that thread.
― s1ocki, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.
― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember seeing slutsky's name and thinking "huh, dude thinks he's PRETTY funny".
― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Tracer, you may think I'm kidding, but I'm not. There might be thousands of inhabitable planets within a 100 light year radius. Enough for every possible group of angry misanthropes to get an entire planet to call their own. I look forward to such a scenario.
-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 5:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
intergalactic apartheid
http://images.andale.com/f2/125/115/8617084/1119380293748_Wolverine131SlurImage.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bnw, Friday, July 20, 2007 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i don't think i ever even saw it!!
― s1ocki, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking
― and what, Saturday, 21 July 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I *myself* am not implying that MC Hawking was "pretentious", ergo why I keep putting quotes around the word. I kinda assumed somebody else would. I'm actually a fan. And I think mister noodles hit it right on the head when he said: Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap. Yep, now that * Chuck D hasn't put out anything of relevance in nearly a decade * Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume * KRS-1 has essentially morphed into Oliver Stone with a Tan. * And worst of all nobody even remembers Arrested Development or DHH or PM Dawn.... I guess MC Hawking might be the only thing left.
-- Lord Custos III, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
black people = white people with tans
-- simon trife (simon_tr), Monday, August 19, 2002 7:01 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
Hmmm. How do asians and aborigines fir into your theory?
-- Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, August 19, 2002 12:27 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Saturday, 21 July 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
(in retrospect, what's with the Fink announcing Benoit as 'currently residing in Atlanta, Georgia'? Does that make him Ludacris Benoit now or something?)
-- Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 15 March 2004 05:54 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― creme1, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link
sweet, "rape pictures"
-- like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, November 23, 2006 3:37 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
at 2:30 PM, a large apartment building caught fire. After the smoke cleared, the only residents alive were white people. Why?
Cuz they were at work!
hahahahaaa
-- i sing song (roger adultery), Monday, October 11, 2004 7:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
When I run for President some day, part of my platform will include the formation of the Department of Spelling and Grammar in Pop Culture and Store Signage. This will be bad news for Christina "Dirrty" Aguilera, Timbaland ("The Way I Are"? Seriously? This is a hit? Why?), Fall Out Boy ("Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"), and every artist whose name starts with "Yung." All will be doing hard time in the clink, although none of them will have a sentence as long and harsh as repeat offender Nelly, whose new single, "Wadsyaname," has left a trio of beloved words — what's, your, and name — battered and bloodied beyond recognition. (Click here to hear it over at PopEater.) It's the musical equivalent of that drug-store poster declaring, "Its you're pharmacy!"
Admit it, you're totally going to vote for me. President Slezak. My mom will love that!
Also: Who else should be taken away in handcuffs my first day in office?
― and what, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/08/nelly-wadsyanam.html
Nobody in that comments box has yet mentioned "The Beatles"
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
when i IM'd that link to ethan my stomach started hurting at the idea that this guy is now an ostensible "peer" of mine
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/jackie_harvey.jpg
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
reading the comments there makes me want to cry
― max, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
comments boxes everywhere are pretty horrifying
― gff, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I'm a fucking copy editor and I don't care how the hell musicians spell things, as long as they're not writing something for my company. Fergie singing "like a child misses their blanket" does kind of grate, though.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
(xpost) Aren't they! they seem to be the nr1 idiot-attractant on the interweb!
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
in blacker, more misanthropic moods, i assume most people are like comments-box people...
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Katie Jane Mon, Aug 20, 2007 at 05:28 PM EST
The WORST offence:
“I am going to” is now “I’ma”. Four words reduced to three letters.
OH NO
― and what, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Ema Mon, Aug 20, 2007 at 03:15 PM EST
Any and all recording artists who use "shorthand" such as "I'm a Slave 4 U" or "Since U Been Gone" should be taken away and beaten with rulers until the grammar rules seep in. Is it that hard to slip in the extra consonants and vowels these words deserve? I think Prince started this revolution so he should bear the brunt of the punishment. I'd gladly join the Task Force on Grammar Inforcement under the Slezak Administration!
― and what, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice reference to the Revolution, though.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Inforcement
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22learn+some+grammer%22
― sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:wv_BUgHZngMJ:www.gateway.ualberta.ca/view.php%3Faid%3D6684+%22how+to+grammar%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=10&gl=us
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I was just about to post "the complete lyrics of If You're Feeling Sinister if they were written by RJG," but after a while a had a Custos flashback and thought better of it.
-- nabisco, Saturday, August 25, 2007 12:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Saturday, 25 August 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, the Latins are more orange coloured people than coloured people per say, no? You couldn't put Robin Gonzales next to Miss Eliott and have peoples mix them up :)
-- Comstock Carabinieri (nostudium), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 08:28 (2 years ago) Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 30 August 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I realize that I made a mistake and would like to apologize for it.
-- Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, January 10, 2003 4:36 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
* Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume
???
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 30 August 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
channeling patrin there
― and what, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Samuel Jackson as pissed-off Uncle Remus?
I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKIN BLUEBIRDS OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDER!
-- kenan, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:25 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link
"I AIN'T YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN BRE'R BRO!"
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:26 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
reminds me of classic dom post about dmx---
"I say, wouldn't it be funny if he'd said "I am not doing my seatbelt up... nigga!"
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:04 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
And that post was in response to some Shakey Mo bullshit on said thread. Circles within circles, man.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"i say!"
Custos OTM.
-- Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, May 3, 2003 1:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey guys. Do you ever just get sad? Do you ever just want to go to a place and be alone where people are very unlikely to come and bother you? You ever just want to BROOD ON A ROOFTOP?
I am feeling kinda down right now, and would like some good advice on the topic of ROOFTOP BROODING. Like, can anyone recommend some good roofs in the NYC area (preferably convenient to Astoria, Queens)? Is the brooding more effective if you're right next to some gargoyles? Is it better to brood on the steeple of a church, or on a generic rooftop with one of those wooden water towers? What's a better brooding position -- squatting down, or kinda leaning out over the edge as though you're about to pounce on the city?
Also, what are the potential downsides of rooftop brooding?
-- Mr. Perpetua, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:30 (4 hours ago) Link
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?!?? We can do better than THAT!
180 posts of "LOL old people"
― n/a, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Indiana Jones and the Custos Tribute Thread
-- ghost rider, Monday, September 10, 2007 8:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I didn't bother actually reading the thread.
― n/a, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link