Come anticipate Fabio Capello's two years as England manager with me

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and probably wouldn't get rounded like 3 times

ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Mancienne's a class act, pleased for him.

Oreo SB'd Wagon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope for your sake he's better than that other numptie you gave our country.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Glad to see you're not holding onto a grudge there big guy.

(About that other thing we discussed a few weeks back - sorry to be so tardy, we went on holiday for a week and I've been a bit in La La Land since then. Will contact you with firm proposal this week, promise.)

Oreo SB'd Wagon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Why on earth am I watching this? The only thing that interests me is the performance of Michael Carrick.

Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

the war + nazis mentioned 19:51

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

1966 mentioned less than 1 min later

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Where can I get a coat like Joachim Low's?

Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

loal!

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't realise Gomes was playing for Germany.

Neil S, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh and Jim, I will forgive the big fella when he scores a winner in a qualifying game, but til then that miss will forever remain in my memory.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope for your sake he's better than that other numptie you gave our country.

Now, come on, Kenny Miller's scored a few important goals for us...

ailsa, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Carson to Spurs

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS FUCKING BETTER BE PART OF SOME STUART PEARCE REDEMPTION NARRATIVE THING WHERE 37 YEAR OLD SCOTT WORK EXPERIENCE CARSON SAVES A PENALTY IN THE FUCKING WORLD CUP FINAL

AT LEAST BARRY CARRICK IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUSLY COMPOSED CENTRAL MIDFIELD PAIRING IMAGINABLE AY

reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Log out of your girlfriend's email account before posting, son.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH

reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

scottkeith.jpg

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Were Capello and Pearce arm in arm there?

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

"far more penetrative up front"

Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, Downing and Wright-Phillips have both had really good games. I don't think I'd ever realised just how physically strong SWP is, he's been riding challenges and keeping control of the ball really well all night.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS FUCKING BETTER BE PART OF SOME STUART PEARCE REDEMPTION NARRATIVE THING WHERE 37 YEAR OLD SCOTT WORK EXPERIENCE CARSON SAVES A PENALTY IN THE FUCKING WORLD CUP FINAL

AT LEAST BARRY CARRICK IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUSLY COMPOSED CENTRAL MIDFIELD PAIRING IMAGINABLE AY

[Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper]
Marge: Lisa, what are you doing?
Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction
Bart's absence has left in our hearts.
[Homer walks in; Lisa trips him]
Marge: Oh, that's sweet, honey.

The tit man from the hilarious 'Loudon Wainwright III' song (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

England were... worthy winners, weren't they?

The tit man from the hilarious 'Loudon Wainwright III' song (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Finally realised who Capello looks like too: Sully out of Sesame Street. Apologise if this has already been pointed out.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/3/3c/Sully.jpg/300px-Sully.jpg

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha great spot

Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Thursday, 20 November 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

England squad:
Goalkeepers: Robert Green (West Ham), Joe Hart (Man City), David James (Portsmouth).
Defenders: Wayne Bridge (Man City), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Rio Ferdinand (Man Utd), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Portsmouth), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Luke Young (Villa).
Midfielders: David Beckham (LA Galaxy), Gareth Barry (Villa), Michael Carrick (Man Utd), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), James Milner (Villa), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Man City), Ashley Young (Villa).
Forwards: Gabriel Agbonlahor (Villa), Carlton Cole (West Ham), Peter Crouch (Portsmouth), Emile Heskey (Villa).

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m6r9z5.jpg

it's...as if they knew

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2m6r9z5.jpg

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH

― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:27 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^this guy should post to more football threads imo

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link

lol a few tap-ins later and Carlton Cole goes from reviled journeyman to England elite

Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

no harsh feelings of course, CC ;-)

Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

^this guy should post to more football threads imo

I dunno whether it's possible to be a "stan" of an ILX poster, but yeah.

Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

where's rooney

GTT (jergins), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

He is injured, unfortunately. For quite a while.

Robin van Injury (country matters), Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Spanish Radio Nacional currently reporting that England fans have been THROWING ORANGES AND OTHER FRUIT around. Then in same breath the presenter adds that the English media haven't been going heavy on any racism-in-Spain stories in the run-up. Just as well, since England is hardly on the moral high ground now its fans are throwing perfectly edible citrus products around, eh?

Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

ITV's bigging up of their FA Cup coverage isn't fooling anyone, you know. Why am I thinking about watching this? Just because it's not Minder-starring-Shane-Richie?

ailsa, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

487 people at the Wales game. Good reaction to Toshack's new contract eh?

ducking kiosk monkey (onimo), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

to be fair, it was a friendly. In Portugal. And, er, it's Wales :-)

ailsa, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

shit, thanks for reminding me this was on

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i finally just realized why i haven't learned anything about football since being in the UK and it's because i've been listening to the television commentators instead of 5live

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

The only thing you'll learn off Alan Green is just how badly you want to punch Alan Green in the mouth.

Otto von Biz Markie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

The Spanish fans booed the English national anthem.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

The Spanish players came out late.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

David Pleat said 'clever, technical players'.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hey Robbie Keane has scored twice, in Ireland!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

nice camera work itv.

'mexican wave'?? isn't it just 'the wave'?

a q khan *released* (jergins), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Jaaames

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"A Villa-dominated England team are behind to a player called Villa".

Yes, well done.

ailsa, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sort of hoping that this England team will get beaten 4-0 or so. I'm not sure why. I guess I've often felt that way. OK that ain't gonna happen, but they could always do with being taught a lesson.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

A LESSON IN A FOOTBALLING SENSE

the pinefox, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link


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