tar+feathers?
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
CHEESE + feathers. hot molten fondue cheese. a literal cheese head.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hollow out his skull like a kappa and fill with delicious nacho sauce?
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.pantheon.org/areas/gallery/mythology/asia/japanese/kappa.jpggo long
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
The Mayor is reaching out to the community to create a list of the Mayor’s Top 4 things he can do to tastefully welcome back Brett Favre.
― access flap (omar little), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
not 2 cross streams here too much but i have been hearing a lot abt a certain AROD "having fun" now, all of a sudden, that he is hitting in october
― johnny crunch, Monday, 19 October 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
from don banks' snap judgments:
• It had to be fun for the old-guy quarterbacks like Favre and Brees to outduel the younger generation in Eli Manning and Joe Flacco in Sunday's headline games. Flacco darn near brought the Ravens all the way back in the Metrodome, throwing for 385 yards and a pair of scores, but Favre has pretty much been in a zone of his own since winning that Week 3 thriller at home against San Francisco.Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/don_banks/10/18/snap.judgments/#ixzz0UPDLk1ZvGet a free NFL Team Jacket and Tee with SI Subscription
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― access flap (omar little), Monday, 19 October 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
let's see how much fun brett's having in january.
― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
My die-hard Packer fan wife instinctively gasped in fear when Favre got sacked once yesterday, then paused, got mad at herself, and yelled "fuck that guy" at the TV.
― joygoat, Monday, 19 October 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the sports guy finally catches on
Vikings (+4) over STEELERSNoah in Seattle: "Can we start a petition stopping announcers from saying Favre is having fun out there?" But he's having fun out there!
― everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 October 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
drew brees and eli manning have a 2 year age gap ffs
― iatee, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
just a BIG KID
http://www.nfl.com/videos/minnesota-vikings/09000d5d8144d828/Sound-FX-Just-a-big-kid
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 19 November 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, came here to post that. "cliches are cliches for a reason". thanks, brian billick.
important note for any favre-haters who bother to watch: if you develop sudden chest pains, dizziness or blurred vision, seek medical attention immediately.
― Plasmon, Thursday, 19 November 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"Man...we need to get some piss and vinegar"
"You mean...like...would the vinegar be IN your piss"
"Yeah"
"That would hurt"
"Yeah...it'd sting uh lil' bit"
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 19 November 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/70451747.html
― goole, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."
-- Brett Favre
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
phil simms on favre - "he is a serial butt-slapper"
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 22 November 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/DrunkMarksTheSpot1.jpg
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 6 December 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't understand why this is on lamebook -- it seems pretty awesome imo
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
not if you were the person in the picture tho, then it would be pretty lame, for you.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 7 December 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty disappointing season for this thread, i only hope there's fun to be had in the playoffs
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
only 7 INTs. only a few days' worth of coach vs favre meltdown. : /
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
this might be his best season ever :/
― doomed... to fart (cankles), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i know : /
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah but they will still lose to green bay in the most hilarious schadenfreude game ever.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, he's had a monster year for real: 4K yards; 33 TDs; only 7 INTs.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
will still lose to green bay and i will take money on this bet. by money i mean more books written by famous nfl kickers.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
hey dudes don't send bad vibes to the vikes just cuzza farve!!!!!!!
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah cio
― into the young coconuts (gbx), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
j/k i don't really care!
― into the young coconuts (gbx), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Meh. I'm not anti-Farve. I'm pro-Green Bay.
I remember a time when magazines like Sports Illustrated ran stories predicting that Green Bay is such an uninviting place that it would never again build a powerful team. I like how the Packers proved those stories wrong: They won the Super Bowl, stayed good for a while, and now they're good again! Anyway, I hope they win this week, but I won't be sad if the Vikings win.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 January 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Still hoping he gets injured and Tavaris leads them to the promised land.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i hate to be a dick, but i still got favre jets hangover and i don't want green bay OR the vikes to make it to the superbowl
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I would be fine with the Vikings going to the Super Bowl if and only if Roger Goodell suspends both Favre and Jared Allen after an Arenas-Crittendon standoff, although I guess given Allen it would have to be with like, crossbows or spears instead of guns.
― C-L, Friday, 8 January 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
If it happened, it would be Brett Favre and Jared Allen getting in a deathmatch on the proper technique for catfish noodling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjA8Puh1BM
― earlnash, Friday, 8 January 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
After Sunday's game, Favre staggered to the podium, an abrasion between his eyes, welts on his forehead and tears in his eyes from the beating he took at the hands of the Saints...
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
they really were welts
― horseshoe, Monday, 25 January 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZYPriCxvoI
― leavethecapital, Tuesday, 26 January 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=4857518
"Nobody wants to take a year off," he said. "It's something I did and it happens with a lot of players, like Wes [Welker] [knee injury] -- he has a tough road and he'll overcome it. I have no doubt he will. Everybody deals with it at different times, unless you're Brett Favre."
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre told the Southern Miss Golden Eagles baseball team on Thursday morning that if they can make it back to the College World Series for the second straight year, he will return for one more season in the NFL.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5205640
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Shifting responsibility!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
brett favre told me if i eat one more egg mcmuffin, he's gonna wina superbowl ringi am doing this for brett
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 20 May 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think the Favre mania is quite as much this year. The dude just had some ankle surgery, it would be funny for him to go through all of that and then say 'nah I don't really want to play this year'.
When he finally does retire, he probably will come back a year later at like age 52.
― earlnash, Saturday, 22 May 2010 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link
honestly, nothing is ever gonna be as awesome as that last playoff game; dude should stop while he's behind
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 22 May 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5324899
"Favre has not yet said if he plans to play, but he's not sounding like a retired quarterback. Favre told the Sun Herald on Thursday on the Mississippi newspaper's website he would "love to go beat the Saints" in the season opener Sept. 9. New Orleans beat Minnesota in the NFC Championship Game in January."
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 25 June 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
so he's considering playing or retiring? i hope the media keeps a sharp eye on this.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't wait until i can unbookmark this
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 July 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
THE DECISION
AP SAYS BRETT IS NOT COMING BACK ZOMG CAN IT BE TRUE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link