TWITTER: I don't get it

does estela twitt?

http://twitter.com/iron0012

is this one of u

"Okay poop is coming out" is my favorite phrase of the day.

did anyone post the story about the guy who got out of jail in egypt because he twittered "arrested"?

one of my contacts twittered that story

UH OH!!! this just popped up on my screen!

Oh noes! @Wizardishungry just broke his wrist riding his bike over the Wiliamsburg bridge.

confirm/deny

jumping his bike over the Williamsburg gorge?

i love that j03 twittered this right away

^^^ sick googleproofing imo

http://harrumpher.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bikegeek.jpg

damn dude hope u ok

cool wrist hack

http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/05/31/hey-twitter-i-have-a-few-questions-too/

So I have a couple of questions, too, based on a couple of discussions I’ve had with people who say they’ve seen Twitter’s architecture.

- Is it true that you only have a single master MySQL server running replication to two slaves, and the architecture doesn’t auto-switch to a hot backup when the master goes down?

- Do you really have a grand total of three physical database machines that are POWERING ALL OF TWITTER?

- Is it true that the only way you can keep Twitter alive is to have somebody sit there and watch it constantly, and then manually switch databases over and re-build when one of the slaves fail?

- Is that why most of your major outages can be traced to periods of time when former Chief Architect/server watcher Blaine Cook wasn’t there to sit and monitor the system?

- Given the record-beating outages Twitter saw in May after Cook was dismissed, is anyone there capable of keeping Twitter live?

- How long will it be until you are able to undo the damage Cook has caused to Twitter and the community?

- What is Twitter for?

NEVER SEND A RUBY PROGRAMMER TO DO A DBA'S WORK

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sci-fi-7.jpg

http://twitter.com/NCR_Battlespace

http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20080630.gif

http://twitter.com/vanband101

http://animalnewyork.com/news/2008/08/chinese-interrogators-to-activ.php

http://www.boingboing.net/images/x_2008/blogospheretweethearts2.jpg

Oh no these two prizes r off the market.

hey noize.

I'm twittering 1,000 new release record reviews in 2009! Follow me if you like :D

http://twitter.com/1000TimesYes

Sorry. ts/dnr

This thread is a curious relic of the pre-Shaq era.

i hope facebook takes a hot steaming dump on twitter

Facebook is gonna be toast once people stop being themselves and building the identities they desire because grandma and grandma insist on being their friends.

omg so true!!!! any more predictions soothsayer?

you can put grandma on limited profile dawgs.

omg so true!!!! any more predictions soothsayer?

― marlon brando baby tiger (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 5:34 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

people will wear shoes on their hands, meatloaf will be against the law, and I suggest ban elmo argonaut.

fwiw, i don't facebook, I'm just guessing that's what will happen due to all my friends complaining about that more and more now that facebook is grandma popular

i doubt it dude, it seems way too built into people's lives now, as opposed to myspace, which was sort of a hobby on the side kind of deal. ppl totally structure their social lives via facebook now.

I knew plenty of people who structured their social lives around myspace.

dag whiney you don't facebook AND you don't know what a hellboy is! you are just miles ahead of all of us in this game of life dogg

ayo i'm not BRAGGIN 2009 that I'm not on Facebook, I'm just saying i think its days are probably numbered due to what my facebooky friends say

BUT PROVE ME WRONG WHEN FACEBOOK IS AROUND FOREVER HOOS

FUTURE HOOS

BIGGER HOOS

stronger better faster hooser

ban me

never

HOOSBOOK

I'm not on facebook either, but I'm always a late adopter on those type of things.

http://www.businessinsider.com/revision3-coo-twitters-through-home-break-in-2009-3

chickenshit 2.0

Swear there are times when I think I could just waltz into the Bay area and kick its ass.

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