Boy Floats Away In Balloon

http://i37.tinypic.com/20u8u1c.jpg

http://rochesterhills.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/250px-flat_stanley.jpg

Drudge spends a lot of his time thinking that. xp

this is cnn's top story? bombings in pakistan not sexy enough?

aw c'mon. "BOY IN A BALLOON OMG". we all did it.

#2 story on CNN: "Original KISS Drummer Beats Breast Cancer."

omg cnn now reporting the body was found in a field being eaten by wolves

kids in wells are passe

Boy found in South America wtf?

omg cnn now reporting the body was found in a field being eaten by wolves

Oh they are not.

#2 story on CNN: "Original KISS Drummer Beats Breast Cancer."

already posted btw:

KISS:C or D?

i hope the kid is hiding in one of his dad's presumably 28 storm shelters

comparing the bbc and cnn homepages is fun

This year's top Halloween costume, I'm guessing.

cnn now reporting the boy was found in a field eating wolves

too soon

wolf hunting season still a month away

MSNBC: A SECOND BALLOON HEADED FOR THE WHITEHOUSE HAS ALSO CRASHED

i don't believe there is a wolf

ur right, it's a pack of multiple wolves

their two sons were playing outside when the older boy saw the younger one climb in and the balloon fly away.

i mean...

OBAMA TO CONGRESS: WHERE IS THE BOY?

LIMBAUGH: THIS IS OBAMA'S AMERICA

i knew from the second i saw the first shot of that balloon in the air wolves were gonna figure into this somehow

airwolf?

their two sons were playing outside when the older boy saw the younger one climb in and the balloon fly away.

i mean...

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dad, falcon did it, serious

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Knowing-Wallpaper-knowing-5640381-1024-768.jpg

Don't worry, the kid is safe. It's the rest of us who need to be worried

I am trying to figure out what exactly the dad was thinking with building this thing

Let's build this sucker so my son can climb in, fly away, be filmed by tons of cameras and then ends up dead.

OBAMA TO CONGRESS: WHERE IS THE BOY?

― am0n, Thursday, October 15, 2009 8:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

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alive scenarios:
1) brother has run away, possibly with an assist from his brother
2) kid lying in ditch somewhere with broken leg
3) hilarious prank

dead scenarios:
1) fell out and died
2) either the brother or the parents killed him and this is an elaborate cover up

#falconfail

Wisdom via Twitter:

RT @morgan_murphy: right now would be a great time for a politician to admit he fucks horses. It would get BURIED under this balloon story.

Wonder if he received a bail-out?

#balloonfail

#wifeswapfail

#failcon

it occurs to me that its quite unlikely that a 6 y/o could launch this thing himself particularly if he was inside it

ok, tbh, no matter what happens, this is my favorite story of the year

Btw - #balloonboy family has three boys. I'm having a 3rd boy. Scratching "expiramental balloon" off Chanukkah list now.

yes 'boy climbs in / balloon then just takes off' just seems too much a coincidence (would hope so)

two brothers, one dream, some helium

http://images.travelpod.com/users/thomaswguy/1.1222738140.falcon-and-the-snowman.jpg

My first thought on seeing the balloon was that it was too flimsy and deflated looking to actually hold the 40-50 pounds of a six year old.

Countdown to idiot legislation banning amateur balloon flights in 5... 4... 3...

How soon we forget:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Walters

http://ballooney.ytmnd.com/

REACT: What information do you wish me to tell [the airport] at this time as to your location and your difficulty?
Larry: Ah, the difficulty is, ah, this was an unauthorized balloon launch, and, uh, I know I'm in a federal airspace, and, uh, I'm sure my ground crew has alerted the proper authority. But, uh, just call them and tell them I'm okay.

My first thought on seeing the balloon was that it was too flimsy and deflated looking to actually hold the 40-50 pounds of a six year old.

It does seem rather unlikely. I'm hoping it's a big charade, and the kid is hiding out somewhere.

http://sharetv.org/images/falcon_crest-show.jpg

prob the older brother did it - 50/50 the boy was actually inside

rad darkhorse scenario: boy was never inside the father did it all for publicity and is about to have a press conference where he informs us the government is controlled by lizard people

isn't that more of a darklizard scenario?