MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

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New Zealand Marmite is described as having a "weaker" or "less rancid" flavour than the British version.

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Which suggests that New Zealand Marmite *is* rancid, just less so than the Pommie version.

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Please note: Vegemite has been rancid-free since 1923.

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link

flagrant wiki vandalism there

jabba hands, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

wiki = anagram of kiwi

coincidence?

jabba hands, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Vegemite has celery and beer in it. Whats not to love?

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

gah i hate celery and beer

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:06 (fourteen years ago) link

we're straying from the key point here ppl: lxy and i got rid of the marmite and vegemite. im their home countries. this is cause for celebration!

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

dr pepper tastes like lipstick= A+++
rootbeer = yum but i didn't rwalize till about a year ago

lxy, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 u both even more than vegemite.

estela, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

what if they were smeared with vegemite

get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

there will be no taste test2 btw

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link

you can love a thing without having to lick it.

estela, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna send lxy and jergs a jar of DICK SMITH'S AUSSIEMITE

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

birch beer is better than root beer!

pato did you ever have cheerwine? try it u will like it!

tehresa, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

you can love a thing without having to lick it.

that's naive

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

no cheerwine for me, sadly :-(

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link

no cheer, lotsa whine

jergins, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha aussiemite

every spoonful contains essence of dick

get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Someone should send all a jar of iSNACK 2 or whatever the fuck the crap is being called now.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

gluten free!

tehresa, Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

free to ruin yr glutes

"i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm gonna send lxy and jergs a jar of DICK SMITH'S AUSSIEMITE

I thought this was going somewhere else.

RETARTED (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 October 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

the marmite plate spontaneously cracked itself down the middle. what does it mean?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2713/4387368551_e1b2596531_m.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

it means that marmite is awful and ppl who prefer it to vegemite are crazy

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

that is 100% true.

look at the grimace on that poor plate:(

estela, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

you ppl are crazy

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/IMG_0164.jpg

jergins, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

why does one recalcitrant dud always stick to the bottom of the box?

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i always like that stubborn one the best, it is a classic dud.

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2008 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

jergins, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

fyi i am now addicted to milk duds. normally i eat movie candy before the trailers have even started, but duds usually get me through to the opening credits.

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm glad but not surprised you love them, they are very you.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i ate some marmite recently, i was in wellington and i thought with <3 of you, justin3, and decided i would give it a fair go in the spirit of that deep and abiding <3, but sadly it tasted like puke.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

it was actually worse than i remembered.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

impossible as that seems.

estela, Friday, 26 February 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

you snapped the plate with the power of your mind, didn't you?

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

well i commend you for at least trying, my dearest estela.

ok so FOR REAL i am bringing back nz lollies in may and FOR REAL i am actually sending them out to lxy and jergins and tza this time.

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

yayayay!! jaffas for me plzzz!!! <<<<3333 (when are you going, lucky?!)

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

we haven't booked yet, but probably the first two weeks of may??

also i see an actual in-person visit to seattle in our near future... maybe we will hand-deliver the jaffas!!!!

just1n3, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

oh that would be terrific!! xoxo!

lxy, Friday, 26 February 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/6602814/Marmite-flies-off-shelves-while-traders-cash-in

to think i had thought all those terrible earthquakes had had no redemptive aspects.

estela, Monday, 19 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

I REFUSE TO TAKE THE BAIT

just1n3, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

favorite thread

lxy, Monday, 14 March 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link

I have discovered that avocado and vegemite work well together.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

Stupid poll results. Some of the worst poll results I've ever seen. Hate this place

H.P, Tuesday, 5 March 2024 21:56 (one month ago) link

I looked into this and these results are in fact correct

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 5 March 2024 22:01 (one month ago) link

I looked into you and realised where you got your name from (stinky opinions)

H.P, Tuesday, 5 March 2024 22:03 (one month ago) link

Look at the map above: Vegemite wins on land conquered.

H.P, Tuesday, 5 March 2024 22:05 (one month ago) link

I got really mad the other day because Anne Reardon did a bit on Vegemite and I usually love her stuff but she hates Vegemite and she ragged on it for a whole episode and said no one likes it unless theyre brought up with it from childhood, then proceeded to show a bunch of foreigners trying it straight from a fucking spoon. NO.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 22:07 (one month ago) link


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