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Her. You racist.

xpost

Jesse, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

kids books are for kids
young adults books are for young adults
adults books are for adults
large print books are for large prince
thesauruses are for dinosarauruses
picture books are for illiterates
internets books is for cum-muters
picture pages is for bill cosbies
nonfictions is for the truthees
fictions is for the liars

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Besides, all the books you listed that have been movie-fied, Jordan, aren't just middle school-level, they're also all sci-fi/fantasy specifically, and the bubble of interest in that genre should prob be considered separately from the rise of YA lately -- seeing as how historically everything but the coldest, most technical sci-fi has generally been downgraded in age by publishers and booksellers and the public opinion because of a lingering prejudice that adults "don't" read about things that "aren't real".

The upswelling of YA in the last few years should really be taken as part of the aging of a generation of readers -- there was a partic large bunch of children born about 12-15 years ago, and they've been carrying the industry with them as they aged. Five or eight years ago the surge was in picture books, and movies were made of Jumanji and that silly Christmas thing about the jingle bell (a great book but ew, TOM HANKS??), and others. Harry Potter just helped to open the way for those kids to read SF/F, but the age group was already poised to latch onto SOMEthing.

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't read fiction that is real.

dan m, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, me neither except for middlegrade and YA. I think I lose interest in people older than about 14 unless they're very good at remembering how to be 14 (or younger).

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

That all may be true, but still, I don't remember adults being aware of/into the books I was reading in middle school.

xpost, you mean only fake f1ction?

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I like reading about old people!

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

hey laurel, something you wrote about BF being offputting made me think that you would really like plexi 3. see if ian can burn you some of their singles.

xpost- I think I lose interest in people older than about 14 unless they're very good at remembering how to be 14

laurel kay letourneau.

chicago kevin, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I've seen plexi 3, oddly enough, with LiveFastDie at gl@sslands. I'm not sure they made a giant impression but maybe I was distracted and/or it was an off night? Certainly didn't DISlike!

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

how long ago was it? they haven't even been together a year yet!

chicago kevin, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Over the summer, with Theresa and sleep...it was warm weather. The rest of the line up was LFD and Aa and a very Joy Div-y post-punk band from Paris called Frustration.

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

i know the frustration, on s-s records?
i still think you'd dig the plexi 3 singles.

chicago kevin, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah! And yes, you're probably right -- I like what they have on mice pace.

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

apropos of nothing, just saw it elsewhere and it made me laugh:

http://funkyimg.com/u/50442AngryGirl.jpg

dan m, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Wu-Tang is for the children.

jaymc, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Here come the Martain Martians,
And I wouldn't be surprised if they were riding on their Martian bike.
And we have to find out right now
What kind of flavor do these Martians like.

Here come the Martian Martians
And they're riding on their Martian bike
Well, we have to find out right now
What kind of ice cream do the Martians like?
Here come the Martian Martians
Why staying in such a cheap hotel?
Maybe we should help out the Martians
Looks like the Martians ain't doin' too well.

Martian time time time
Well, it's Martian rhyme time
We got a Martian rhyme for Martian Martian time
And the Martians got notebooks in their little hand
Well they're strangers in this land
Martian time It's Martian Martian time

Well, here come the Martian Martains.
They're trying to fight with rocks and sticks
Don't the Martians know better?
Looks like they're up to their same old tricks.
Well, here come the Martian Martians,
They got notebooks in their hand.
What are they trying to write down?
I guess they must be strangers in this land.

Martian rhyme rhyme
Well, Martian time time
Well, you got Martian rhymes for Martian Martian time.
See, the Martians have notebooks in their little hand.
See, they're still strangers in this land.
Martian time, it's Martian Martian time.

Well, here come the Martians
Baking up a Martian cake
We better find out right now
What kind of flavor do these Martians make.
Well, here come the Martian Martians,
There're Martian schoolgirls too
Well, I like the Martian schoolgirls,
And I hope they like me too.
Martian rhyme rhyme rhyme
It's Martian time time time
You got the Martian rhymes for Martian Martian time.

The Martians have notebooks in their little hand
Because they're strangers in this land.
Martian rhyme, it's Martian Martian time.
Well, here come the Martian Martians
Well, they're baking up a Martian pie
I hope the Martians like me
And give some to I.
Well, here come the Martian Martians,
Well, they're setting up a Kool-Aid stand.
Where's their financial advisor?
Somebody should take him by the hand.
Martian rhyme rhyme rhyme
Martian time time time
You got a Martian rhyme for Martian Martian time.
And the Martians have notebooks in their little hand
They're still strangers in this land
Martian rhyme, it's Martian Martian time.

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

that was after j.r. had lost his already tenuous grip on reality.

chicago kevin, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I like reading about old people!

-- Jordan, Friday, December 7, 2007 5:00 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this made me larf

i just finished grading one set of exams and i have some news for you.
guys, just so you know these are the other ways that you can spell "Ecuadorean" (which is the NYT's preferred spelling)
* ecuadoreas
* ecuatidians
* equatos

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

What about equator?

KitCat, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

no, equatos

i cannot stop laughing

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://t-rex.hobix.com/archives/sparks.jpg

KitCat, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm reading Benjamin Kunkel's Indecision, and the narrator (who, to be fair, isn't so sharp when it comes to the world around him) calls them "Ecuadoris."

jaymc, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha oh god

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

equations

dan m, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, FYI
The ancient pyramids of the Aztecs were made 100 years ago.

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

NO. Wait, really? Can't be.

Laurel, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

so THAT'S who built the pyramids!

chicago kevin, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

100 year old Aztecs.

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

that's what my dad said

dan m, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

someone explain this crossword clue: big foot? = EEE

is that a european shoe size or something?

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link

width?
or maybe it's like OMG BIGFOOT EEEEEEEEEEEE

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

EEE indicates width in a shoe size. It also shows up in a lot of crosswords.

jaymc, Friday, 7 December 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Tausig's puzzle this week was the easiest of his I've ever done: I did it on the way home the other night, and I was done before I got to Fullerton.

jaymc, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, i agree, super easy (both the inkwell one and the one in the Onion)

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i like doing easy crosswords though :>

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I meant the Inkwell one. Haven't done the Onion one yet.

jaymc, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

the past couple of weekends sarah and i have taken the onion and reader crosswords with us to brunch and traded them back and forth while waiting for our food. most obnoxious cute couple thing to do y/n?

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

y

Jesse, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

no, that's a good system

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

more obnoxious than doing it: braggin on the internet about doing it

;)

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

but if i don't brag, who will appreciate the beauty of our pure love?

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

the baby jesus

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

coooooooooooouuples
doing crosswords tooooooooogether
hooooooolding hands
dooooon't you wish you were like them
yooooooou're going to be doing crosswords alone ...
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

laaaaa deeeeeeee da deee daaaaaaaaa

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

who are you

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

a smug chanteur

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

who are you???

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

do you even know?????

n/a, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

nick, i got over the hump, i listen to seven second delay now

Jordan, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i do know
i am an equato

La Lechera, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link


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