Billy Joel C/D?

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You forgot "Six Different Ways".

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

goddammit, what happened to all the Billy Joel hating!? Don't we have enough threads about the fuckign Cure already?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 18 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Apparently not.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

No. We never do.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

does anyone know where i could find "friday i'm in love" on the interweb (and no i don't have soulseek)? i want to hear it like now.

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Cure were definitely a great singles band, and I can't even say that about Joel (whose most Cure-like song is probably "Pressure," which is horrible).

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 18 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

If ILX only hated the Cure half as much as you hate Billy Joel, I'd be so happy.

Rockist Scientist, Friday, 18 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are plenty of Cure-haters around, RS. They just fear to speak up in my presence.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hi Dan!

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I CRUSH YOU

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

(bounces back like a gopher)

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

No matter how tempting, I am not re-enacting "Caddyshack" with you.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

at least throw a Snickers bar in his pool.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Goddamnit, the entire reason the internet was created was for textual reenactments of Caddyshack. Now get to it.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

the billy joel-elvis costello connection, while not an exact fit, is better than some recognize. and i say that as somehow who likes a lot of elvis costello's music (though he's been generally useless since 1986). the similarity lies in their adherence to classic pop forms more than personality, though. and BJ is nowhere near as creative in musical arrangements as EC.

the upthread billy joel-frank zappa comparison, on the other hand, is very much off-the-mark (their mutual love for doo-wop and perfectionism notwithstanding). george gershwin and paul whitehead =/= edgard varese and eric dolphy. and zappa's "smugness" isn't as pointless as joel's.

Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 19 April 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Goddamnit, the entire reason the internet was created was for textual reenactments of Caddyshack. Now get to it.
No, Ally. Because that just means that someone, somewhere will have to suck poison out of someone elses asscheek. And nobody wants that.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
Homeowner expects Billy Joel to pay for repairs after accident
BAYVILLE, N.Y. (AP) — A 93-year-old woman whose house was damaged when Billy Joel slammed into it with his car had never heard of the Long Island singer until the accident, but now she expects him to pay for repairs.
Maria Dono of Bayville returned from a shopping trip Sunday afternoon to find Joel speaking with police outside her house.
“He hit my bushes and the wall. He’d better come fix it,” Maria Dono told the New York Post for Tuesday’s editions. “I’m sure he has money.”
Claire Mercuri, a spokeswoman for Joel, said the 54-year-old singer’s “main concern” was to repair the damage.
“He’s taken immediate steps to make sure it’s repaired as quickly as possible,” Mercuri told the Post.
Joel had been driving on Bayville Avenue when his 1967 Citroen skidded on the wet road and hit Dono’s house. There was no evidence of alcohol or drug involvement and Joel was not suspected of any crime, Nassau County police said.
He suffered a small cut on his left ring finger but refused medical attention.
The wreck was the third car accident in two years for Joel. Last year, he was hospitalized after smashing his car into a tree along a highway on far eastern Long Island, and he escaped serious injury in a crash in East Hampton in June 2002.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

"The Stranger", "Zanzibar", "Just A Fantasy", "Laura", all so classic. And quit comparing him to Ben Folds.

I will give him one dud mark for his Guido/Italian Moolie dialect at the end of "Big Shot". And dud anything after An Innocent Man.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

I remember thinking "Scandinavian Skies" was pretty good when I heard it, but it's a long time since I have. I've never heard the Attila album, either, and until reading this thread had doubted the guy who told me about it years ago. I'd heard an album by a Spanish group called "Atila" or something and had assumed this was probably the band he meant and the Billy Joel reference was just incorrect. Guess not!

jazz odysseus, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

My personal (albeit completely unconfirmed, and probably wrong) theory is that, when Billy got in that tragic pre-pizza-slice car crash the other early morning, he'd just picked up a copy of last week's Village Voice from one of the boxes on the street, and he was reading the music section half-page with the following two pieces on it, which took his attention off the road for obvious reasons:

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0416/catucci.php

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0416/eddy.php

chuck, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

B-b-but it doesn't matter what they say in the papers because it's always been the same old thing!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

Joel has had his moments. As a 9 year old kid, I greatly enjoyed "Glass Houses". My favorite BJ song is on that album, entitled "All For Leyna". I played it at a party and people really seemed to like it. I also think "Allentown" has similarly stood the test of time. But yet it is true he's done some pretty awful things, especially that stupid We Didn't Start The Fire and I am SO relieved someone mentioned the REM "It's The End Of The World" connection.

I don't detest Costello, but he really hasn't ever done much for me. Unlike Joel, I can only name ONE Costello song I ever really liked, and the title won't come to me now. There's black female backup singers in the video. Maybe someone can help me here so I don't have to leave ilx to figure out the name of that damn thing.

Disintegration, on the other hand IS perfect.

bimble (bimble), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:57 (twenty years ago) link

ten months pass...
REHAB TIME FOR THE INNOCENT MAN

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

A statement from the 55-year-old singer's spokesperson put his latest problems down to "a recent bout of severe gastro-intestinal distress".

sexy waitress connie stevens (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link

He's such an a-hole.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't mind him.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Bah humbug!! Here's me being an island. I like Billy Joel. Big deal if he's heavyhanded. Greatest Hits Volumes 1 & 2 is a personal favorite, and I'll defend him based on that. I like the...literary quality his songwriting has. I love Elvis Costello for the same reason. However, I'm fully aware of just how cheesetacular Billy Joel [Yes!!! And I still persist in liking him! Mwahahah!!] Suffice to say I'm not going to get terribly bunged about any ILM loathing of him. Over Elvis, maybe...Billy, not so much. But for the record: Classic.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Breaking glass.
Motorcycles.
Helicopters.
Swedish airport ambiance.

I mean, where else are you going to find these sounds all done by the same artist?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 March 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

On the Berlin albums Bowie and Eno did?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but do ANY of the berlin albums have "sleeping with the television on"? or "all for leyna"? or "sometimes a fantasy"?

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

*tries to figure whether this is mean to be praise or not*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

*explains that first word of sentence, "yeah," was meant as actual, non-ironic praise for bowie/eno, while remainder of sentence was meant as actual, non-ironic praise for electricpiano man phase of piano man's career*

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
why mikael so mean to him?

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0606,wood,72051,22.html

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 6 February 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Just wrote my concert blurb, which was an answer to critics over many years, and now actually reads like an answer to this thread:

Billy Joel

Both his greatest and worst hits belong to everyone now, as iconic and critic-proof as the Eiffel Tower, and there's a good chance, anyway, that your reason for dismissing Billy Joel is somebody's favorite song. "Uptown Girl" was such a plain and wonderful bit of acting--far surpassing its Four Seasons inspiration--that I can't believe critics took it as a character flaw made manifest. Tell it to the exultant lesbian who won an otherwise all-male drag-queen contest a few years ago in Eau Claire by lip-synching the '83 tune in greaser gear. Writer Chuck Klosterman has more recently attempted to liberate Joel from contemporary standards of cool, but I seem to remember the piano players's '70s albums being wrapped up in my own Midwestern childhood image of New York City, the state of mind quoted by Nas in which couples fight because that's romance, and where giving attitude is merely sociable. Smeared as defensive at the time, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" was a fighter's homage to the new wave, complete with ska bridge, while "Allentown" was more sympathetic and place-specific than "Pink Houses," never mind its Broadway-style video. The entire back catalog, in fact, seems gentler in retrospect, with even the don't-blame-the-boomers rap of "We Didn't Start the Fire" sounding almost reasonable now that another generation is fuckings things up. As a melodicist, Joel towers above us, and now he's back-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Hope he sticks around for a while.

Pete Scholtes, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh allentown!

what a trip down memory lane. i used to sing it when i was about 4.

Charlie Howard, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

I'd also like to note that Billy Joel claimed to be a Suede fan in a Rolling Stone article.
-- Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 16 April 2003

WOW! good man. where can i read the article in question i wonder?

pisces, Thursday, 12 July 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

i like the use of the word 'claimed'. as if saying you like a particular band still leaves room for a jury's verdict :)

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All For Leyna and Sleeping With the Television On are eternal classics.

I live happily without Piano Man and Just the Way You Are, which are about MOR songwriting skills. But the horny, nerdy teen on side two of Glass Houses (I was 14 at the time) . . . that's the real truth about Billy, me, and a lot of other Queens/Long Island boys who'd rather not admit it!

Kenny, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I apparently have never weighed in, so since the opportunity arises: Why such a hatred for songcraft and production values?

(Me in Hongro mode)

If recording enough standards to make for an extremely solid Greastet Hits Vol I & II (that woulda been even solider with a few substitutions) is enough for classic status, then Classic it is.

(Not to mention fucking ATTILA!)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I, always being in Hongro mode, have to say that in terms of songcraft and production values, Billy Joel is only average. He has a long way to go compared to, say, Crowded House or 10cc.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

He has a long way to go compared to, say, Crowded House or 10cc.

Or ABBA or KISS or Andy Gibb or INXS or Biz Markie.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 30 July 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

he's no elton john either, to take the most obvious example.

be that as it may, here are arguments in favor of billy joel's songwriting craft:

travelin' prayer
new york state of mind
scenes from an italian restaurant
root beer rag (assuming instrumental craft counts as craft)
sometimes a fantasy
sleeping with the television on
don't ask me why
all for leyna
the longest time
tell her about it
a matter of trust
river of dreams
all about soul

and arguments against:

there are a lot.

but, come on, the dude could write and sing songs.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I, always being in Hongro mode,

quote of the day!

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I like "Movin' Out" when it plays on the soft rock station!

Tape Store, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

such thick fingers

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

the dude could write and sing songs.

Sure, sure. Look, I could add to your list of songs that show off Joel as a good, sometimes inspired songwriter, e.g., Pressure, Allentown, She's Right on Time, among others.

But, as you imply, much of the time he's just coasting or operating on formula. Billy Joel is like the NBA player who almost exclusively takes very high-percentage shots: He has a good shooting percentage, it makes him a desirable player, but not a superstar among other players? Or, to draw another analogy, he's like a director who makes reliable action, hack-ish action movies but is capable of occassionally -- when the mood strikes him -- making a real highbrow film.

But Spoon apparently likes Billy Joel a lot, so maybe he isn't as big a dud as I thought.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Whoa, my grammer was terrible! Posting and parenting apparently don't mix. Off to parenting.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Posting and parenting apparently don't mix
Probably not, but that's how I got my start.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

when i hear billy joel, particularly the 80s stuff, it always transports me back to my childhood. "Allentown," "Innocent Man," and "Uptown Girl" are, for that reason, classic.

Even though I know he's kind of schlocky, I have to echo the sentiment that I'm not sure why he is the brunt of so much hatred. He's not great, and he's probably a prick, but that applies to just about everyone in the music industry.

Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Billy Joel is hard for me to listen to, and though I agree that he's a good technical songwriter and probably a good performer (I've never seen him live), he just seems like a big cornflake to me. He's like the really hard working jingle writer who keeps pushing the importance of melody and a songs that are "timeless" or whatever because he knows that persistence pays off, and even though he's famous and all, I can't help but think of him as kind of a runtish, underdog guy. It's really not a fair criticism, I know, and I'm still not totally sure what it is I hate about him. I don't mind forumla, I just hate the hammy, headfirst dives into such pleasant, middlebrow material. He's a throwback to "classic" songwriting in the worst possible way, the way that reminds me why songwriting didn't stay like that forever.

that said, I like the background harmonies in "It's My Life"

Dominique, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link


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