http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
― deej, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
"Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a (bleep)hole."
qft
My wife, presciently, has had Lovitz at the top of her Myspace friends for a while. Now I understand why.
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.leenite.org/jonisland/graphics/letyougo.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
WAU WAU JON LOVITZ U R A TREAT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
:D
― David R., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
love that fucking guy
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/295104606_5db2302d92.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck it, this entire dude's photostream is the most amazing thing i've ever seen http://www.flickr.com/photos/tcmhitchhiker/
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'd like a decal for my drumset that will help ensure I don't get laid after shows. Do you have anything like that?"
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
dude i mean i'm basically into drummers to begin with but srsly i'd at least give a blowjob to a dude sportin that decal at a real gig.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
blowjob
― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't decide if that goes under excelsior or "posts very much in character"
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
zing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
:p
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2939283&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost with cio i guess because that shit is pretty gross
Bridge, by Michael Cross, is a series of steps that rise out of the water as you walk across them, as if walking on water. On entering the exhibition the visitor is met by an empty expanse of water with one step at its edge
― jergïns, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck it, this entire dude's photostream is the most amazing thing i've ever seen http://www.flickr.com/photos/tcmhitchhiker/ -- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:19 (Yesterday) Link
bestest thing EVER!
― jaxon, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I would like a Jeepers dog of my own!
― kv_nol, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/photo.day.php?ID=52081
― petey_carnum, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I like beer coffin, but uterus coffin is some next level shit:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/bizarizona/coffin/_40770405_uterus_ghana.jpg
― petey_carnum, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griess_algebra
in ur n-space, being 196884-dimensional
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1286/803225434_1a8242fd6a.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s-Bacon_number
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1167/836958673_3b8524963e.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Winnie Cooper has a finite Erdős-Bacon number.
― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Hank Aaron, a baseball player, is sometimes also considered to have an Erdős–Bacon number of 3, as he and Erdős both autographed the same baseball (for which he is jokingly referred to as having Erdős number of 1)."
neat!
― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Erdos was the man
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
oops, I cut out the Bacon part of that
― Dan I., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
also bullshit that Aaron's connection is "strictly facetious and fatuous," let the man have his Erdős number
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean how many people have signed baseballs that Erdős has also signed!!!
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:17 (sixteen years ago) link
found this photo in my friend chris anderson's photo stream, he was standing directly in front of me when he took it:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/172019975_4a463ed654_o.jpg
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ that IS awesome
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/cute_condons_horoscope.jpg
http://inventorspot.com/articles/top_10_weirdest_japanese_condoms_5537
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
rw, it was at sub-t, with the low ceiling over the stage the bouncers were NOT happy.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm reading a great book on erdos right now:
Erdös: MY BRAIN IS OP E N < >
― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1129/853136779_d74498b44e.jpg?v=0
^^^ my homey went camping, got licked on by chipmunks
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
AAHHA HAHAHHHH AAAAAAAJHHHHHHHH legs tickling unconsqueeably just thinking about it
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
NO WAY!!!
Cuteness beyond measurable limit!!!
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
so yesterday i did the manual labor until like 9pm. drywall, framing all the shit. then i was like, i think i'll go climb a 12300 ft. mountain. (this is where things get gringi5h!) so i pack my pack, pack my pipe (exhaust pipe with a banana. that joke is still funny even when it's my car!) and i drove up to the mt. got on the trail solo at 10:38 last night (course nobody wants to night hike. wtf). hiked till 12:25. threw the bag down to sleep at like 11300 ft. smoked, perfect. woke up at 8. summited and back to truck by 12::22 this afternoon. anyways, 2 things happened. chipmunks almost ate me alive in the fashion of a swarm of red ants or giant flock of birds. on the summit, those fuckers were after me. well, basically i stayed still and then they started crawling on me and licking my sweat. grooooosss! OMG! so i thought, hey, i'm like the chipmunk whisperer (heady points?). BUT THEN. walking off the summit, oh look what is right in the trail on the ridge of a mt... a big fucking big horn sheep. he was pissed. he was sort of tryin to step to me. which is hilarious because as brett knows, when you hike alone, especially at night but really anytime, you will have a recurring thought about an animal attacking you and you killing it with bare hands, a walking stick, and your knife. always the knife. then you'd be on the cover of a local newspaper and you mentally write the outline for the story and think about the quotes you'll say to the reporters. brett, if i'm wrong, tell me. so last night i was thinking if a big horn started charging me, my quote would be "hey, i just gave it the matador treatment, i held out my pack, let him hit that, then sunk my knife in his side and his momentum ripped him open from shoulder to hip. no big deal, this sort of thing just happens in the wild. " so there the sheep is, and i'm like "hey, dont ram me" and he keeps like walking closer to me trying to punk me. meanwhile i have my knife in one hand and my cam in the other. and i was near a tree i figured i'd use for cover if shit got real. i remember mentally changing the newspaper story to incorporate the tree, while it was happening. but i just gave him space and he chilled.
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
also laurel check yr mails
(i think the pic of the bighorn didn't make it, tho :( )
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
https://uma.att.com/assets/images/sl_mainphoto.jpg
― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
THRILLER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o 1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
AHH just came here to post that
― deej, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
unbelievable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPg9GWBoL0
^^here's another one, diff song
― deej, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bK63uSTTNs
japanese game show
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/M_Patton/cover_artwork_by_hipgnosis/
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NbURDW6CZY
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link