Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

hahaha love how they have a BLACK dude calling Hillary the first black president umm waht

If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.

I was about to propose the exact same thing. But unlike the Garfield one, it would barely alter the strip at all - you could have a web game set up where you view pairs of DBD cartoons and try to guess which one is from the randomizer and which one is intended by the cartoonist to represent a coherent (indeed, punchy!) back-and-forth dialogue.

The recent spread of Obama caricatures re: the evils of diplomacy brings me back to a question I posed a while ago: how long does it take a public figure to become standardized in the pens of cartoonists? If Obama is elected, how many years into his presidency will we go before we stop seeing things like that one where his top teeth are 90% of his head?

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the duck is right. All you brown people, please step out of the line. White folk don't do the terrorist shit, everybody knows, so you can pass on thru.

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Let the record show that I would open enjoy having Levi Stubbs' voice.

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the democratic party - gigantic, mutant man-eating plants since 1824.

I am SO voting for the progressive man-eating plant

Osama's a dictator?

Chavez is a dictator?

Yeah, he is kind of!

The last three elctions in Venezuela say otherwise.

*elEctions

Yeah, I understand what the literal definition of dictator is, but still.

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that's right, ladies and gentlemen, allocating funds so that kids have some baseline form of medical care is full on socialism! bring on the guilt!

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why is that on the batshit right-wing thread?

b/c it's done by one of the bsrw guys, and it's plenty batshit.

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I'm entertained by the Chavez caricature, since the scribbler couldn't think of any other way to decorate him but with a hawaiian shirt and a button.

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uhm...huh?

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i assume it says wall street journal under darth's hands there.

is there any actual evidence that the surge is working?

That is possibly just a friendly reminder that flushing a Koran down the toilet is a speech act, not a hate crime -- flushing an actual Muslim down a toilet, now that, that's a hate crime.

You know, as a response to the 8% of Americans currently charged with hate crimes for putting the Koran in toilets.

post surge: less American troops killed, more Iraqi civilians killed. mission accomplished!

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Again, making sure that poor kids get health coverage = SOCIALISM OH GOD NOES

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good ol chuck asay, always good for extreme wtf in black & white.

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is there anybody in the world of any intelligence who seriously is debating whether "radical Islam" started the war in Iraq????

I think maybe pelosi face crack might be the new osama thumbs up.

oh shit, time for more Jesse:

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black people talk like THIS

And if these don't float your boat, tune in tomorrow for all the bridge collapse toons. How will this incident be used to assault non-conservatives? Wait & see!

I think it's clear that God was punishing Minneapolis for being to liberal. ;_;

its predicted somewhere in Corinthians dontchaknow

O did a dinosaur step on it no evolution?

NICE BRICKS!

Chuck Asay draws a pretty decent John Edwards, but everything else about these is as bsrw as usually.

The "Which one has Obama refused to meet with..." lineup actually ends up making the opposite point. It seems totally reasonable that the President would want to meet with international leaders and foes, but cross a media institution off his to-do list.

kinda like how the current President hates to talk with the press

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different Obama face here. Pointy ass chin, but no huge wall o' teef. The ears stick out, but aren't huge dubya-sized jackass/radar dishes.

wha-? he just said he WOULDN'T nuke pakistan

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thank god Gaggle is finally attacking Halliburton, KBR, ConAgra, Boeing, etc etc etc.

You think these assholes ever heard of the Tennessee Valley Authority?

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There's something about the accusations of hypocrisy here which is amusing, seeing as how the guy being reported on runs enough media outlets to deliberately increase the level of sensationalism in the culture.

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Again, the assertion that context, intent, or motive doesn't matter at all in any crime is bullshit and so thoroughly ignorant of both the letter and the spirit of centuries of anglo-american common law. If your truck blows a tire and you uncontrollably swerve into oncoming traffic which results in somebody dying, you're automatically guilty of murder now, ain't you. Terrorism is only so a crime so much as property is damaged or people are killed. Hate speech and hate crime are the same thing, right? like, they both have the word "hate" in them!

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didn't think this one through, did he

Well that headline likely refers to the two war-supporting, Bush apologists from the Brooking Institute who the administration sent to Iraq to get piggy-back rides from Gen. Petraeus, and who came back to provide the "even these feerce librul critiks think the Serge is werkin" meme. The fact that the media still buys into this suggests a high Midichlorian count in the Executive Branch.

thanks for mentioning those brookings stooges. saw both of them on various shows/in various articles talking about how great iraq is doing, i've only noticed crooks and liars talking about how full of crap they are.

wikipedia says the brookings institution is traditionally considered liberal. unh?

they were, not so much anymore

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such odd representations of teef

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sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.

re: thickening arctic ice

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when the history of this age is written, I hope that attention is paid to the tribal epistemology and completely unconscious adoption of postmodern relativism by those who spent decades decrying it.

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I'm confused - things are going so well the Iraqis are kissing our asses... or the damn dirty lib'ruls have so constrained our troops so they're forced to "kiss <towelhead> ass"?

kind of amazing how she keeps up the naughty hipster librarian look even in body armor

otherwise mr. muir would not be able to yank it to that cartoon

sanctimony powered go cart? way to steal jokes from the simpsons, you creative genius, you.

haha stolen from ed begley jr. himself! not to mention that episode was like 8 years ago.