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"buried rage"

You 'found' your own fucking website, did you?
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Whoa where's that from.

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

ah some guy posted a link to his own blog -- i mean fair enough to curse on him, but heavens.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

The sasha frere-jones/radiohead thread (the one erroneously sited on ILE).

It's on the ILE front page right now.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I miss that B. Mikes guy, wasn't he seeding a bunch of conversations with links to his site around that time or was it just the sfj one?

mh, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow, how did I miss that thread originally, it's one of the most cold clusterfucks I've ever seen! Oh yeah, the thread title hardly sez "read me!" does it.

The only guy I remember really overdoing the blogspamming thing is PEW.

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

don't forget "e complex" who filled me with wite-hot rage but most ppl just ignored, haha

gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean, he even put his blog hyper-linxx in some other very specific font!! why that's so irritating to me, i can't really explain..

gff, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah come come that dude was never called on his spamming? It was so weird. He seems to have disappeared tho.

Trayce, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.

Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Too soon.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 08:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Too British.

n/a, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Too much of a reach.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't even get it.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002

^@^, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Explain the joke to me, plz.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

That's a zing?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.

Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

unknown reasons

s1ocki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

that clip is hardcore good times.

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link

"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"

dmr, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

that one floored me

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

"bill maher must be exhausted!"

lols

i <3 patton

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

Don Gorgon, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

^@^, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

tauntaun carcass

oh yes, THIS was the best line.

stevie, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"

Ice cold.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?

-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

you just got zinged shamrock style bitch

sanskrit, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

lol old ilx

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

IT'S THE SAME

-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 17 August 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

WAU

HI DERE, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.

chaki, Friday, 17 August 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link

Settle down there, slick.
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link

Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th?
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 19 August 2007 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link

A

Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

she should know, she's luna

latebloomer, Sunday, 19 August 2007 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jordan, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.

jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link


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