DEAR NABISCO

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cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

omfg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

:O

attack all monsters (skowly), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

:-O

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

godhead

latebloomer needs to be less crappy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

:-O

‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

cosign

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

:D

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

onethreadsummingupphoto

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

onephototorulethemall

trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

!

m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

hey wow man, just what the wow.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

that's going on myspace

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

omg hahahahaha gold

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

close noize board

attack all monsters (skowly), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa nellie.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

bundgee otm

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

that is rilly rilly friggin' scary.

scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

omg tears

slackety yax (H2-H4), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:41 (fifteen years ago) link

really hope adam has seen beach2.jpg

slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

A lot of them aren't so crusty anymore, though, you know? Like you go to Minneapolis and spot some face-tatooed bike-messenger folks, and yeah, crusty, but then there's plenty of well-groomed grad-student types, and ... I dunno, at this point it's like a spectrum between crusty, the guy who works at a university and listens to world music, and just average types.
-- nabisco (--...), January 24th, 2007 8:57 PM.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

nabisco in the general vicinity of the money

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

LESS NABISCO MORE AWE OVER CUTTYHORSE

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

WHY IS CUTTYHORSE WEARIN' A HAT @ TH BEECH

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

STYLE

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Dear Nabisco,

Thanks for the tacos! Theresa says it was a very "otm" thing to do.

Love,

JW and the MDNC

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Gross.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

AH THE OLD MONDAY DRINK NIGHTING CLUB

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link

It is so awesome how much appreciation you can scam by giving people $1.50 tacos from only a block away! I'm doing that every night from now on. Except apparently I should keep a spare bag of kosher tacos.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Who the hell keeps kosher?

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

are koalas kosher

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Let's see, they are not pork or shellfish...but I think they count as having cloven feet, so I'm gonna guess no.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

koalas have toes. does that count as cloven?

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know, I don't think anything with toes is kosher! Hold on, I'll look it up.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Of the "beasts of the earth" (which basically refers to land mammals with the exception of swarming rodents), you may eat any animal that has cloven hooves and chews its cud. Lev. 11:3; Deut. 14:6. Any land mammal that does not have both of these qualities is forbidden. The Torah specifies that the camel, the rock badger, the hare and the pig are not kosher because each lacks one of these two qualifications. Sheep, cattle, goats and deer are kosher.

http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

P.S. here's a cool trick for picking living spaces in the future. Punch your income into a calculator. Press the "minus" button (-). Now punch the rent in and press "equals" (=). A number will display on the screen. If there is a little minus sign in front of that number (-), then don't live there.
-- nabisco (--...), February 2nd, 2007 7:07 PM.

otm

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks, laurel. koalas def. not kosher.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I always miss nabisco taco nite! :(

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Gross.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Who the hell keeps kosher = that other super-drunk girl who hesitant to chow on a nice alcohol-absorbing taco.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i think she really needed that taco and i don't think she was hesitant at all but felt the need to say something so she wouldn't feel as guilty!

he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Ohh, the Natalie Portman-ish one in the crewneck sweater? (As opposed to the Asian one in the 5" heels, natch.)

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

(I mean, DUH.)

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't remember asian one in 5" heels, hmm.


r4chel is actually really awesome. she was one of my favorite people to work shows with at the pub.

he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

why did the sluts take the tacos but not nabisco's heart :(

UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Dear Nabisco:

You are very OTM here:

GRRRRRRRRRRR okay I'm sorry but I get REALLY sick of that fucking argument, and will not countenance it except maybe from well-meaning 16-year-olds who just had their MINDS BLOWN by the cool English teachers they're going to get their college-app recommendations from, or MAYBE stoned college freshmen just learning the wonders of the Stoner Solipsism Bubble, because at least that's preferable to their getting their Mind Blown Explanation to the Universe(TM) from Ayn Rand or Macro-econ 101.

Our opinions are subjective, no shit; if this makes talking about them an "exercise in futility," then you are claiming that ALL HUMAN COMMUNICATION IS POINTLESS, yes, no point sharing our subjective impressions and comparing them and being interested in other people's and maybe letting other people's subjective impressions influence our own, etc. etc.

And we know for a fact you DON'T BELIEVE THAT, because you've bothered posting to a message board and trying to communicate with other people, beyond which you're STILL ALIVE, and if you honestly believed in such a bullshit anti-human fake-logical position, you would be so much better off just killing yourself and not bothering the rest of us in our alleged Solipsism Bubbles.

P.S. All those caps are not just textual emphasis and are literally me YELLING AT YOU.

nabisco on Monday, March 26, 2007 2:04 PM (31 minutes ago)


But sometimes I wonder why you take the time to type out posts like this? Is it just because you are that passionate about communication? Or are there forces inside you that make it impossible to withold OTMness when it is needed?

Fondly,

-Grady

g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i'm glad you posted that - b/c it's prob from one of those threads i've never even opened and prob never will

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

ah cuttyhorse

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahahaha i forgot abt cuttyhorse
hahaha

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

P.S. All those caps are not just textual emphasis and are literally me YELLING AT YOU.

nabisco on Monday, March 26, 2007 2:04 PM (31 minutes ago)


sub-GZeus

am0n, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link


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