HI DERE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

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maybe if i build some kind of contraption that allows them to get up to the counter...

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm thinking stairs with little bits of cheese on each level

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

some kind of tiny mouse elevator or escalator with instructions ^_^

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's ridiculous

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://principa.net/images/marketingscans/thumbs/cc_western.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

get one cat

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.themut.com/images/products/1125244047-fullpic.jpg

try this ~~double-dildo~~ mousetrap

http://www.themut.com/zoomprod.php?pid=31

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) i live near the western extermination building

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smithsax.btinternet.co.uk/images/mousetrap.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i just saw my first one! my only thought was "I WANT TO KEEP HIM"

how can you kill those little babies? so cute u_u

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

John: we need a mouse deterrent
i don't want to have to kill no more myself all barehanded like again
me: get one box gluetraps
John: need to get hole in wall plugged
me: there are no good deterents for rhodential pest control
yep
seal everything
no food etc in nonsealed containers
John: in SF we had an effective ultrasonic deterrent but these have failed me here
we have no food out
me: even in cabinets
John: they have only been seen in my room, felt on my leg
me: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
John: yes.
that one is ded
me: ha
thats odd
typically they dont like the smell of men
John: i spasmodica`lly woke up grabbed him and spiked him to the carpet. fatality! freaked me the fuck out.
me: thats why glue traps are so smelly
jesus fuck
thats lunacy

...and absolutely revolting
John: tell me about it
i was freaked
still am
that was tuesday
me: eww
John: ok, time to go to work
Sent at 9:14 AM on Friday

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

if i was a mouse performance poet i would probably try to write something like that, and then i would perform it using two slightly different squeaky voices.

― estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ha....thing is, he's a former amatuer boxer. and i used to work for an alternatives to pesticides lobby.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

MOUSE SAGA BEGINS HERE.

Also the stupid shits two buildings down keep leaving their trash on the fucking sidewalk instead of IN A DUMPSTER so pretty soon I will be saying HI DERE RATS AND HOBOS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I am totally naive for wanting to get a trap that just catches it so I can let it go outside? The glue traps suck (we had mice two years ago and the stupid things only managed to get stuck on EVERYTHING WE OWNED and if I have to see dead mice bodies I probably will cry.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

am I even

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, kind naive. i dunno. also those traps are expensive right?

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that's true. bleh maybe I can just poison them. I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE MOUSES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

bought one of those sonic deterrent things. arrives tomorrow, so lets see how it works

― -- (688), Monday, 11 September 2006 05:47 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS ONE IN MY ROOM NOW I JUST SAW IT WHERE ARE THESE GUYS COMING FROM

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the walls.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

and under the floorboards.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

their nest

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

they're in yer base, eatin yer foods

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

god fucking dammit there is a medium sized and a GIANT hole in the wall behind the oven.

someone please come to hug me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/MouseMouseGetOuttaMyHouse1994.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

put out rat poison. then it dies. then you get FLIES.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=230

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 6 October 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

hi dere mouse in my house.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/paw/2006/47/pirates.jpg

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a mouse in my house, but i think he's a cutie.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere skunk outside my house

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere mouse corpse in my trashcan (circa 1 week ago)
hi dere fresh mouse turds on the counter (circa every day)

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

miss u bro

― gbx, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the saddest post ever :(

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh no! I'm so sorry, he was beautiful.

― ENBB, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

This poor confused mouse; my slovenly crumb dropping ways brought him here, and now my cruel traps will take him out. The life of a mouse is unfair.

― Dan I., Sunday, 9 March 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I got serious killer's remorse. :(

― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link

CAPS

― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i saw you you little bastard! but how to kill you without a place to get sticky traps at this hour?! grrr. if only you moved slower.

― bb, Friday, 4 April 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

still miss this guy

― gbx, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

the key to getting rid of mice from your house, i've discovered recently, is to not have food lying around

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

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